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[Darvi]

XII. Physics is dwarvenkinds bitch. Build megaprojects to prove this.
Amendment 1: Said construction should have considerate practical value.
Amendment 2: And by practical value I mean collateral damage.

Amendment 3: Decoration is practical.

Amendment 4: Using Magma is advised.

[rex mortis]

XIII Any threat to dwarvenkind is to be dealt with an appropriate amount of violence.
Amendment 1: A threat to dwarvenkind may consist of but is not limited to nobles, cats, tree hippies, goblin invaders, beasts, demons or fps loss.
Amendment 2: Appropriate is a synonym of excessive.
Amendment 3: Elaborate and massive death traps are not just preferred but mandatory, the fortress shall be one enormous death trap in itself.
Amendment 4: Collateral damage is always acceptable, provided the threat was removed.

[KaguroDraven]

XXIV All dwarves have the right to go utterly berzerk if they lack the commponents needed for their Mood.
Amendment 1:All dwarves who do fail to finish their Mood revoke all rights to not be viciously slaughtered in the most horrifying and/or amuseing of ways
Amendment 2:Amedment 1 also applies for dwarves who finish their Mood but produce a useless artifact.

[Jack A T]

XXV: All noble dwarves have the right to a permanent break.
Amendment 1: Death counts as a permanent break.

[Aklyon]

XXVI: All animals have the right to be used as an adventurer via pit drop. Surviving is not entirely guaranteed, but Adventure is!

[sicksock]

XXVII: Any dwarf who does in his daily life NOT please and sate Armok the god of blood and in doing so baits Armok's anger shall be forsaken by all other dwarves and make no new relationships so that none get a bad thought by his inevitable death.

[Lex Talionias]

XXVIII: Hence forth new all outpost locations are to be chosen by one of the following methods:
-firing a poorly constructed crossbow at a map from a distance of no less then 12 no more then 14 paces.
-writing down the rantings directions of a stark raving mad dwarf who has just failed form a macabre mood.
-getting severely intoxicated with 6 other dwarfs and leaving randomly with a cart of whatever could be stolen before the fortress guards cotton on.

Amendment 1: all new fortress and group names are to be chosen by 1) pulling words out of a hat, 2) picking form drunken graffiti on the walls of a bathroom.

[melkorp]

Amputees shall have the right to lie abed in hospital indefinitely, demanding meals, strong drink, frequent baths, and adamantine sutures.

[MonkeyHead]

XXX: Babies have the right (NAY: duty) to be strapped to the outside of all breastplates, in order to protect valuable breastplates from disfiguring scratches.

[Pruvan]

You guys jumped from XIII to XXIV. AKA, from 13 to 24.

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THESE MISSING 10 LAWS ARE. IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU.

[mr. macduggan]

The 10 missing laws are secret, because they're spoilers to the common people.

[Aklyon]

You guys jumped from XIII to XXIV. AKA, from 13 to 24.

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THESE MISSING 10 LAWS ARE. IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

XIV: There is no 14.
XV: There is no 15.
XVI: There is no 16.
XVII: There is no 17.
XVIII: There is no 18.
XIX: There is no 19.
XX: There is no 20.
XXI: There is no 21.
XXII: There is no 22.
XXIII: Any number not mentioned above exists. If mentioned above, see rules XIV through XXII.

[Zrk2]

XXXI: Any diety may be worshipped with complete freedom.
So long as it is Armok.

[Urist is dead tome]

XXXII: All dwarves have the right to a chair in times of grievance.

[Trammelkey]

XXXII: All dwarves have the right to a chair in times of grievance.

Amendment 1: No dwarf has the right to grievance.