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Blood

65 (32.3%)

Booze

33 (16.4%)

Vegetable Oil

5 (2.5%)

Golden Syrup

6 (3%)

Milk

9 (4.5%)

Fire Snake Liquid Fire

7 (3.5%)

Venom

3 (1.5%)

Forgotten Beast Extract

27 (13.4%)

Other (post what it is)

10 (5%)

Molten Gold/Steel/[name your metal] (assume you have some way to keep it molten)

36 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 201

[Tallefred]

I'm thinking something explosive. An oil of some sort, maybe? I'd dump bars of zinc in there and get an instant death chamber.

[Schmlok]

Having to dig plumbing for sewage would lead to all kinds of fun.

[SkyRender]

I'm thinking chocolate or caramel.  Candied Goblins for all!

[Aramco]

The only real choice is molten

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Adamantine.

[TolyK]

... which you get by...

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opening the gate to heaven and let *true* light shine on it... and melt it.

[Ancre]

Petroleum. A big moat of it, and maybe "water"falls of it and other neat stuff.

And then I set it on fire.

It will !!burn!! and I will be pleased.

[Qinetix]

Petroleum. A big moat of it, and maybe "water"falls of it and other neat stuff.

And then I set it on fire.

It will !!burn!! and I will be pleased.

And the fire will run out and the goblins will be pleased
Or i am wrong and that thing burns forever -.-

[TolyK]

anyone read ... what is it called, a short story about a brazillian planter who murdered off hoardes of bloodthirsty, intelligent army/marcher/driver ants...

[Ancre]

Petroleum. A big moat of it, and maybe "water"falls of it and other neat stuff.

And then I set it on fire.

It will !!burn!! and I will be pleased.

And the fire will run out and the goblins will be pleased
Or i am wrong and that thing burns forever -.-

If it runs out it shall be refueled. I shall spot a nice location with endless supplies of it (like aDF-World Arabian Peninsula) and burn every single drop within my fortress' lifetime. I want that crazy big wall of fire surrounding my fortress !

[Iados]

canals of booze running under my fortress, with a well or two scattered around.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

[AzureAngelic]

Make a moat with a hollow outer wall, and fill the "insulation" with lava. This was, the moat stays hot.

Make sure the moat is empty.

Whenever a siege comes, throw all the bodies, equipment and prisoners into the moat. Let them melt.

A few years later, you'll have a molten moat of goblinite.

[Bordellimies]

If something such as amber can be poured onto enemies and make neat statues, I'm in for that.

If not, then molten metal shall give me this

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[Nexii Malthus]

Hmmm. As magma is a semi-liquid, could a few thousand mutilated corpses be called liquid too?

[expwnent]

Hmmm. As magma is a semi-liquid, could a few thousand mutilated corpses be called liquid too?

The granularity would be too high on the scale of a normal-sized moat. Maybe if you ground them up first. I mean, sand isn't a liquid, but grains of sand are still tiny. So if body parts are the "grains" of sand, you'd have to have sky-high piles of bodies before it would start acting remotely like a fluid.

[doctorspoof]

Hmm.
Aren't venoms only effective if injected into the bloodstream? (in RL, I mean)