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[Akura]

Warcraft III Grunts, they definitely say that. Dawn of War Orks might say it too, I dunno.

[Gabeux]

"Let's Roll!" from the constructors of Dark Reign RTS game.
Think it as the "In the rear with the gear." from SCII, on Dark Reign.

*Select Unit* "Let's Roll!"
*Give Order* "Let's Roooll!!"

EDIT: Now I'm not sure if it was the constructors or infantry that said this, I just remembered the "Wha' do you want?" and "A-ham" line from the constructors.
Also got this....but remember, don't talk like them or their lines will stick to your head for YEARS.
Last time I played this was like, 6 or 7 years ago. And I still remember it very clear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpt2baVrE0

>> It's the military units and harversters that say "Lets Move" and "Lets Roll", you can see it on 2:00 and on.

[kg333]

"It's not so easy being green." or "Stop... poking... meee!"
 - Guess where these are from and I'll send you the Israeli variant of a Dime. Nah, I'm kidding.

Warcraft series...World of Warcraft?  It's the result of repeatedly clicking a unit or NPC until they get irritated.  The first one is an orc, not sure on the second one.

KG

I actually think it's from W40K: DoW, the goblin workers for the Ork faction.

Nope.  Although I was slightly off, it's the /funny emote for the orc males, not the "irritation" sound.

KG

[Keita]

Wow Jill, you where almost turned into a Jill sandwhich!

Classic

[Astral]

Pretty much any part of Vampires the Masquerade Bloodlines involving being a Malkavian (insane guy).

You get into an argument with a stop sign.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Dog is all kind of awesome, but Oghren is much better

I don't know... I rather liked Shales lines with Sten myself... At times I swear they were flirting... In some hideous manner...

If the lines between Morrigan and Sten aren't flirting, i don't know what is.

[KaguroDraven]

Its Morrigan flirting and Sten begging her to leave him alone.
Also I would like to add most of Sten's lines as my favorate quotes.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Dunno if he was begging her to stop, he was just pointing out that she'd probably die from the act .

[KaguroDraven]

If you read stuff you find out what he said to her was blatant lies, he just wanted her to STFU.

[Farce]

Oghren and Fat Larry are both all kinds of awesome.

"I am Grahf, the seeker of power. Doth thou desire the power? My fist is the divine breath! Blossom, o fallen seed, and draw upon thy hidden powers!! Grant unto thee the power of the glorious 'Mother of Destruction'!"

"That's because... I am... [turns 120°] a man... [turns 120°] of the sea!"

Surrender or die in obscurity!

Delita! We must away!

I got a good feeling!

This is the way!

    Miluda Folles: Who do you think we are!? We're not animals! We're human, just like you! There's no difference other than our families! You ever been hungry? With only soup to eat for months? Why do we have to suffer? Because you nobles deprive us of our right to live!
    Algus Sadalfas: Human? Hmph, ridiculous! From the minute you were born you had to obey us! From the second you were born you were our animals!
    Miluda Folles: Says who!? That's nonsense! Who decided all this?!
    Algus Sadalfas: It is the Will of Heaven!
    Miluda Folles: Heaven? God would never say such things! In his eyes, all are equal! He'd never let this happen! Never!
    Algus Sadalfas: Animals have no God!
    Miluda Folles: !!!

I... i-i-i-it's Lu Bu!
RAAAH!  Get out of my way!

Don't pursue Lu Bu!

This!  Is step one!

Mine name is Glenn! Cyrus' hopes and dreams…and now the Masamune, these will now become my burden! forthwith I will slay Magus and restore honor!

Thou hast lost thy friend before thine eyes; there art no words to comfort thee.

*A good deal of SC2's Medivac quotes*

I can't remember very many right now.  :\

[zchris13]

Everything Duke Nukem says ever.

[SquidgyB]

Dawn of War has a lot of good ones.

I particularly liked it when one of my orcs retorted with "Piss orff!" when I selected him.

My latest favourite is from the AI in Blood Bowl. It does an attempt at chatting while the game plays.

My first game, I had no idea what I was doing. I lost.

AI: "Pwned."

[LunatictheInvincible]

Been playing through Icewind Dale II with a party consisting of a Chaotic Evil Halfling Ranger named Belkar, a Lawful Neutral Dwarf Fighter named Urist, and a pair of Rogue/Spellcaster Halflings. Upon reaching General Guthma of the annoying Goblin/Orc army in his Fortress, I first realized that in most RPG groups the party would have killled Guthma during his conversation with Sherincal. Then I had this hilarious conversation with Guthma. (Urist is doing the talking)

Guthma- "Who are you?! It hardly matters as your kind won't be tolerated here!"
Urist- "Are you Guthma, the leader of this fortress?"
Guthma- Ha-ha! You want to know - as a last wish before you die - I will grant this wish, CORPSES. I AM GUTHMA and it is *I* who have laid waste to the crippled town of Targos.
Urist- Laid waste? Your pathetic attacks have done nothing.
Guthma- You cannot fool me! Your port is destroyed... your wall is in shambles. No doubt you come for some sort of revenge- which shall go unrealized. Ha-ha-ha!
Urist- Vengance? We're just a mercenary group. You should see the trail of bodies we left on the way in.
Guthma- Errr-what? HOW *DID* YOU GET IN HERE?! I am done talking with you. NOW YOU DIE!

Guthma is promptly slaughtered by Belkar (80some hitpoints) and Urist (114 hitpoints), Rogue 1 was searching the containers for loot and Rogue 2 had been taken down by spells.

[612DwarfAvenue]

If you read stuff you find out what he said to her was blatant lies, he just wanted her to STFU.

What stuff?

[KaguroDraven]

Codex entries about Quenari in general, and some of the stuff about Quenari that develoupers have mentioned, since they are going to be a bigger part of Dragon Age 2 supposedly.