Well, I couldn't find a proper place for this discussion so I'll just put it here for the time being. I have for some time been quite bemused over what the merchants offer me in terms of food - sure, there's the regular -horse blood barrel-, +prepared draltha tripe+ and *leopard sweetbread* fare, but one thing I've yet to figure out how they get, or even eat, is this.
Prepared Firefly Brain.
I mean, seriously? The
brain of an insect not even two inches long, presumably with the brain itself being so small as to be almost invisible? How did you even get that out? And for the love of Armok,
how did you manage to prepare it?? You can barely even see it, let alone cook it in any way imaginable that wouldn't get it completely lost in the process, and even then, it would be so tiny you'd probably not even notice you swallowed it.
And that begs the question of exactly how the merchants procured it, and brought it to the fortress... but more importantly, how in Armok's name
it still counts as a full meal for an adult working dwarf! Or, for that matter, how they find it in the bottom of the large wooden barrels it seems to be necessary to store it in. Oh well... just another mystery for the ages I think, and proof of the insanity, hilarity and general awesomeness that is DF
Just thought I'd share .P
//A
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Topic: Weirdest food you've been offered? (Read 4541 times)