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Author Topic: Favorite Game Quotes  (Read 21409 times)

Keita

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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #165 on: January 30, 2011, 07:31:20 am »
UPDATED MY JOURNAL!

Every. Single. Time!
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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #166 on: January 30, 2011, 04:01:32 pm »
"That Kuei-Jin bitch! If I ever get my hands on her, I'll tie her eyelashes to her ass hairs and bowl her ass into a car compactor!"
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« Reply #167 on: January 30, 2011, 05:25:34 pm »
Mother of deceased: "Was it... suicide?"
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Protagonist: "Natural causes??"
Sheriff: "You can't live without a spinal cord, son. Nothing unnatural about that."

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« Reply #168 on: January 30, 2011, 08:05:12 pm »
Go for the eyes, boo!
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« Reply #169 on: January 30, 2011, 10:27:51 pm »
Quote from: ibot66 on January 30, 2011, 08:05:12 pm
Go for the eyes, boo!
I almost forgot about him!  Thanks
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"Having faith" that the bridge will not fall, implies that the bridge itself isn't that trustworthy. It's not that different from "I pray that the bridge will hold my weight."

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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #170 on: January 30, 2011, 10:41:42 pm »
Not a game quote, but still a quote so dumb I must share:

"He's not just dead - he was murdered, and somebody is responsable!"
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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #171 on: January 31, 2011, 12:17:01 am »
Not a quote that much, but still something.
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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #172 on: January 31, 2011, 12:24:25 pm »
Everything said ever in Arcanum when you play a low INT character.
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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #173 on: January 31, 2011, 01:20:59 pm »
Quote from: IHateOutside on January 31, 2011, 12:24:25 pm
Everything said ever in Arcanum when you play a low INT character.
For that matter anything said by any character with low INT in any game that gives them special dialouge.
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #174 on: January 31, 2011, 01:46:50 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on January 31, 2011, 01:20:59 pm
Quote from: IHateOutside on January 31, 2011, 12:24:25 pm
Everything said ever in Arcanum when you play a low INT character.
For that matter anything said by any character with low INT in any game that gives them special dialouge.
I dunno. I heard New Vegas gives you special dialogue, but no special reactions from the NPCs. They just sort of ignore how stupid what you just said is and react like to any other character.
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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #175 on: January 31, 2011, 01:58:18 pm »
It's favorate quotes, not reactions to said quotes. But those are usually quite amuseing themselves in this case.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #176 on: February 02, 2011, 10:59:10 am »
I hate vans.
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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #177 on: February 02, 2011, 05:03:14 pm »
Quote from: Metal Militia on February 02, 2011, 10:59:10 am
I hate vans.
Francis: GODDAMN VAMPIRES
Louis: THEY'RE ZOMBIES NOT VAMPIRES
Bill: Hey.
Zoey: Hey
Louis: Hey
Francis: Hey.
Me: The shit?

Dialog got confused.
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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #178 on: February 02, 2011, 06:49:00 pm »
Quote from: Metal Militia on January 30, 2011, 07:31:20 am
UPDATED MY JOURNAL!

Every. Single. Time!
"Updated My Journal: The Game"

That's what the name should have been. That's what I have the game's shortcut named as in Steam.
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Re: Favorite Game Quotes
« Reply #179 on: February 02, 2011, 07:23:22 pm »
Quote from: RedAlertFan on February 02, 2011, 05:03:14 pm
Quote from: Metal Militia on February 02, 2011, 10:59:10 am
I hate vans.
Francis: GODDAMN VAMPIRES
Louis: THEY'RE ZOMBIES NOT VAMPIRES
Bill: Hey.
Zoey: Hey
Louis: Hey
Francis: Hey.
Me: The shit?

Dialog got confused.
Not quite a game quote...

The Count(on TV): "One! One flower. Two! Two flowers."
Francis: "Mmmhmmm."
Count: "Three! Three flowers."
Francis: "Gaaah! Sonofabitch!" *smashes his flowerpots*
"I ain't gonna let these goddamn vampires beat me."
Bill: "What?!"
*Francis runs out the door*
Bill: "Hehe you are an idiot!"
Count: "Seven flowers! Bwahaha!"
Bill: *snores*
Count: "Do you know why I-" *the sound of a door being kicked in*
Francis: "Hey!"
Bill: *wakes up* "What the hell was that?"
Francis: "Damn straight!" *begins punching The Count*
Bill: "I don't believe this."
Francis: "No, thank you."
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