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[CoughDrop]

Where's that character from?

[Shade-o]

On a totally unrelated note, if you even go back to Warpwood, I assure you that you will be hacking and punching many Animu. Thieving monsters.

Further, I am very excited about including the Ultraraptors. What will you do against superintelligent dinosaurs with gunpowder and low steam technology, I wonder?

And the unlimited perils of the deep caverns! No need for demons and undead temples when there's super-alkaline-excreting roving slime moulds, mind-control parasite worm-spores, completely harmless myconids and brain-eating tentacle-fiends trying to enslave you for your sweet, juicy nervous tissue. But there will probably be demons and undead anyway.

[V-Norrec]

That's the third level caverns, not first level. . . right?  Also, I'm hoping Ultraraptors won't show up at our cold, cold, cold fortress, or don't for a really really long time when we'll actually be able to fight against them.

[Shade-o]

Well, you would have to do something impressive to break their attention away from goblin genocide. I'm sure that they could work out some sort of clothing scheme to keep warm with.

[V-Norrec]

Well, ... let's hope we don't make that magic portal mmbobber until we can handle what comes with it.

[Ochita]

STOP MAKING US GO TO THE UNDERDARK

[Nirur Torir]

Well, you would have to do something impressive to break their attention away from goblin genocide.

Superintelligent dinosaurs with gunpowder and low steam technology who are interested in goblin genocide, you say? How many goblin settlements would one likely have to obliterate with magma to impress them?

Now I'll need to think a bit on a way to wall out the more dangerous cavern levels.

[V-Norrec]

... Please try to resist bringing ultra-raptors (who are more effective killers than Goblins) to our fortress.  I really don't want to test my luck against gunpowder, even if I am resistant to missile weapons now.

[Ahra]

removed

[V-Norrec]

How long do we have to respond to arguments before we just skip over it and go straight to the next thing in line?

[IronyOwl]

Original vs 'Improved'

Now the only question is why would you ever do that.

Further, I am very excited about including the Ultraraptors. What will you do against superintelligent dinosaurs with gunpowder and low steam technology, I wonder?

WHAT. We're all gonna die, aren't we?

No no, I've got it. Brain-eating tentacle-thing overlords will save us. Mostly to eat us later, but still.

[Ochita]

Am I the only one who sees the caverns as now being the underdark?

[dragonshardz]

Nope.

[V-Norrec]

Nah, they're getting more and more dangerous... Not quite the underdark yet though, we don't have elves living down there who will kill and/or enslave you yet.

[Ochita]

Or grey dwarfs.