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Blood

65 (32.3%)

Booze

33 (16.4%)

Vegetable Oil

5 (2.5%)

Golden Syrup

6 (3%)

Milk

9 (4.5%)

Fire Snake Liquid Fire

7 (3.5%)

Venom

3 (1.5%)

Forgotten Beast Extract

27 (13.4%)

Other (post what it is)

10 (5%)

Molten Gold/Steel/[name your metal] (assume you have some way to keep it molten)

36 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 201

[Helmaroc]

Blood, and I will float the rotting corpses of goblins and elves in it.

[Bordellimies]

Hmm.
Aren't venoms only effective if injected into the bloodstream? (in RL, I mean)

I'm quite sure that getting poison on your eye or tongue etc. consuming it will also poison you, and if you swim in poison then you most likely are gonna get to taste some of it.

[Alexei403]

Hmm.
Aren't venoms only effective if injected into the bloodstream? (in RL, I mean)

Cut 'em up a bit first.

[fivex]

Gallium (I'd probably have to mod it in first).
1. Fill the z-level underneath a (shorter then the normal path) side-path (that is set entirely to restricted so dwarfs dont be idiots) with molten gallium.
2. When it solidifies, remove the floors above so that the side-path has gallium floors.
3. Watch the goblins drowning in the gallium that melted because of their body temperature, which would then freeze, hiding the corpses.

[Savolainen5]

Molten platinum, a testament to my immense wealth.

[UristMcMoron]

Wait, am I the only one dreaming of running tap lines into my legendary dining hall?  C'mon, you know that idiot Dwarven Child wants to do a keg stand at his next party...

[Zidane]

Field's metal, warm it up with lava, then dump it on the goblins.


instant statues.

[Zaerosz]

Molten goldfalls on either side of my entrance, which will be surrounded by a moat of molten silver and a smaller inner moat of molten platinum.

[Bobinater]

The only way a true dwarf would answer this question is booze or magma (depending on his mentality) I am ashamed of all of you for even suggesting anything else.

I plan on modding in the ability to ferment magma so I could fill my moat with the two things Dwarves love most.

[Canalan]

Gnomeblight.  Causes necrosis in gnomes, which is hilarious to watch.
I hate them.

[Zrk2]

Booze. Apply a little magma and watch the pretty flames...

And listen to the screams, I guess...

[Psieye]

Wait, am I the only one dreaming of running tap lines into my legendary dining hall?  C'mon, you know that idiot Dwarven Child wants to do a keg stand at his next party...

The poll question was strictly to do with moats. You could have a fountain or indoors lake with some other liquid X if you want, but what will your moat be?

[CapnUrist]

Booze.

Let em know just what it's like to be a dwarf.

[Argonnek]

I would fill it with be-syndromed blood. I have enough forgotten beasts with the stuff to fill a fort with it...

[Urist McTaverish]

Molten gold (kept so by an underground lava tube).  Imagine THAT sight upon coming to our fortress.