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Realmfighter

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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 15: Wanted Posters
« Reply #150 on: March 06, 2011, 07:31:07 pm »

I use 15 points to get the Perk Engineering (+1 on Engineering per level) to 3.

BEGIN WORK ON LAND BASED ORBITAL HOME DÉCOR FIRING CANNON.

Use my army to aid me.
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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 15: Wanted Posters
« Reply #151 on: March 06, 2011, 07:45:48 pm »

If it is not daytime
Say "looks like larceny just changed to lunch", shift into hybrid form and evicerate them

If it IS daytime, Curse the guards and RUN LIKE THE WIND
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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 15: Wanted Posters
« Reply #152 on: March 07, 2011, 11:18:50 am »

Accept and draw their wanted posters, try to make the posters well so they pay me more, also listen out for any intresting gossip for blackmail.
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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 16: Bad Designs
« Reply #153 on: March 13, 2011, 04:05:15 pm »


TURN 16

Ask if they need anything built
Your stomach is acting up again... *hurk* (7) You swallow, nervously, then you ask your question. They seem hesitant by the castle behind you. A woman speaks up "W-why yes, we do. B-but we're a poor, poor village, so we wouldn't be able to pay you."

Begin recruiting youths to form an adventuring party.
You begin you're search. (7) (+1 Skill) You find some youths. An unspeaking, strange boy who's leaning how to use a sword, his clumsy, comical friend, and a girl who shows signs of having magical powers. They seem willing to join you, but their parent's don't. Hum...

BEGIN WORK ON LAND BASED ORBITAL HOME DÉCOR FIRING CANNON.
You order the soldiers to build a large cannon. The largest in the world! Ha ha ha! You designing the cannon. (5) Something doesn't seem right about this design. One of the grand architects suggest some design changes...

Say "looks like larceny just changed to lunch", shift into hybrid form and evicerate them
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Curse the guards and RUN LIKE THE WIND
You look to the sky. It's a nice, sunny day. You shout various curses at the guard and split. (11) (11) You try to run away, but the guard is able to keep up with you!

Accept and draw their wanted posters, try to make the posters well so they pay me more, also listen out for any intresting gossip for blackmail.
You take the job. They escort you into the scribe's room. It's just an empty room with a table and an uncomfortable looking chair. They sit you at the chair and say "Wait here for the captain." Then they leave. After a few minutes of boredom, the captain arrives. He begins telling you more about the job. "From noon to dusk, you must stay here and do your job. You may only leave once the sun sets. You will be payed for every 10 posters you draw. That is all. I will be back in a second with a job." He leaves. You idly twiddle your thumbs and whistle a tune. How long does it take to get a paper? Hum... hum hum-hum hum huuummm... Hm... He finally comes back. "You will redraw this 10 times. I will check your progress every so often. Get to it." He hands you the poster and leaves.

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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 16: Bad Designs
« Reply #154 on: March 13, 2011, 04:08:25 pm »

Start building the town up!
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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 16: Bad Designs
« Reply #155 on: March 13, 2011, 05:43:53 pm »

Ohhhh dear. I'd always known there would be a big reveal, but this is just getting dark.

Maybe I can just kidnap them or something, hrm...
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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 16: Bad Designs
« Reply #156 on: March 13, 2011, 05:54:14 pm »

when i said curse the guards i ment literaly, with magic, oh well.

Magically curse the guards then lead them indo the woodlands
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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 16: Bad Designs
« Reply #157 on: March 13, 2011, 06:29:56 pm »

ADD THE GREAT ARCHITECTS IDEAS TO MY OWN TO SUPPLEMENT THE CREATION OF MY GLORIOUS CANNON
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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 16: Bad Designs
« Reply #158 on: March 14, 2011, 11:22:26 am »

Draw the entire sheet ten times on a one to ten scale, make sure to copy exactly every flaw in the sheet perfectly. Let no one say I am lazy.
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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 16: Bad Designs
« Reply #159 on: March 19, 2011, 09:10:22 pm »

Er, crap. Forgot all about this.

Advise youths that while their parents are probably trying to help, they don't always know best.

Then leave town, stash wagon/possessions in forest somewhere, and return to Dinnerville in slavering horror form.
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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 16: Bad Designs
« Reply #160 on: April 07, 2011, 04:39:02 am »

BUMP!
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Re: Roll To Howl! - TURN 16: Bad Designs
« Reply #161 on: April 07, 2011, 09:55:48 am »

Woo! Go bumping!
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