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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: Asian
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2011, 06:59:00 am »

I left my recipes at hoooome oh no! I shall post up my recipes for ANZAC biscuits and Lamington cake, including instructions for variations, when I get to them. Oh, the great thing about these recipes is that the ANZACs are easy to make and taste great, and the Lamingtons leave all this left over molten chocolate.

What? Not asian? What happened to the AUSTRALASIAN AREA?

Australia. We're asians too, mate.
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: Asian
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2011, 08:57:36 am »

No you're not, you guys are your own country and continent and thus separated from Asia and you are not cool like them.

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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: Asian
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2011, 02:45:06 pm »

alright guys tomorrow is the last day to tweak your recipes or post any more.

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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: Asian
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2011, 04:34:07 am »

No you're not, you guys are your own country and continent and thus separated from Asia and you are not cool like them.
(Australasian tectonic plate, biiiitch)

YOU WANNA GO MATE. RIGHT'O THEN, C'MON, LET'S GO. *boomerang*

but seriously I'm posting this recipe wether you like it or not.

EDIT: YA KNOW WHAT MATE, YOU CAN BUGGER OFF (in the kindest manner possible of course). I'll just make my own thread. For recipes. All the recipes. Not just some of them. MATE.

(for clarification, I'm not trying to be hostile. Just trying to be silly. :3)
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: Asian
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2011, 11:56:14 am »

a boomerang? oh please, SEND OUT THE DETHBOTS!!!
(keeping it cool)

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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: Asian
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2011, 10:02:19 pm »

Recipe Name: Egg Pasta

ingredients
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- 31/2 cups flour (any kind of wheat flour will do. Semolina is best.)
- 4 eggs
- (1-2 tablespoons olive oil)
- (Fresh or dried herbs)
- (Pinch of salt)

Instructions
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1. On your counter top or on a cooking sheet, cutting board, or other large, flat and clean surface, pour out all 31/2 cups of your flour in a doughnut shape or mound it up and make a well in the center.
2. Crack all 4 eggs(, along with olive oil, fresh or dried herbs, salt, or any other ingredients you wish to add) into the hole in the center and, with a fork, beat them gently together. Incorporate some of the surrounding flour into the mass of egg as you beat it.
3. With your hands [I hope you've washed your hands!] incorporate the flour into the egg until you get a consistent, smooth dough. If there does not seem to be enough hydration, add water by the drop until it's the right consistency.
4. knead for at least 10 minutes. Dust with flour if it's too sticky.
5. divide the dough into 2-4 pieces. Allow to rest, covered, for 20 minutes.

Now comes rolling out the pasta. There are two ways to do this; with a rolling pin, or with a pasta machine.

A note about both methods; flour your work surface! The dough quickly becomes quite delicate, and trying to peel raw pasta the thickness of a dime from a counter top will only end in disaster.

With a rolling pin:
1. Roll out the dough, rolling from the center outward, until the dough is about 1/4 inch thick. I'm not actually sure if it's better to roll the dough out into a circle or a rectangle, though I've only tried the circle and know it works well enough.
2. Roll the dough around the rolling pin toward you until you've about reached the center. Gently stretch out the dough as you unroll it forward, stretching it thinner and thinner until it's slightly transparent, at least the thickness of a dime. The pasta will about double in thickness while cooking.
3. Cut the pasta however you wish. You can even opt to not cut it at all if you choose and have a big enough pot.

The pasta machine should come with instructions, though here is the process if it didn't:
1. Roll or press the dough out flat. Thickness doesn't matter much, that's what the pasta machine's for.
2. With the machine on its widest setting, dust with flour and roll the dough through the machine. Pull on it gently as it comes out, using your finger tips to prevent puncturing it.
3. Turn the roller down a notch and send it through again. Dust with flour if it so much as THINKS about sticking.
4. Repeat until the pasta is the desired thickness.

The pasta is best prepared right after it's made, though it can be dried, refrigerated for a few days, or frozen for a month or two.

To prepare the pasta:
1. Bring salted water to a rolling boil. Use about 6 quarts of water and around 3 tablespoons of salt for a pound of pasta, though exactness doesn't matter much at this stage.
2. Dump in the pasta. Stir occasionally.
If the pasta's fresh, it will cook in about 3-5 minutes. To check for doneness, take out a noodle or cut a piece off one and eat it. If it's firm and substantial and has no raw flour taste, it's done. Dried or thicker pasta will take longer, about 7-10 or even 15 minutes.
3. Dump out the pasta into a strainer or colander, removing as much water from the pasta as you can quickly.
4. If you'll be adding anything else, add it immediately. It will stick to the pasta better the faster you apply it.

prepare time: I'm being generous with these times.
5-10 minutes mixing, 10 minutes kneading, 20 minute rest; rolled with a rolling pin about 20-30 minutes, 10-20 with a pasta machine, 3-5 minutes boiling = 58-75 minutes using a rolling pin, 48-65 minutes with a pasta machine.


