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[minno]

Adventure mode, the only game where I've massacred an entire town and arranged the corpses in a smiley face in the middle of the temple.

I thought I took a screenshot of it, but I guess I didn't save it.  I'll just have to wait until temples come back to human towns so I can recreate it.

[inEQUALITY]

Adventure Mode, the only game where a fluffy wambler can be more badass than a silver hammer.

[Qinetix]

Adventure mode , the only game where you can kill a full armored enemy with a single bolt throught the chest

[eepkeep]

Adventure mode, where demigods and peasants alike are equally vulnerable to copper kitchenware.

[StreetPizza]

Adventure mode, where items like bodies and fully loaded barrels can be thrown with enough force to penetrate and lodge themselves into other bodies.

[minno]

Adventure mode, where items like bodies and fully loaded barrels can be thrown with enough force to penetrate and lodge themselves into other bodies.

Adventure mode, the only game where you can embed a dragon's corpse in a child's chest.  And laugh.

[Shook]

Adventure mode, the only game where...

... You can maintain a chokehold on four people simultaneously with your arms alone, and four more with your legs if you're on the ground.

... You can survive an infinite number of punches and kicks to the torso, as long as both your lungs don't get punctured.

... You can target individual toes, fingers and eyelids, but not the groin. (though maybe it's for the better, since that would open up several tiers of perversion)

... You can bite any creature in the teeth.

... You can attempt to strangle a dragon with your bare hands, then punch it to death.

[Serrational]

Adventure mode : the only game where you can throw a crossbow bolt with your bare hands and hit an enemy through the chest with it. Through armour.

[Qinetix]

Adventure mode : the only game where you can throw a crossbow bolt with your bare hands and hit an enemy through the chest with it. Through armour.

Yay for coping my BLANK (xcept with throw part)

[Horizon9]

Slight modifications were made, let's try not to ruin the mood here.

[Devling]

Adventure mode where
being a demigod is an everyday thing
battling night monsters is easier then fighting an angry peasent with a rock/kitchenware
punching your oppanent out and strangling your them is a good idea
corpses are viable battle options
vomit can kill dragons
dragons can breath enough fire to born a forest into a crisp, with a cough
battling lionman is a boring chore
drunks are your best conpanpions
"fun" happens every 5 seconds
dwarfs and elves can stand being in the same room for 5 minutes

[Horizon9]

Adventure mode, where a name like Dozo Painmurder is considered a normal name.

[Asmageddon]

Adventure mode, where you you where, mode adventure

[Rumrusher]

Adventure mode, where converting someone into a wagon and giving said person bags is one man's "Caravan arc"

[Knigel]

Adventure mode, where ancient horrors get taken prisoner my peasants, fight alongside people who let them free by doing nothing, slaughter a dozen armed goblins, then get killed by their own backfiring attacks.