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[Urist McBusDriver]

You can at least eat most of the dragon, and put its skull somewhere poignant. But by the time my character's experienced enough to be able to kill a dragon, he has no need of anything sold in the shops, so is it even worth picking up all those coins?
I think I found some <<iron high boot>> though and that was worthwhile.

[Devling]

Adventure mode, where corpses are more profit able then clothes, weapons, shields, masterwork items, and admantite put together.

[Elaxter]

Adventure Mode! The only game where you can strangle a cripple cyclops with a sasquatch that you strangled to death with your turban after gouging it's eyes out!

Wait...

[Elaxter]

Adventure mode, where bandit leaders and monster announce themselves to people who aren't really there for practice.

Fixed

Adventure Mode, where using feet is better than using an ax.

[Aramco]

Adventure mode, where throwing bolts can be more effective than shooting them out of a crossbow.

[Rumrusher]

Adventure mode, where having small amount of Hex magic can grant you pants burning ability.

[Eric Blank]

Adventure mode, Where I am!
Nah not really...

Adventure mode: The only game where you can play as an intelligent kobold, run out to a fortress that's been abandoned and hire dragonmen as companions, go back to town and get shot at before anyone's even in view, and then wander off into the forest and accidentally bump into one of the dragonmen you hired and suddenly they all run away from you, leaving you to die alone because you can no longer hire other dragonmen or kobolds, so you go up to a wild dragonwoman and let her rip you apart as a form of suicide.

[iFreshco]

Adventure Mode - The only game where you can dodge an arrow and throw it back with enough force to kill the enemy.

[32jonathan13]

Adventure mode;
The only place to get owned by a Moon man
The only place to freeze to death
the only place where i smacked a bogeyman with his arm
the only place where i got 10 dead demigods from a Moon man
the only place where my old fortresses = instant safety until i flood them with my stupidness

[thatkid]

Adventure mode, where the spawn of gods can be brought low by a toddler's fist.

[JohnieRWilkins]

Adventure mode, the only game where you, an untrained peasant can uncloak and lie down next to two doe rabbits and skip turns until you become a legendary dodger, armor user and shield user; powerful enough to take on megabeasts. It only takes about 12 in-game hours. (5 minutes real time)

[dwarfhoplite]

Adventure mode, only game where you can jam your spear, your shield and your crossbow in one gobbler while biting its upper boddy and front leg

[EnigmaticHat]

Adventure mode, where the player kills people because there's nothing else to do.

[Jacob/Lee]

Adventure mode, where biting his legs off is truly possible.

Internet cookie if you get the reference.

[beefsupreme]

Adventure mode, where it's possible to wrestle multiple wolves with your teeth at once.