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[Cellmonk]

Or, all creation would cease to exist.

Each has within it a world. If ever a dwarf has a pet fluffy wambler, they are in fact addicts of human fortress. It is lucky that the many times fluffy wamblers were thrown at bronze obstructions, they have destroyed the obstructions rather than splattered apart, or else Armageddon would be upon us, and we would all spill out as vermin to be eaten by hungry dwarves.

[Elf Lover]

...We need to submit this to Toady. The Wamblerite factin needs to be heard, and demand fair treatment for all wamblers.

[Loud Whispers]

One thing though. Cats. Cats are the bane to all fluffy wamblers. They are natural enemies. One cat could destroy the fluffy wamblers, should the fluffy wamblers ever kill all the bronze colossi. As everyone knows bronze colossi are the 2nd largest predator to cats. Thus the three races are locked in constant turmoil, holding each other hostage.

[Cellmonk]

One thing though. Cats. Cats are the bane to all fluffy wamblers. They are natural enemies. One cat could destroy the fluffy wamblers, should the fluffy wamblers ever kill all the bronze colossi. As everyone knows bronze colossi are the 2nd largest predator to cats. Thus the three races are locked in constant turmoil, holding each other hostage.

Cats are evil. They adopt and control dwarves as if they were non-sentient pets, and threaten the balance of our world. This is why they must die, or else be locked in a room free of fluffy wamblers.

[Loud Whispers]

One thing though. Cats. Cats are the bane to all fluffy wamblers. They are natural enemies. One cat could destroy the fluffy wamblers, should the fluffy wamblers ever kill all the bronze colossi. As everyone knows bronze colossi are the 2nd largest predator to cats. Thus the three races are locked in constant turmoil, holding each other hostage.

Cats are evil. They adopt and control dwarves as if they were non-sentient pets, and threaten the balance of our world. This is why they must die, or else be locked in a room free of fluffy wamblers.

Dwarves = #1 predator of cats. And #1 saviour of cats.

[Wannazzaki]

One thing though. Cats. Cats are the bane to all fluffy wamblers. They are natural enemies. One cat could destroy the fluffy wamblers, should the fluffy wamblers ever kill all the bronze colossi. As everyone knows bronze colossi are the 2nd largest predator to cats. Thus the three races are locked in constant turmoil, holding each other hostage.

Cats are evil. They adopt and control dwarves as if they were non-sentient pets, and threaten the balance of our world. This is why they must die, or else be locked in a room free of fluffy wamblers.

Dwarves = #1 predator of cats. And #1 saviour of cats.

It is a symbiotic relationship. Much like the relationship of the beard and the dwarf. A cat to a dwarf is much the same as a non-attached beard, but much more palettable.

This is a rule, there are exceptions

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[Loud Whispers]

Wait... They replaced his beard?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:::::::

[Wannazzaki]

Wait... They replaced his beard?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:::::::

They BECAME his beard.

[Loud Whispers]

Wait... They replaced his beard?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:::::::

They BECAME his beard.

WAHT IS DIHS MADNESH

[Wannazzaki]

Wait... They replaced his beard?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:::::::

They BECAME his beard.

WAHT IS DIHS MADNESH

The cat first evolved in Sparta. Quite simple really.

[Karakzon]

Dwarven and feline symbiosis.
A deadly syndrome released from bronze collossi corpses that turns dwarven beards into cats. It si a terrible and rare.... thing.

[Loud Whispers]

The cat first evolved in Sparta. Quite simple really.

Well I suppose that makes it acceptable for cats to fuse into people and replace their body hair. Wait, what the hell am I saying?

[Wannazzaki]

The cat first evolved in Sparta. Quite simple really.

Well I suppose that makes it acceptable for cats to fuse into people and replace their body hair. Wait, what the hell am I saying?

I'm going to accept my Flawless Victory and my Brain Bleach Oscar now.

Oh god idea! A few infested corpses outside (or inside and the young was extracted and stored). Sieges come? The corpses hatch and the sieges get infested with the new young...then sieges just get eaten alive over time as they wait for you to lower the drawbridge. This is one way of no-trapping sieges to hell...

Heh. using chestbursters as Hospital training in a secure zone. And then one escapes. Alien: Dwarf Fortress: The movie happens. Of course, stealth-stalking Xenotribbles infesting thieves and snatchers on the fly, the only way you know they were there at all is that there are exploded corpses and tame Tribble-flesh grubs crawling about. Ye gods! It's like a catsplosion! With more Giger!

And of course...taking them home with him

[Karakzon]

beware, the plague. it spreads...

You know i kind of feel toady is holding back all the nice things because he knows. gods he knows eventualy someone will make a flesh dragon that bursts out of kittens and infects 1 in 2 cats on the map.

[Wannazzaki]

You know what, it's better off if this post isn't here.