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Chilton

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My plans to deliver justive to a village
« on: January 10, 2011, 10:38:49 am »

Recently, the residents of a Village slew one of my longest living Adventurers, Axion BrightDark. Rest his soul.
Now, in my anger with these scum, i have forged: Chilton DeathHunger, the Pale Hideous Executioner, to deliver justice!

But the overall point of this thread is, how have you lost your most glorious persons; And how would you exact justice if you could? (I may or may not be planning to use these myself if i run out of ideas)
Also, this may take some time to do.
Its a fairly populated village.
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Dagoth Urist

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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2011, 12:10:33 pm »

Why did the villagers kill Axion Brightdark anyway? I somehow get the feeling that you are withholding bits of the story ;D

And, of course, you should set fire to their homes! By igniting plants near the buildings (or throwing fireballs if you've got the mods for it).
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Knigel

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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2011, 12:24:27 pm »

I thought constructions couldn't burn in this version.

Anyway, if my adventurer is ever killed by someone who I'm not supposed to kill for a mission I'll just chop off all their limbs.
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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2011, 12:27:00 pm »

Sneak in, steal everyone's clothes and leave a knife in everyone's gut.
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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2011, 03:10:07 pm »

I thought constructions couldn't burn in this version.

Anyway, if my adventurer is ever killed by someone who I'm not supposed to kill for a mission I'll just chop off all their limbs.

Fuuu- I mean, Daaaaaamn*... Didn't think 'bout that. Damn.
Still, I wish you luck in delivering 'justive', Chilton xD
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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2011, 04:18:20 pm »

Aimed slash attacks to the neck.
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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2011, 07:32:27 pm »

Sneak in, Chop off all there childrens limbs Legs and arms... Wait a few days, Sneak in again and kill there political leader...

Leave...

Sneak in again and set the village on fire...

Wait a few weeks

Return and kill off any survivers
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Chilton

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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2011, 10:18:10 pm »

If anyone heres played Manhunt, that basically explains what happened to half the village, and the brilliant use of my Iron Slicing Knife and a rock i picked up.

Now im resting in a camp, licking my wounds and preparing to head back in.

Also, the villagers were crazy! They just attacked poor Axion for no reason, those evil bastards! It was senseless, and malign!
Now if you read into it any further ill hunt you down in your own DF world and rip your eyes out.
Justice is in progress!
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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2011, 11:10:16 pm »

i want to start doing this, can you give me a quick idea on what you did? I'm looking for ways to kill a civilization.
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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2011, 11:46:22 pm »

One of my guys was virtually undefeatable, and was covered head to toe in bronze (at the time better than iron) armour. He was born on a large, mostly desert island in the north, and after training and becoming quite powerful there, he swam south to the mainland. He became over 4 times even more powerful then, and slew countless fierce beasts and warriors. Anyway, I felt like going back to his home. I ran way to the north, and stopped traveling. The little bit of beach before the ocean was an evil area. Anyway, as I was running full speed, I noticed a large trail of blood behind me and before I knew it, I was deceased. I checked the logs and apparently a harpy's pinky toe caught me in the neck as I was running and slit my throat.
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Knigel

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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2011, 02:57:00 am »

I thought constructions couldn't burn in this version.

Anyway, if my adventurer is ever killed by someone who I'm not supposed to kill for a mission I'll just chop off all their limbs.

Fuuu- I mean, Daaaaaamn*... Didn't think 'bout that. Damn.
Still, I wish you luck in delivering 'justive', Chilton xD

Yes, on the down side you can't burn villages, but on the plus side it lets us have functioning magma dive bells made of ice.

i want to start doing this, can you give me a quick idea on what you did? I'm looking for ways to kill a civilization.

With the abstract entity population that were implemented in .31.13, such a task is ridiculously time consuming if not impossible (soldiers and peasants will spawn to replace the ones you kill, if not infinitely than at least a couple thousand).

One of my guys was virtually undefeatable, and was covered head to toe in bronze (at the time better than iron) armour. He was born on a large, mostly desert island in the north, and after training and becoming quite powerful there, he swam south to the mainland. He became over 4 times even more powerful then, and slew countless fierce beasts and warriors. Anyway, I felt like going back to his home. I ran way to the north, and stopped traveling. The little bit of beach before the ocean was an evil area. Anyway, as I was running full speed, I noticed a large trail of blood behind me and before I knew it, I was deceased. I checked the logs and apparently a harpy's pinky toe caught me in the neck as I was running and slit my throat.

I think you're in the wrong thread. Here is where you talk about what killed you, this thread is about what you'll do to NPCs that killed your previous adventurers.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2011, 02:58:55 am by Knigel »
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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2011, 04:07:09 am »

One of my guys was virtually undefeatable, and was covered head to toe in bronze (at the time better than iron) armour. He was born on a large, mostly desert island in the north, and after training and becoming quite powerful there, he swam south to the mainland. He became over 4 times even more powerful then, and slew countless fierce beasts and warriors. Anyway, I felt like going back to his home. I ran way to the north, and stopped traveling. The little bit of beach before the ocean was an evil area. Anyway, as I was running full speed, I noticed a large trail of blood behind me and before I knew it, I was deceased. I checked the logs and apparently a harpy's pinky toe caught me in the neck as I was running and slit my throat.
Check your PMs in a minute (May be done by the time you read this)
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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2011, 10:28:03 am »

got it, thanks, I'll read it when I get the chance  :D
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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2011, 12:16:06 am »

My weary work is nearly complete!
Bodies line the streets, but alas i am now a crutchwalker.
Some bastard peasant smashed my leg repeatedly while i was down, and now the bone is shattered in three places.
But, almost everyone is dead.
Flames line the woods around us, the fields ablaze.
Now to hope i dont get savaged when i try to fight them on crutches.
ARMOK GUIDE MY HAND AGAINST THESE INSOLENT SWINE!
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RayesKotrora

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Re: My plans to deliver justive to a village
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2011, 04:14:45 am »

I think you're in the wrong thread. Here is where you talk about what killed you, this thread is about what you'll do to NPCs that killed your previous adventurers.

"But the overall point of this thread is, how have you lost your most glorious persons;"
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