And if you don't like it because it's not Asian;
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: Asian
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2011, 10:40:50 pm »

Continuing the trend of not continuing the Asian trend:

Tack's Chicken And... Stuff

(This feeds one. I usually cook it 3 or four breasts at a time, but at least this way you can add up yourself.)
(I would measure the ingredients better, but I don't have any scales, and most ingredients are on a 'more if you feel like it' basis.)
(I've got two different combinations of ingredients- one for a more spicy kind, and one for a less spicy kind. Feel free to mix n' match.)
(Chicken breast comes in all shapes and sizes, so time-wise, YRMV. Make sure it's cooked all the way through before you eat it.)
(I initially baked the chicken breast, before I got a GEORGE FOREMAN FOR CHRISSY! But yeah, Baking dries out the chicken, so watch for that. I also tried oven bags, and that just doesn't work, and causes a lot more effort.)

Ingredients:
1 Chicken Breast.
A small amount of sliced olives (Add more for personal taste) (For spicy, Jalapeno peppers.)
Mozzarella or Cheddar cheese. Or both.
Sliced ham (Or salami for Spicy)
Classic Pasta sauce (Do Not Use Tomato Paste. It really makes it taste horrible) (Salsa for Spicy)
Garlic- One or two bulbs.
Onion is a personal preference. Feel free to add- or not.

Utensils:
Knife
Cutting board. Maybe. Who cares.
Oven dish or Baking tray.
Greased paper, if you're worried about it sticking, or have something against washing up Oven dishes.
(Other Utensils are not exactly required, so I'm not putting them in)


1. Bake (180-200oc) or Grill chicken until it is completely sealed.
1. Using a knife, cut successive wedges widthways out of the chicken breast.
1. Cut ham (salami) into thin slices, and place inside grooves.
4. Sprinkle garlic on top of ham.
12. Using your knife if you're lazy, or a spoon, fill the rest of the grooves with your choice of tomato-y stuff.
7. Sprinkle olives, onion, or any other preferences on top of chicken.
E. Put chicken into oven for about 30 mins. Make sure it completely cooks through.
8. Sprinkle cheese on top of Chicken. Cook in oven until cheese melts.
9. Nom.


Prologue: Probably serve with a side of something. Vegetables, Chips, Wedges, or nothing, or anything. It's up to you.


Next up: Vegetarian Nachos. Tastes like real nachos! Only.. better tasting! And homemade!
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: ENGLISH!
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2011, 11:42:24 am »

oh you assholes totally disregarded my rules, as for that, your punishment will be that i won't post your recipes on front page until you guys give me a new recipe that CORRESPONDS to the theme.


edit: so this week is ENGLISH!, meaning any recipe that crawled out of the UK, any american recipes will be scrutinized as i need to make sure it came from our English brothers.
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: ENGLISH!
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2011, 01:14:20 pm »

... But neither Brits nor Amurricans have anything resembling "cuisine"...
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: ENGLISH!
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2011, 01:15:55 pm »

... But neither Brits nor Amurricans have anything resembling "cuisine"...
SHUT UP AND LET US STUFF MORE FISH DOWN YOUR GULLET.
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: ENGLISH!
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2011, 01:20:47 pm »

FISH IS THE BEST WATER BASED FOOD PRDUCT
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: ENGLISH!
« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2011, 01:23:24 pm »

FISH IS THE BEST WATER BASED FOOD PRODUCT
FIXED IN A MANLY WAY

Also I dont cook. Yet.
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: ENGLISH!
« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2011, 01:44:49 pm »

edit: so this week is ENGLISH!, meaning any recipe that crawled out of the UK, any american recipes will be scrutinized as i need to make sure it came from our English brothers.

Does Indian count? We all know that the Brits invaded India because they wanted to steal their food...
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: ENGLISH!
« Reply #43 on: January 16, 2011, 01:58:15 pm »

In fact, Chicken Tikka Masala isn't Indian at all. The recipe was invented by the English, although I use the term 'recipe' loosely here. There's a lot of variation in the dish and about the only thing that's always in it is chicken.
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Re: Food for well..... you: Recipe Collaboration Thread, This week: ENGLISH!
« Reply #44 on: January 17, 2011, 12:36:51 am »

just post it and ill verify it.
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