Loud Music, Check
BBQ Ramen, Check
Toaster Making Toast, Check
Houston we are clear for arena fight #1
Two of our most distinguished combatants meet in the arena today,
Remalle, Veteran the old battles, and eldest among the survivors.
Vs.Kzel, Champion of air, strongest of the reborn, and slayer of serpents.
It has been long since Remalle has taken up the fight, too long. His axe has had no respite from the polishing that now serves only to ward away rust. Happier were the days when the axe was worked with cloth and whetstone to remove the nicks incurred by those it clove in twain, mementos of fallen foes. Kzel fights to prove his existence was not a lie, to prove he is not an echo of what came before. His is a fight to prove that his rebirth was earned, to prove that he should not have died to an assassin's blade. We must remember that two Heroes stand before us, but there can only be one champion.
Blows are exchanged quickly and Remalle's experience allows him to take the field, his first swings are ineffective against Kzel's mail but then he cleaves Kzel's right foot from his body. Kzel is off balance but he uses his wings to remain standing with out aid of his foot until Remmale tackles him out of the air, Kzel strikes back but to no avail and Remalle severs his right arm at the elbow. The battle is not looking good for Kzel...
The fight lasts for little longer and Remalle strikes no more blows against Kzel, the ones already inflicted are enough. Bleeding from hands and feet Kzel crumples from the air and into a mass of bloody feathers, returning once more and with certainty to the dust that he come from. Remalle raises one gauntlet clad fist into the air, a triumphant veteran returned to fight again.
Well done Remalle, you may have slaughtered one of my favorites but at least you didn't condemn him to slow agonizing death. Take you prize and train, your competition awaits you most... eagerly. You also automatically get Kzel's bar of Pitchblende...
Victor's combat log
I guess I'll fork over those greaves now, I'm interring Kzel's spear as a relic though.