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drseptapus

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Support Dwarf
« on: January 12, 2011, 01:07:22 am »
I got bored with my fortress so I designated everybody except one to a burrow on a bridge about 7 or 8 z levels in the air. I pulled the lever naturally and they all fell and were mangled. Except one who has somehow lodged himself between two pillars. It was a drawbridge so I like to assume that he was flung with such force that he took out the pillar and is now pulling an Atlas. She's a strong motherdwarfer too, both legs an arm and her ribs are broken and still she holds on. I think I might actually care when she finally croaks. Just thought you guys should know.

edit: HA. The mayor survived, he is now walking among the mass of dead and mangled dwarves and puppies trying to call a meeting.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2011, 01:11:05 am by drseptapus »
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Quote from: Max White on November 30, 2010, 07:24:53 pm
I'm sure by the time toady gets too old to program, DF will have reached a stage where as it is sentient enough to program itself.
Quote from: Xerillum on November 30, 2010, 09:02:44 pm
It won't program itself, it'll be too busy taking breaks and attending parties to code.

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Re: Support Dwarf
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2011, 04:38:33 pm »
Quote from: drseptapus on January 12, 2011, 01:07:22 am
edit: HA. The mayor survived, he is now walking among the mass of dead and mangled dwarves and puppies trying to call a meeting.
"Alright guys, let's discuss what just happened here.  Guys... Guys?  GUYS?"
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One of the toads decided to go for a swim in the moat - presumably because he could path through the moat to my dwarves. He is not charging in, just loitering in the moat.

The toad is having a nice relaxing swim.
The goblin mounted on his back, however, is drowning.