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[Icee77]

Adventure mode, where ravaging an entire village of innocents can be a good thing.
Adventure mode, where getting revenge means destroying an entire bloodline and a species.

[MiniMacker]

Adventure mode, where thrown corpses spin.

[minno]

Adventure mode, where the only thing keeping me from doing complete genocide is the sheer repetitiveness of massacring villages.

[Biag]

Adventure mode, the only game where you wish you could check the kill list of your teeth.

[Nighthawk]

Adventure mode, where adventurers as powerful as demigods come out of NOWHERE.

Adventure mode, where people don't notice that they're getting killed by thrown rocks unless they see the people throwing them.

Adventure mode, where rivers are among the most deadly places on earth.

Adventure mode, where you can set trees on fire without the proper kindling equipment.

Adventure mode, where all houses look exactly the same.

Adventure mode, where your parents are very interesting unless your first name is extremely stupid.

Adventure mode, where everyone in the world knows when you killed another of their race.

Adventure mode, where you can live off of the blood splatters and organs of your enemies.


Whew. That was a boatload.

[Horizon9]

Adventure mode, where you can kill thousands of bloodthirsty goblins, demons, dragons, giant living metal statues, and monsters long forgotten by the general public, only to be taken down by a peasant with an iron carving knife.

[xeivous]

Adventure mode, where you can kill thousands of bloodthirsty goblins, demons, dragons, giant living metal statues, and monsters long forgotten by the general public, only to be taken down by a peasant with an iron carving knife.

carving knives are ridiculous.

[Darvi]

Adventure Mode, the only game where you can commit omnicide, victim by victim.

[IT 000]

Adventurer mode, where bandit leaders will ask you to kill them.

Adventurer mode, where snow is more deadly then swords.

Adventurer mode, yes everything is trying to kill you.

Adventurer mode, yes you are trying to kill everything.

[Argonnek]

Adventure mode, fear the darkness.

Edit:
Adventure mode, Lrukrulmin blaladadrolbus!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Horizon9]

Adventure mode, fear the darkness.

Edit:
Adventure mode, Lrukrulmin blaladadrolbus!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He probably kills people because no one can take him seriously.

Adventure mode, where you can get revenge on the people who killed your adventurer by murdering their children and crippling them for the rest of their lives.

Adventure mode, where the killing of innocents in gruesome ways is an easy way to get stronger.

Adventure mode, where sadism is commonplace and pacifism looked down upon.

Adventure mode, where sleeping outside is almost as dangerous as exploring caves.

[Rumrusher]

Adventure mode, fear the darkness.

Edit:
Adventure mode, Lrukrulmin blaladadrolbus!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He probably kills people because no one can take him seriously.

Adventure mode, where you can get revenge on the people who killed your adventurer by murdering their children and crippling them for the rest of their lives.

Adventure mode, where the killing of innocents in gruesome ways is an easy way to get stronger.

Adventure mode, where sadism is commonplace and pacifism looked down upon.

Adventure mode, where sleeping outside is almost as dangerous as exploring caves.

because being a pacifist means down the road you can lure people into Sadistic traps.

[castun]

Adventure mode: The only game where a guard introduces someone as his cousin, then casually remarks that she is also his wife.

[Chilton]

Adventure mode, where ravaging an entire village of innocents can be a good thing.
Adventure mode, where getting revenge means destroying an entire bloodline and a species.

No, thats realism, since in real life, you just have to replace Village with City and Bloodline/Species with Bloodline and Friends / Species and Friend Species.

[Stone Wera]

Adventure Mode! The only game where you can strangle a cripple cyclops with a sasquatch that you strangled to death with your turban after gouging it's eyes out!