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Johnfalcon99977

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Grand Battle
« on: January 14, 2011, 04:17:54 pm »
Time to place the bets.

On one corner, we have the Humans!

Advantages:
+Better Trained
+Steel Weapons

Disadvantages:
-Outnumbered
-Flanked

On the other, we have the Elves!

Advantages:
+Major Numbers (796 elves total)
+Flanking
+Masks
Disadvantages:
-Rope weed and Wagon Wooden armor.
-Awful training

Who will win?

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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 04:24:03 pm »
Masks?

I bet on U
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2011, 04:28:20 pm »
Spawn a hostile cat and Elves will win, else they're doomed.
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2011, 04:28:43 pm »
Quote from: Scarpa on January 14, 2011, 04:24:03 pm
Masks?

Well, masks pervent face stabbing.
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2011, 04:34:13 pm »
Elfs They will swarm the humans, knock them to the ground, and spank them to death.
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2011, 04:36:13 pm »
The battle is finished.

The Humans basiclly bit*h-slapped the elves with no losses. (Unless there is a dead human under all those elf corpes.)
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2011, 04:42:52 pm »
DAMN YOU BASIC TRAINING!!!

Also, video?
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2011, 04:50:27 pm »
This goes in Forum Games and Roleplaying.
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 04:59:13 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on January 14, 2011, 04:42:52 pm
DAMN YOU BASIC TRAINING!!!

Also, video?

Don't have anything to record and I do not know how to record on DF.

But, I will not let the Humans win so easily.
So, when in dougt, send more elves

The elves will fight again, this time with 1285 elves, and now they surround them.

The Humans also have some missing teeth, as well as bruised and broken limbs.

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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 06:16:40 pm »
1285 elves versus those humans? Elves will win..
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2011, 08:12:40 pm »
Lets add in one bronze collussus and subtract all humans.
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2011, 08:40:38 pm »
Quote from: Carcanken on January 14, 2011, 06:16:40 pm
1285 elves versus those humans? Elves will win..

Nope. Elves got curbstomped. They had steel weapons and Iron armor, while the elves only had their wooden armor and spears. Elves were also insanely weak, so that may of had something to do with it.

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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2011, 10:32:37 pm »
Well, as long as the humans have armour, the elves will never prevail.

Try 10 000 elves vs those humans, the humans will still win!

Elven scum stand no chance!
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2011, 11:12:21 pm »
300 humans versus 100,000 elves.
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Re: Grand Battle
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2011, 12:12:06 am »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 14, 2011, 11:12:21 pm
300 humans versus 100,000 elves.

300 spearhumans versus 100,00 elves.
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