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[Jacob/Lee]

Post your favorite quote(s) from a game or games here!
I probably have plenty, but these are my most recent ones.

  "Castro is surrounded, everyone point and laugh."
    — When Castro is downed.

    "How you won a revolution is beyond me!"
    — Castro is swarmed

JFK - CoD: Black Ops

[Sensei]

"Infantry is the part of the road that screams when you drive on it."

"If you give a man a fire he'll be warm for a day. If you set a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

-Auto Assault

[RichardTheWizard]

"Stop criminal scum!"
- The Guard from Oblivion

"He's got me with his wire thing!"
- Random soldiers in Just Cause 2

[Briggsy16]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.. and I'm all outta gum.

[Frumple]

The only ones I have that are easy to access are all from super robot wars games

Ropet: SCORE: 18-21 - SET GOES TO THE SUPER EM TEAM. NOW THAT AKATSUKI NAGARE AND HIS HELPERS HAVE BEEN TROUNCED, THEY WILL RETIRE IN SHAME.

-- SRWJ

Yurika: That guy was Sara's main squeeze?! Seriously?! But his hair! His HAIR!

Sara: ......

-- SRWJ

"[W]hy did did you decide to use a BOMB!?"
"It's not a bomb, it's a hand grenade. Don't worry, I'm a specialist [...] it shouldn't cause too much damage."

- Kaname et Sosuke, SRWJ

Float like a butterfly, sting like a butterfly knife.

-- Izumi, Super Robot Wars J

If you're talking about her bust, I would estimate it at 100cm.
Aschen?
Thank you. That's exactly what I wanted to hear.

"Double the Princesses, Quadruple the Fun."

"Maybe it's some kind of tentacle, molesting the planet."

-- SRW OG Saga: Endless Frontier

[Virtz]

"Look, Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METTEL BAWKSEZ, THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS! We... we should take away... their metal boxes!"
-Dawn of War: Soulstorm

[kg333]

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." - G-Man, Half-Life 2

Don't look at this one unless you've played the game already.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Ah, just what I was looking for!  A red herring!" - Troll/George Lucas,

The Secret of Monkey Island

"DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!" - Commander Snipes, FreeSpace 2

"Any receiving unit, I have contact with main enemy force inside central courtyard.  I'll delay them here as long as I can." - Sigma Leader, Mechwarrior 4: Vengeance

The last one doesn't stand out much, but it struck me as awesome because the guy saying it isn't the protagonist or a support character.  He's just some random schmuck, he knows he's no big-shot with a killer mech, he knows it's a death sentence, and he's doing it anyway.   Complete badass.

KG

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

Evil, meet Sword. SWORD, MEET EVIL !

Jump on my sword while you can, Evil. I... WON'T BE AS GENTLE.

Minsc. Baldur's Gate

[Jreengus]

Every single quote from Alpha Centauri.

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

Also, anything said bu the Manic Psychotic voice set in Neverwinter Night

[Omegastick]

System update...

[dmgpurity]

These are a few that I can remember...

"Wake up and smell the ashes." - G-Man

"How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" - SHODAN

"I FEEL ASLEEP!" - MGS guard

sorry...but

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" - CATS

[Eugenitor]

"You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!" - Kefka, FF6

[NewsMuffin]

"RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT CHOPPER WHILE EVERYONE ELSE SITS NICE AND SAFE INSIDE THIS BUILDING!"
Ok, I ad-libbed that last part, but it's pretty much the same.

"SSIIIINDRIIIII"
"Lord Bael."

"I knew you were in it the second I said stripper pole."
or was it
"You had me at stripper pole."

[Phantom]

Don't you know what to do with witnesses? Finish him, and make no fuss!
-Wolfhound, Attempting To Kill Kruglov.

As you wish!
-Kruglov, firing back.

Svaboda!
-Freedomer.


GET OUT OF HERE STALKER.
-Douchebag.


SKREEEEE
-Cliff Racers.