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[Wolf Tengu]

Adventure mode, a game where a Kobold can start its adventure amongst multiple kobold halves and bonecrafts, and become mighty enough to dual-wield dragons! Or giants in any case.

Then the raws are messed up, so if you walk into people you're registered as an enemy, and you attack them accidentally, and so you run away after slicing a mans eye off, but you don't notice the sun has gone down so monsters eat your face.

[SirAaronIII]

...where you can have a small army and still get jumped by goblins and die.

[Caevin]

Goblins? Peh once I had kobolds ambush me, it's embarassing waking up to a wrestler strangling you.

Anyhoo,
Adventure Mode, where you can walk around with a gopher head in your mouth and not notice it until you go to bite a titan and it falls out.

[Berserkenstein]

Adventure mode, where the the most evil villain is the player.

[robotmonkey]

Adventure mode: The only place where a hamlet can kill anything.

[thegoatgod_pan]

...where nothing--not dragons, not carving forks, not Titans-- is deadlier than a solitary moonlit walk.

[Devling]

Adventure mode, where cristmas spirit is forlorn. Wait, that's not funny. That's just sad.   

[em312s0n]

Where my ass gets handed to me much faster than Fortress mode

[Knigel]

Adventure mode, where bandit leaders and monster announce themselves even to people who they don't know are there.

[Ahra]

adventure mode: where you are a weakling if you dont atleast kill the cave dragon that killed you. (happened, he was in a lair we took eachothers throats )

[eepkeep]

Adventure mode: Where a hairline fracture is deadlier than a punctured lung.

[Urist McBusDriver]

Adventure mode : the only game where you can throw a crossbow bolt with your bare hands and hit an enemy through the chest with it. Through armour.

That's not true though.

Adventure mode: the only game where your enemies can break both your hands and leave you unable to grasp your weapon and shield, lying on the floor waiting to die, but still able to take arrows from your backpack and launch them at your enemies with enough force to injure and kill.

I assume my character has a very long, dexterous tongue and a powerful ability to spit.

[StreetPizza]

Speaking of spitting...

Adventure mode, where you can launch a severed limb with your mouth with as much velocity as you could generate if you threw it with your arms.

[Yendor]

Adventure mode: where a dragon's butchered corpse is more valuable than its hoard.

[Knigel]

Adventure mode: where a dragon's butchered corpse is more valuable than its hoard.

And a hell lot easier to manage.