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« Reply #225 on: January 17, 2011, 10:46:45 am »

  It shouldn't be too hard getting to first base with She'ish. Filiusenox mentioned earlier that She'ish was flirting with you.
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« Reply #226 on: January 17, 2011, 02:35:41 pm »

((Sorry about that, real busy yesterday and the day before.. And what has Random.org wrought?!?!))
(11 more turns till dropship arrive.)

You think about making out with She'ish but instead order her to guard the Ghant.
But its too late.


As in he's done, not dead.
He presses a button on the engine and holds it down for thirty seconds.
Then he lets go.
*Vrrosh*
A large burst of whatever the hell was in the engine blasts out and explodes on contact when it hits the Tremors.
Turning two of them into mulch and wounding another. Which you pump full of iron.
The last one is taken  down by the others, but not before it rips the head off of Solider2.
“Hold only for 3 and 0 Makes! Or it will blow you up.”
Wow I didn’t know he could talk…
He throws you the gun and  takes your chaingun.
This is heavy. You are somewhat weighed down.
Ten Tremors pop up out of the ground.
Oh holy Clen, two of the freaking trees are uprooting themselves.
You blast three of the Tremors and one of the Trees that were too close together.
They are shredded into green and brown mist.


What do you do?
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« Reply #227 on: January 17, 2011, 03:12:25 pm »

"Everybody focus on keeping them from sneaking up on me! I almost feel sorry for whatever poor fucking plant tries a frontal assault on me now. HEY BITCHES, THE LANDSCAPER IS HERE!"
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« Reply #228 on: January 17, 2011, 05:26:39 pm »

"Everybody focus on keeping them from sneaking up on me! I almost feel sorry for whatever poor fucking plant tries a frontal assault on me now. HEY BITCHES, THE LANDSCAPER IS HERE!"
This. This so much!!
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« Reply #229 on: January 17, 2011, 05:52:58 pm »

Contemplate various acts of indecency with She'ish, then shoot plant-like things.  Tell the Ghant he's in charge of operating the cannon thing.

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« Reply #230 on: January 17, 2011, 07:52:58 pm »

"Everybody focus on keeping them from sneaking up on me! I almost feel sorry for whatever poor fucking plant tries a frontal assault on me now. HEY BITCHES, THE LANDSCAPER IS HERE!"
Contemplate various acts of indecency with She'ish, then shoot plant-like things.

Both of these
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« Reply #231 on: January 17, 2011, 08:31:52 pm »

((Stupid keyboard. I'm having to use the onscreen keyboard.
(10 turns left)

"Everybody focus on keeping them from sneaking up on me! I almost feel sorry for whatever poor fucking plant tries a frontal assault on me now. HEY BITCHES, THE LANDSCAPER IS HERE!"
You contemplate various-future of course-indecent acts with She'ish while you turn a tree into mulch.
Thirteen flowers begin to grow in a roughly three meter wide circle but She'ish and solider2 blow them up with a grenade.
A tremor grabbed She'ish, but the Ghant used his Chain gun to destroy it's arm and free her.
You destroy it the rest of the way with the Cannon as well as pulverize another tremor that was attempting to push the tower over.
The scientist is screaming something about hive mind sentience.
Solider3 is devoured but the grenade in his hand wipes the tremor off the map.
You take down the other four with difficulty, but without any causalities or wounds.
You hear something huge crashing through the underbrush.
((It will be here in 3 turns))
You and your crew are kept busy with keeping the vines from destroying the tower.
 


What do you do?
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Taricus

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« Reply #232 on: January 17, 2011, 08:41:53 pm »

Listen to the scientist
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« Reply #233 on: January 17, 2011, 08:52:25 pm »

Order everyone to strap down somehow, they keep on picking us up to kill us, let's keep them from picking us up, it might make their life more difficult.

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« Reply #234 on: January 17, 2011, 11:10:25 pm »

"A hivemind you say? Somebody give me back my chain gun. I don't want them getting used to the Landscaper just yet. It needs to be somewhat of a surprise for whatever the heck is coming."
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« Reply #235 on: January 18, 2011, 03:21:15 am »

(9)
You grab a chaingun from the pile and strap the Landscaper onto your back.
You manage to shred through the vines without much problems except for getting slashed across the face.
You manage to disentangle many vines from the tower without causality.
A tremor popped up but was quickly ended by concentrated fire.
The scientist explains what the creature's are and why they are attacking.
You regretfully blow up another patch of flowers with a grenade.


So what do you do?

("The tremor's autopsy showed that they had some grey mold growing on their control centers! The mold i s the word. They are attacking because the grey mold determined we are not friendly and is lashing out. Like the ants on our home planet if something was inside their nest! It isn't intelligent! Its just lashing out! But if we kill the head brain-mold! BAM they revert back to not working together." He seems stressed so if it doesn‘t make since just tell him.)
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« Reply #236 on: January 18, 2011, 04:56:38 pm »

"Any idea where the the head brain-mold is?"

Defend self against any threats, collect vines, they might be useful... for something.

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« Reply #237 on: January 18, 2011, 05:08:27 pm »

If they are dumb, we can pull the landscaper back out!

"The quest for a new Clarokians home-world will not be stopped by some half sentient plants!"
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« Reply #238 on: January 19, 2011, 07:45:18 pm »


*KATHAM*
Oh Clen, its the biggest tremor you ever seen easily twenty four feet tall and about six foot wide at least..
Its has fifteen huge roots which lash out to attack you.
The chaingun fires a swift report and one of the roots falls off.
Only to be replaced by another.
Oh Clen, It regenerates!
You decide to use The Landscape on it. Blowing a chunk out of its middle.
The trunk repairs itself and rips the roof off of your tower and leers at you.
Oh Clen, this isn't good.


What do you do?

((Use what i suggested on post 69 but it still will be risky for you.))
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« Reply #239 on: January 19, 2011, 07:52:19 pm »

Have bad flashbacks?
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