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[UristMcDwarf]

Search translation party.
It's a fun program that runs a phrase through a translator a few times and comes out with some engrish phrase.
Put in dwarf fortress stuff and see what happens.

Mine:
Dwarf fortress is awesome, pour magma on elfs

A few translations later...

Dwarves poured into fortress grand experiment of magma,

It's funny cause it's true.

[Repulsion]

In:
'Cats are bred for science, but make sure they don't get out of hand, for they will create an FPS death machine which is quite the catastrophe.'

Out:
'The cat has been raised for the science, they have a very large disaster to create a FPS killing machine, make sure that they do not get out of hand.'

'The cat has been raised for scientific FPS kill them machines have a very large disaster to create, please make sure that they do not get out of hand.' 

'The cat, scientific FPS has raised their machines is to create and exit with a very large-scale disaster please make sure that they do not get out of hand.'

'Cat, scientific FPS is raised to create your own machine, it ends with a very large disaster please make sure that they do not get out of hand.'

This program is interesting.

[ext0l]

In:
I am a dwarf.
Out:
I have a child.

Huh?

[BodyGripper]

In:
If these elves don't bring me some animals soon, I'm gonna sacrifice them to Armok.

Out:
If these elves do not have me on some of the animals, I Armok I'll sacrifice them.

These elves do not have a part of my animals, I will sacrifice them Armok.

These elves do not have some of the animals, I will sacrifice them Armok.

[Zrk2]

In: The elven hippies don't like wood crafts.

Out: Hippy elves, not like wood crafts.
Hippie elves do not seem woodwork.
Wood Elves do not seem hippie.
Wood Elves are not like hippies.
Wood Elves are not like a hippie.

Uh, what?

[The Dog Delusion]

"Dwarves will often run into the middle of a siege to steal socks from the deceased"

became:

"Please try to take away many of the dead children's socks."
 

[Raddish]

Out:
If these elves do not have me on some of the animals, I Armok I'll sacrifice them.

That is a very stange thing for Armok to want, hmmmm...


My turn:

"Wait a second, how did that elfs arm get way up there?"

Becomes:

"In the experiment, in a certain way, or you can use your arms, or wait?"

And

"The booze stockpile is on fire, which one of you let the fire imps out of their cages again?"

Becomes:

"Cage behind the fire, fire in the inventory, to allow alcohol?"

[612DwarfAvenue]

Ahhh, Translation Party.


"I ate a demon rat, and it tasted like SATAAAAAN"

Becomes

"I ate a devil of a rat, it tastes like SATAAAAAN"



"Goblinite is a good source of iron"

Becomes

"Goblinite is good source of iron"



And then the ultimate one:
"the cake is a lie"

Becomes

"the cake is a lie"

http://www.translationparty.com/#8579178 if you don't believe me .

[TheeBaconman]

Grab equipment cancelled interrupted by carp

to:
Grab kyanserukkoirushisutemu stops.

2 in betweens, not the only 2 others though:
Grab the cancellation coil system stops
(same as above. replace system with "device")

[billybobfred]

Dwarf cancels drink: drowning
becomes
Kyanserudowafu Beverages: drowning

Dwarf cancels sleep: resting
becomes
Wake Up Child: Break

Cat cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Too injured
becomes
Injury: the release for cats is to keep online inventory

Turn off temperature, swim in magma
becomes
Turn off the temperature of the magma swim

[612DwarfAvenue]

"Urist McDwarf, cancels get married: too insane"

Becomes

"Too absurd: McDwarf Urist, to cancel the wedding"



"You have broken into a peculiar chamber in the base of the mountain"

Becomes

"You must stay in the mountains you have to be split."

[billybobfred]

Oh, and

You have struck Raw adamantine! Praise the miners!
becomes
You have struck Purentekisutoadamantan! Praise miner!

Laaaaaaaame.

[NewsMuffin]

In:
I hate elves. They steal my dwarves adamantine, and dont take wood crafts.
Out:
I hate elves. They steal my dwarves adamantine, and dont take wood crafts.

I am using elves. They take my dwarves have to steal wood crafts adamantine.

I am using the elf. They dwarf me, that adamantine to steal wood crafts.

I am using the elf. Adamantine they are to steal wood crafts, dwarf me.

I am using the elf. Adamantine they are dwarf to steal my wood crafts.

I am using the elf. Adamantine tries to steal their wooden craft in my dwarf.

I am using the elf. Adamantine is a dwarf, I steal and wood crafts.

I am using the elf. Adamantine is a dwarf, I steal and wood crafts.

[MythagoWoods]

In: I tell my dwarves to train in the danger room but they'd rather drink.

Out: Lewis, I have my kids in my room hoping to take a risk and Tayo.

I... ummm... what?

[Darvi]

Urist cancels survival: interrupted by stupidity

Translating it to Chinese, English, French, Dutch, and back to English:
Urist cancel the existence: Discontinuance stupid