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[warhammer651]

Such inspiring courage captain. Perhaps we'll mount your corpse on a golden chair and make an idol out of you as well
-Eliphas the Inheritor to captain Davian Thule, Dawn of war: Dark Crusade

"just as planned"
- me after sheer dumb luck enabled me to hold on to Siam with three guys vs fifteen in a game of risk

Goggles: You're flipping nuts!
Red haired boy: I second that
Glasses (me): Ad hominem and bandwagon fallacies can't stop me now!
*I get stabbed by a knife*
me: ad hominem involving a knife, however, will
-One of my better sessions of Mitadake High

[Megaman]

'"Hey look guys, KIDDIE LAND!"'
-Ellis

[G-Flex]

I was playing Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines as a Nosferatu. One character (Fat Larry, an afro-wearing arms dealer in downtown LA) told me I looked like a "Halloween-lookin' S&M gremlin". There is no better description of what the player Nosferatu models look like in that game, and with the voice acting, it's hilarious.

[kg333]

'"Hey look guys, KIDDIE LAND!"'
-Ellis

lol, you censored it...Ellis' quotes are hysterical, though, especially the rambling stories about Keith.

KG

[Pnx]

Ok, after replaying the first part Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines I've remembered a few... Paraphrased for lazyness.

"Those of you in the first few rows will get wet." (sabbat thug pseudo-breaking the fourth wall when him and his buddies have captured the player character)

"Why'd you have to go and do that? Now there's one less Billy in the world, and now I'll never get to do him in myself."

"HA HA, very funny guys, I nearly soiled myself,now move it back to the exhibit ~janitorial staff"

Description of the fire axe:
"Fire Axe - Truly the weapon of a madman, who else would attack fire with a blade?"

And then of course you've got all the things you say as a Malkavian.

For example in conversation with Bekket:
"Bekket: Have you seen anything strange, or unusual recently?
options -
The two faces of Janus!
Blood runs thin by the shore.
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
Strange? Ha hahaha haha ha, no.

Other things that are said include:

"Are you friend? Foe? Duck, duck, or goose?"
"I'm confused, which of my personalities are you talking to?"
"When you say "Jump", I say "Where is the cliff?"

[The Scout]

"Did you just open the lift, puke in here, and let go and let the lift chop you in half? OH, BITS"-Helloween4545

[Gatleos]

"And what's the thanks I get?! A million pounds of TUBE STEAK."
- Sewer Shark

[612DwarfAvenue]

Here's some from Dragon Age: Origins.

Alistair: So what's the deal with you and him, anyway? Dare I ask?
Morrigan: Him? Him who? Is this supposed to mean something to me?
Alistair: You know exactly who I'm talking about. Mister Let's-Make-Kissy-Faces over there.
Morrigan: My, my. You are jealous, aren't you? Did I take your favorite Grey Warden away from you?
Alistair: What? I'm not jealous! I'm horrified.
Morrigan: Those blushing cheeks of yours tell a different tale
Alistair: These blushing cheeks are terrified that you'll suck all the blood out of him once you're done with him.
Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours, Alistair, you'll be the first to know.
Alistair: That... was so not what I meant.
Morrigan: Perhaps we should go and tell him together of your touching concerns? Perhaps he'll pay more attention to you if you ask nicely.
Alistair: Uh-huh. I think we're done here.
Morrigan: Done before you started, in fact.



Morrigan: Stop looking at me, mongrel. I have nothing you want!
Dog: (Whine!)
Morrigan: Why do you keep staring at me so, you flea-ridden beast? Can you not tell when you are not wanted?
Dog: (Whine!)
Morrigan: I enjoy the company of creatures of the wild. Not stench-ridden, domesticated wolves.
Dog: (Whine!)
Morrigan: And he persists! Maddening!
Dog: (Happy bark!)

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

Dog is all kind of awesome, but Oghren is much better

[ILikePie]

"It's not so easy being green." or "Stop... poking... meee!"
 - Guess where these are from and I'll send you the Israeli variant of a Dime. Nah, I'm kidding.

[quip]

Dog is all kind of awesome, but Oghren is much better

I don't know... I rather liked Shales lines with Sten myself... At times I swear they were flirting... In some hideous manner...

[kg333]

"It's not so easy being green." or "Stop... poking... meee!"
 - Guess where these are from and I'll send you the Israeli variant of a Dime. Nah, I'm kidding.

Warcraft series...World of Warcraft?  It's the result of repeatedly clicking a unit or NPC until they get irritated.  The first one is an orc, not sure on the second one.

KG

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

Believe it's the peon of warcraft 3.

So is anyone going to suggest tossing the dwarf across? No? Pity."

    * Zevran: Hello my stocky little friend!
    * Oghren: Huh. You got small breasts for a gal.
    * Zevran: Ah. This is where we begin the typical dwarven/elven rivalry, is it?
    * Oghren: Nahhh.

Just a little exemple, but it's ALWAYS like that

[Biag]

Pretty much all the diplomacy dialogue in Civ IV is hilarious. "I wish you an only slightly less grand empire than my own!"

[inteuniso]

"It's not so easy being green." or "Stop... poking... meee!"
 - Guess where these are from and I'll send you the Israeli variant of a Dime. Nah, I'm kidding.

Warcraft series...World of Warcraft?  It's the result of repeatedly clicking a unit or NPC until they get irritated.  The first one is an orc, not sure on the second one.

KG

I actually think it's from W40K: DoW, the goblin workers for the Ork faction.