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[Darvi]

>Y! Effing Y!

[forsaken1111]

You emphatically slam the Y key, exclaiming your enthusiasm. The instant you do so, you hear the three turing mechanoforms go rushing off into the hallway leaving you all alone.

You suddenly think this course of action may not have been the wisest decision you have ever made, as you are now alone in the office. Turing is unresponsive, presumably his attention devoted to rebuilding the mechanoforms with inadequate tools.

Hm...

[TolyK]

>fuck

>hyperfrequency 1493

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

sends out high-frequency antijam on ethernet/internet

[Darvi]

>Turn off lights

[forsaken1111]

You quickly turn off the lights. Maybe the zombies are attracted to lights? Who knows.. not you. Oh wait we're under ground. You leave them off anyway.

You type "hyperfrequency 1493" into the terminal. Nothing special happens. Your wireless isn't being jammed, as it operates on another frequency, but you decided to do it anyway just in case.

So there you are, sitting in the dark underground with only robots and a nutty AI for company. You're starting to get a bit creeped out.

[Ochita]

>Turn on lights, assemble barricade.

[Darvi]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

>Fetch portal gun *grin*

Hide in a cupboard and listen while you wait for the mechadudes.

  >Turn on lights, assemble barricade.
 

That's fine too.

[forsaken1111]

You quickly find some furniture and erect what you graciously call a barricade. Also you close and lock the door. You then hide in the cupboard and wait...

...and wait...

...and wait...

It has now been at least an hour, you think. You kinda need to pee again. Damn soda.

Suddenly you hear a loud *BANG* from the office outside the cupboard. You no longer need to pee.

[Tyberix]

Look for some kind of improvised weapon

[forsaken1111]

Ignoring your wet pants, you search the cupboard for a weapon.

Suddenly the door opens, and you look up into three red sensor eyes. Turing says, "Oh, hello User. I thought you had departed. Do you require new pants?"

You throw something at it, probably a shoe, and then climb out.

The robot looks a mess. It has some chunks of metal welded onto it forming a crude sort of armor, and its clamping claw arms now have serrated metal bolted on. The bang you heard was apparently it busting down the door while looking for you.

You're starting to dislike this whole situation. Intensely.

[Darvi]

Search for pants.

[forsaken1111]

You look around for some new pants, a bit embarrassed at yourself. Turing is helpful, he brings you a pair from another office and you quickly change.

"User, projections indicate that these three drones could probably reach the motor pool intact. User's assistance would be much appreciated, Turing understands that humans are much better suited to tactical combat and creative thinking. Would User care to assist?"

You stare at the junky looking robot, a bit surprised. You don't know much about commanding troops or tactical combat...

[Tyberix]

>Okay let's think for a while,we got supercomputer, all government officials are probably dead so nobody will stop us if we try to snatch zombie-apocalypse info from their servers , right ? Of course unless they were as blind to what happened as we are now.

[Darvi]

>If we get a weapon to defend ourselves, sure.

[forsaken1111]

"Okay, I'll come with you if I can find a weapon Turing."

The drone pauses and turns to look at you, "User misunderstood. Turing would like User to watch from the monitor and make tactical suggestions. User cannot be allowed to risk his life!" He actually sounds a bit aghast at the prospect. Is Turing developing emotions, or just simulating them? Or are you imagining the emotional overtones?

You briefly entertain thoughts of snatching information from government servers, but realize you have no idea how. You resolve to ask Turing about this once the drone's mission is done and Turing has secured the motor pool.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Okay guys, it may be a while before my next update. I'm going to work out some quick combat rules and a map. Once I do, three of you will become the drones and tell me what you do.