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Author Topic: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.  (Read 15196 times)

Sandrew

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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2011, 06:18:18 am »

Quote from: OP
It's a fun program that runs a phrase through a translator a few times and comes out with some engrish phrase.
Put in dwarf fortress stuff and see what happens.

Turned into:


English phrases in Japanese and I have you tried to run several programs at some point you can enjoy your conversion? Dwarf Fortress something, please see what happens.
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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2011, 06:29:35 am »

Input: Cave crocodile is eating everyone in their beds
Output: Kebuwani eat in my bed

Input: Elves enjoy gifts of magma and burning wood
Output: Magumadoryuasu burning, please enjoy your gift.

Input: Ghost partying with his living friends at the well
Output: And his friends are living in a ghost party

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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2011, 08:33:50 am »

Input:
The forgotten beast Ozsit Genlathgakit has come! A great skinless dimetrodon. It has a pair of fan-like antennae and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its deadly spittle.

Output:
The Forgotten Beast Ozsit Genlathgakit came! Great skin dimetrodon. Wiggle is fidgeting like a pair of male antenna. Please note that deadly spit.

Reading it, it seems very suggestive for no reason.
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Darvi

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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2011, 08:38:35 am »

"Screw you Elves" becomes "Using screws, Elf!"
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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2011, 09:02:41 am »

In: DF players will pour magma on elves.

Out: (DF Magumaerufu) I have become the focus of the players.

Ahahahahahahaha... Evil machine.
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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2011, 12:26:50 pm »

Urist McThirsty cancels Drink: Drowning
into Japanese
Urist McThirstyドリンクをキャンセル:溺れる
back into English
Cancel Urist McThirsty drink: Drowning
back into Japanese
キャンセルUrist McThirsty飲料:溺水
back into English
Urist McThirsty cancel Beverages: Drowning
back into Japanese
溺死:Urist McThirstyは飲料キャンセル
back into English
Drowning: McThirsty Urist was canceled drinking

Urist McThirsty has died of thirst.
etc
Urist McThirsty died thirsty.
back into Japanese
溺水:McThirsty Uristは飲酒をキャンセルされました
back into English
Drowning: Urist McThirsty alcohol use was canceled
back into Japanese
Drowning: Urist McThirsty alcohol use was canceled

Urist McFriendOfThirsty is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McFriendOfThirstyは、かんしゃくを投げている!
back into English
McFriendOfThirsty Urist has thrown a temper tantrum!
back into Japanese
McFriendOfThirsty Uristは、かんしゃくをスローしています!
back into English
Urist McFriendOfThirsty is throwing a temper tantrum!
back into Japanese
Urist McFriendOfThirstyは、かんしゃくを投げている!
back into English
McFriendOfThirsty Urist has thrown a temper tantrum!
back into Japanese
McFriendOfThirsty Uristは、かんしゃくをスローしています!
back into English
Urist McFriendOfThirsty is throwing a temper tantrum!
Repeats...:(

Etc Etc tantrum spiral. You know what that is, right?
etc
Such as spiral and tantrums. Well, you know what that is?

Your fortress has crumbled to its end.
etc
This is the last bastion of collapse.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 12:33:51 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2011, 01:18:02 pm »

"If you're lucky, everyone gets murdered. If you're not, everyone dies of thirst."
became
"If you are lucky, all the people died. Also, if you are thirsty, no one dies."


"The tax collector was making unreasonable requests, so I had him impaled."
became
"He can request a tax, it is not fair, I stabbed him."
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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2011, 02:04:45 pm »

Spoilering because it deals with hfs
Spoiler: in (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: out (click to show/hide)

In: Urist didn't care that elephants were the downfall of Boatmurdered; war elephants were cool!


Out: The war elephant was cool. Urist, the elephants did not care about the collapse of Boatmurdered!
The war elephant was cool. Urist, I do not care about the collapse of elephant Boatmurdered!
The war elephant was cool. Urist, I Boatmurdered Do not worry about the collapse of the elephants! (heheheh)

In: The elven diplomat never saw the Mayor pull the lever.
Out: Elf diplomats saw the mayor never pull the lever.
Elf diplomats, the mayor never saw pull the lever.

This is kinda fun!

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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2011, 02:08:14 pm »

Urist has become stark raving mad! ->Urist is that I was angry at all!
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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2011, 02:41:14 pm »

"Screw you Elves" becomes "Using screws, Elf!"

Oh you figured out my trap layout.
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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2011, 03:37:33 pm »

In: The noble just fell into a magma pool

Out:

Royal magma pool fell just

Just fell Roiyarumagumapuru

Just down Roiyarumagumapuru

Huh???



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Darvi

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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2011, 03:39:38 pm »

"Screw you Elves" becomes "Using screws, Elf!"

Oh you figured out my trap layout.
It involves fornicating treehuggers?
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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2011, 04:29:58 pm »

"Horrors! Demons in the deep!"
Becomes:
Terror! Devil's deep
Terror! Ino Hukashi Devil
Terror! Ino Demon Hukashi

"The giant olm shakes the dwarf around by the head and the severed part goes sailing off in an arc!"
EVENTUALLY becomes:
This week, a huge head, Then, Rino need atrophy, Horaimoriakukatto shook some sales!
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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2011, 07:01:51 pm »

Yay, I got a really long one! 

In:  A philosophical discussion of the intents of dwarves, with relation to socks, magma, and elves, is outside the scope of this sentence.

Outs:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intentions and socks and elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.
"It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium"
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Re: Dwarf fortress Translation parties.
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2011, 07:04:10 pm »

in: my first fortress died because i had no booze
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and it repeats

in: urist mccheesemaker punches the forgotten beast, bruising the fat, jamming the skull through the brain
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
and it repeats.

Oh god this is awesome
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