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[FuzzyZergling]

Sure, why not, I'll just cook it up and toss it in with my pot luck roasts, nobody will know it's dwarf meat

I don't think that would go over very well if anyone found out...

Wait a minute, mangled dwarven corpses?
Who died?

[CoughDrop]

Just to clarify, Litast is by no means a pacifist. She just believes that every being has its reasoning, and that only reasons that absolutely cannot coincide with ours are ones worth waring over.

[V-Norrec]

They be stealin' our shit, good enough for me.

[V-Norrec]

Are they almost back yet Shade-O?  I'm ready to get on with the healing.

[Shade-o]

Does the rest of the camp want to organise any further kobold-chasing missions?

[V-Norrec]

Well, I'm perfectly happy letting them be for the moment.

[Shade-o]

Do you want crutches?

[V-Norrec]

Sure, then I can move around without penalty.

[IronyOwl]

As an update, we're probably around three-fourths of the way done here. Uncertain of exact timeline or survival rate, but things are moving along.

[V-Norrec]

Btw when I finish healing up, who wants to be my training partner?  I'm going into training to become as strong as I possibly can.  The schedule will look something like this.

Midnight-4:  Run around camp with a backpack full of gold bars.
4-6:  Work
6-7:  Breakfast of Raw Eggs and Beer.
7-10:  Work
10-12:  Weight Lift using Bars of Gold
12-8:  Sleep
8-9:  Dinner Pit Worm Steak and Wine.
9-12:  Spar/Practice with Training Dummy.

Work = Mining, carry my own boulders and rubble outside.

It'll look something like that.  So.... anybody interested in some sparring?

[Shade-o]

The source of the caravan's consternation.

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[V-Norrec]

.... that kinda looks like what I imagined zombie norrec looking like.  Btw, capture that thing, it looks bad ass.

[Shade-o]

Zombie Norrec was just Regular Norrec with a bolt-impaled head and even worse social skills.

[V-Norrec]

My imagination throws away your logic and replaces it with its own in which Zombie Norrec looked thoroughly more awesome than regular.

[Nirur Torir]

Does the rest of the camp want to organise any further kobold-chasing missions?

We do not have the manpower dwarfpower for such actions. I discourage anyone from attacking the cave until the others return, but I won't actually stop anyone who feels compelled to run a dangerous mission to kill the kobolds.

(I don't care enough about befriending them to suggest anyone take any risks to do so, and am fine with slaughtering them. I don't expect a tribe of weak kobolds to matter much, either way.)