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Author Topic: Let's Play the Temple of Elemental Evil. [FINALLY Edition] Update 1.5 Jarooooooo  (Read 8245 times)

Heron TSG

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I'd like to reserve a spot. I'll go optimize me a character in 3.5e real fast before submitting it, though. I like to live. Level one, yes?
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Post to watch and reserve a spot.

Name: Danlia
Race: Human
Gender: Female
  Hair: Red Pony Tail (up)
Class: Ranger (Going Archery spec, so pick feats like Point Blank & Precise Shot)
Height: 5'8"
Stats: Balanced, since Rangers need everything.
Alignment: Neutral Good
God: Whichever the nature one is
Portrait: Second Row, First Column (red haired girl)
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Name: Captain Brunch
Race: Half-Orc
Gender: Male
Height: Tall
Hair: Short
Stats to Focus On (up to two):Con, Str
Class: Fighter
Party Alignment Vote: TN
Alignment:Lawful Good
God: A god of justice?
Other (Feats and Portraits):Portrait is the middle one on the last full row. Not got a clue about Feats etc. I'd like him to wield either a mace or a longsword.
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I can read box now
Also, I am a bit drunk
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Name: Belkar
Race: Halfling
Gender: Male
Height: ~3 feet (No clue what their range is)
Hair: Orange, buzz cut
Stats to Focus On (up to two): Dex, Cha
Class: Monk (With ranger if possible)
Party Alignment Vote:LN
Alignment:LN
God: Any neat lawful neutral god
Other (Feats and Portraits): None, just optimize it.
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Akigagak

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Isn't Belkar a Ranger/Barbarian? :P

Also, update coming, whereupon we run around semi-aimlessly, get accosted by a drunk man, and then kill some time. But no creatures.
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Isn't Belkar a Ranger/Barbarian? :P
Yeah, but my ideal DnD char is a Monk. I even ordered a custom shirt with the words:
"I play a Lawful Neutral Halfling Monk. Let the WTF?!s begin."
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Isn't Belkar a Ranger/Barbarian? :P
Yeah, but my ideal DnD char is a Monk. I even ordered a custom shirt with the words:
"I play a Lawful Neutral Halfling Monk. Let the WTF?!s begin."
It would be effective, at halfling hight the best place to punch is right there.
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I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Update 1.0: The Simple Things in Life are Dull.



Ah, hommlet, such a small peaceful town. Wooden houses arrayed haphazardly along no particular pattern. A dilapidated castle at one end and a church at the other. Our intrepid band approaches from the south east along the main road, seeking information on where to find that Jaroo fellow.

So boorred. This place is a dump.
It seems nice enough. Pleasant atmosphere, quiet neighborhoo-
See, the Elf likes it. It must be a hell hole.

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As the group trudges up the road, they spy an unsteady figure coming the other way.

*hic* 'ello dere
Gods! You're drunk!
E's on to a good thing, ya ask me.
I'm not- not drunk... I'm Elmo!
How... nice for you.

After a brief discussion over work and how Elmo would be lucky to find anyone who could trust him to clean a floor, let alone swing an axe around, the group pressed onwards, entering the Inn of the Welcome Wench in search of news of Jaroo. Judging himself as more refined than the Dwarves, Ochita once again pursues new boundaries of conversation with people who smell of ale. Sadly, he can tell at a glance that the Inkkep knows nothing about Jaroo, and so doesn't ask about him.

Welcome to the Inn of the Welcome Wench... sir?
Hello. I am Ochita.
Be ye seeking a room now?
Yes. I'd like to stay here. How much for a room?
Well now, hold on a moment. Are ye interested in getting the room fer free? I have a little problem that needs taking care of, and I need someone new in town ta do it.
...what.

And so, the noble innkeep proceeded to ask the group of five strangers to husstle a conman. Ignoring said fool, the group spoke to some of the other customers and and managed to hire a second wizard, whose name was even more stupid than Jaroo.

What, am I not good enough?
Not really, no.

Thus, they head back into the streets, making their way to the castle in search of someone knowledgeable. They stop at the blacksmith and purchase some upgraded gear, most notably a chain shirt for Idram, who despite his desire for heavier armour, doesn't actually know how to wear it. Onward and upward they go, into the castle seeking some member of the community who actually knew about the town.

Speak to Burne.

And so they did, learning two things.
1: MYSTERIOUS HAPPENINGS are afoot, only in the labour camp.
2: The bloody druid is supposed to be just south of the blacksmith.

After going to the labour camp to find out they had to wait until after dark, the group of misfits went back to meet the mysterious Jaroo.

...His house has a tree in it. Why?
Who cares... Ey? What's this then?


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So, what next?
Loot the chest, risking life and limb on whether it's trapped or not.
Go killing stuff.
Waste time until sunset so we can get the damn labour camp quest done.
Other (please specify)
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

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Loot.
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Mephansteras

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Loot, of course!
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Kill some stuff! I wanna punch someone in the face!
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Loot! Then labour!

Also, why does the elf look so much like a paler version of David Bowie from Labyrinth?

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Update 1.5: Loooooooot. Also, we find the bastard.



The gang hide behind the gigantic tree while Idram gets to work, fearful of any traps the druid may have placed.

Bastards.

However, there are no traps, and Idram is able to tinker away at the chest for a few minutes before finally... giving up. The mighty chest is far too much for even his incredible skill. The party leaves the house, annoyed at lack of loot at lack of Dru-

Greetings, friend.
AHH!
I am Jaroo Ashstaff. I am a druid of the Old Faith, and one of the spiritual leaders of this community.
Jaroo? We've been looking for you. Hrudek in the Gnarly Forest has been worried about you.
Ah, yes. There's been a significant increase in bandit activity in the area. I was hoping to research them some more before sending my report.
Yes, well... you should send it along soon.
I will, friend.

Mildly disturbed by the appearance of the druid, the party make their excuses and leave.

Wait... What is it with these damnable druids and the word 'friend'?

Seriously, the fecker wasn't there when we went in.

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Options for after we go kill some things!
Labour camp sidequest?
Moathouse?
Drunken brawling?*
Look for more stuff to do?

*Not really an option.
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

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Labour camp. Let's be honest, we'll have giant toad penis in every orifice if we go to the moathouse now.

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What.
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