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[V-Norrec]

Hastur's not, but I'm totally feeling the need to administer a hammering for putting the entire fortress in danger.  Considering my character has already proven to hate anything that puts this fortress in danger, I think this might just be the last straw before she goes on a murderous rampage.  Or locks somebody up and waits for you guys to return, then asks for permission to go on a murderous rampage on somebodies face.

[Ochita]

Maybe not a hammering, but  maybe a general searching of stuff when he isnt looking?

[V-Norrec]

By the way, what do you want for the Hipobis Story Ochita?  I'll work on one of your favors as a distraction this week?

[Rolan7]

I don't see how Hastur/Sandow has put the fortress in danger.  I get that Norrec and him aren't getting along, but he hasn't done anything to deserve *death*.

Only useless nobles deserve death, Sandow isn't useless.  Honestly, I'm not interested in killing player characters without a very good reason - NPCs are much fairer game.

[V-Norrec]

If he's been eating extra food and booze.  Really I just can't self-entitled people like that who think they deserve everything and aren't willing to sacrifice a damn thing.

[Ochita]

I will save favors. It makes me feel like I can get some projects done faster. I will tell you I have no projects on now but....

Spoiler: How Hipobis Was Awesome (click to show/hide)

There was once a group of goblins, dirty creatures that tore at all that was life, and ruined it.
Back when Hipobis was still new to this world goblins approached him, asking for protection from Humans and dwarfs.
He was skeptical, and secretly visited the dwarfs and humans, agreeing to kill every goblin, in exchange their valuables were to be given as tribute.
The day came. A goblin child saw it first, Hipobis rended the earth, scattering goblins into chunks blood painting the earth
Fires screamed down, melting all rock and leaving nothing but ashes.
Flapping his wings the winds tore at goblins, swiping them from the face of this world. Leaving pure-ness
Delving into their caves he saw countless treasures. Only a goblin wielding powers of demons protected it with iron and taint.
A fierce battle ensued, Hipobis using his magic against demonic magic. Fizzing greens and swooshing blues filled the air.
The goblin turned into a demon, losing his sanity but gaining power.
Hipobis just rendered him. He was injured. As the rest of the goblins came for him something awoke.
The gods had seen his fight and granted him the semi-balence of godhood. He was still mortal but his power was immence
THe ground cracked below the goblins, they fell into magma, to be judged.
Afterwards hipobis saw the gold, and made it into his portfolio.
His wealth grew, and dwarfs amire wealth but his wealth was more than momentary gain. It was experiance.
His wisdom is great and wealth greater.

(Hows that?)

[V-Norrec]

I will save favors. It makes me feel like I can get some projects done faster. I will tell you I have no projects on now but....

Spoiler: How Hipobis Was Awesome (click to show/hide)

There was once a group of goblins, dirty creatures that tore at all that was life, and ruined it.
Back when Hipobis was still new to this world goblins approached him, asking for protection from Humans and dwarfs.
He was skeptical, and secretly visited the dwarfs and humans, agreeing to kill every goblin, in exchange their valuables were to be given as tribute.
The day came. A goblin child saw it first, Hipobis rended the earth, scattering goblins into chunks blood painting the earth
Fires screamed down, melting all rock and leaving nothing but ashes.
Flapping his wings the winds tore at goblins, swiping them from the face of this world. Leaving pure-ness
Delving into their caves he saw countless treasures. Only a goblin wielding powers of demons protected it with iron and taint.
A fierce battle ensued, Hipobis using his magic against demonic magic. Fizzing greens and swooshing blues filled the air.
The goblin turned into a demon, losing his sanity but gaining power.
Hipobis just rendered him. He was injured. As the rest of the goblins came for him something awoke.
The gods had seen his fight and granted him the semi-balance of godhood. He was still mortal but his power was immense
The ground cracked below the goblins, they fell into magma, to be judged.
Afterward, Hipobis saw the gold, and made it into his portfolio.
His wealth grew, and dwarfs admire wealth but his wealth was more than momentary gain. It was experience.
His wisdom is great and wealth greater.

(Hows that?)

There I fixed all the spelling mistakes that were annoying me like crazy.  And sounds good enough for me.

[Ochita]

...Yay for spelling mistakes that firefox did not see...

[Rolan7]

If he's been eating extra food and booze.  Really I just can't self-entitled people like that who think they deserve everything and aren't willing to sacrifice a damn thing.

Well, hm.  I see what you mean now.  I feel like his golem's valuable, but, it did eat up all those fitting and has to be supervised.  I dunno.

[Ochita]

... Norrec, is making love poems/whatever too much? Im really just testing my writing ability, Im good at it so... I practice, music helps.


.... Fack, uhhhh... The song that I used happened to be all about a couple where... The.. woman... Kills... The man.... Damn Japanese songs that you like the tune of but it happens to be a delicate subject. T_T 

[V-Norrec]

You talking in-character making love poems to my character?  Because that's cool (and might make you the father of the first fortress baby )

Don't worry, Norrec Rikkirmebzuth won't kill you unless you're and self-entitled S.O.B.

[Ochita]

"My wife is for nothing good
I see her as a trade
Losing my individual status
Why did I do this..
Now tha-- Why do you have that axe, ok dont kill me. We dont need to go insane here..."


This will never happen.

[Ahra]

wow just....wow all gods in the real df should have an explanation how they became like that, i bow to you oh great author.

[CoughDrop]

I only brought Sandow along on the journey so he wouldn't complain about us taking his golem.

Just sayin'.

[V-Norrec]

Only he ain't along for the journey, I'm stuck with him and I be thinkin' he's stealin' supplies, in addition to everything that used to be Mikhail's. (including a crossbow that I was using for hunting).