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[BodyGripper]

 *Bump*
I imagine these are exactly how dwarfs sound to human and elf merchants.

[Sugata-senpai]

He is a large purring maggot with purple feathers, Beware his deadly poison!

becomes...

He is a deadly purple UZI, we have a great big wings carefully!


UristMcDepressed cancels life:too sad

becomes...

Cancellation of life UristMcDepressed: sad too

[nymall]

In:

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.

Out:

IT IT, it can be heard before counting the time you want to stand on the source please note that it is that you must supply all of us to follow you 19 miles 900 miles , Sun has therefore been developed around the world. As follows, in our "Milky Way" is all of the spiral arms of galaxies day per million yen, has been: you will need 40 000 miles of me, we have for you You can see all the movements of the sun in miles.

(yeah, I know it's not DF, but I figured it had to be done.)