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Ivan Issaccs

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2011, 09:55:36 pm »

A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.

He is broad, his close cropped hair looks suspiciously like the result of a drunken bet, so does his beard.
He is easily distracted and the leading cause of production killing parties.
He requires alcohol to get through the working day, He requires caffeine to get through the working day, He requires "rope reed" buds to get through the working day, this leaves his working day consequentially short.
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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2011, 10:14:55 pm »

MythagoWoods likes Amethyst, granite, limonite, silver, tanks for their sheer awesomeness, firearms, and giant cave spiders for their mystery.
He absolutely detests smokers, crowds, and violence.
When possible he prefers to consume Wurst, spaetzel, and coffee as black as his soul.
He is smart, physically fit, slow to anger, and easily to get along with but he's clumsy, slow to heal, wounds easily, and has horrible social abilities. He needs coffee to get through the day, his work is beginning to show due to its scarcity.
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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2011, 12:11:33 am »

A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.

He is broad, muscular yet somewhat skinny. His brown hair is fluffy. His eyes are blue. His skin in pale. His left right lower arm bears a small crescent scar.
He is strong and almost never sick, but he is quick to tire.
CapnUrist likes hematite, swords, bows, silver, emeralds, the color green, and cats for their attitude. When possible he prefers to consume coffee and baked goods. He absolutely detests inaccuracies.
He has a sharp intellect, good spacial sense, and a great ability with words, but poor memory, pathetic vision, and is somewhat awkward in social situations.
He feels a sense of duty. He can handle stress. He is very friendly. He finds helping others rewarding. He sighs when he is in doubt. He needs tranquility to get through the working day.
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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2011, 12:26:57 am »

A medium-sized humanoid driven to angst by its emo nature.
He is 23 years old.  He is a dubious worshiper of Eris.  He is a dubious worshiper of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Assassinfox likes iridium, silver, obsidian, sapphires, computers, nerf guns, ebony, pen and paper RPGs, and kitties for their adorableness.  When possible, he prefers to consume curry, pizza, soda, and fruity mixed drinks.  He absolutely detests Thai food.
He doesn't handle stress well.  He is unassertive. He is self-conscious.  He is incredibly frank and candid in dealings with others.  He finds helping others very rewarding.  He is ruled by irresistible cravings and urges.  He needs cigarettes to get through the working day.  He needs sugar to get through the working day.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2011, 12:35:55 am by Assassinfox »
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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2011, 06:15:48 am »

Woops. Accidentally posted.
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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2011, 08:09:51 am »

Iceball3 like computers, music, , and cats for their aloofness. He is detested by flies. When he gets scared, he goes into a physical breakdown. He is 14 years old.
He is slightly weak, he is slightly agile, and he has an iron will. He is very quick to tire.
He is an atheist.
He has a good knack for music, he has a way of words. He has an abysmal memory. He has a clouded sense of empathy. He is socially crippled. He has an amazing analytical ability.
His hair is very dark brown and short. He has a wide stature, but is relatively thin. His skin is grayish almond. His eyes are very dark brown. His mustache is left untended to. His eyebrows are thick and connected. his short nose is slightly upturned.
Iceball, I think you might be me from 4 years in the past. Done any time-traveling recently?
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malimbar04

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2011, 08:47:35 am »

I went through all the charactoristics in that my dwarves have and used the wiki, so I hope I think it's pretty accurate:

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Nathan Lee has been unhappy lately. He was woken by a noise while sleeping lately. He slept in a good room recently. He was unhappy with the lack of work last season.

He is a citizen of Michigan. He is a citizen of the United States of America.

He is twenty-four years old, born on the 29th of August in the year 1986.

He is almost never sick, but he is very quick to tire.

Nathan Lee likes Shale, Black Bronze, Peridot, crystal glass, short swords, chain mail, and turtles for their beauty.

He has a sharp intellect, very good creativity, good intuition, an iron will, a sum of patience, and a natural ability with music, but he has a really bad memory, and quite poor focus.

He is truly fulfilled by assisting those in need. His is very slow to anger. He has a calm demeanor. He can easily become absorbed in art and the beauty of the natural world. He is unassertive. He is often sad and dejected. He has a sense of duty. He is incredibly creative. He loves new and fresh ideas. He is immodest. He admires tradition. He is very disorganized. He is concerned about rejection and ridicule. He constantly strives for perfection. He takes time when making decisions.
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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2011, 09:21:57 am »

1freeman is 20 years old, born on May second in the year 1990

He is muscular yet relatively slender. his short hair is dry. his eyes are green. his hair is dark brown.
He is very agile, he is rarely sick. he is strong, but is quick to tire.
'1freeman likes magnetite, steel, and short swords. he likes dogs for their loyalty.whenever possible he prefers to consume Beef, water, and pasta.
he has good spatial sense, decent kinesthetic sense, alot of patience, an ability to read emotions well a good intuition and strong analytical abilities but has poor social skills.
He has a very calm demeanor. he doesn't often experience strong cravings or urges. he doesn't often go out of his way to help people he doesn't know. he strives for excellence. he usually thinks things through before acting. he enjoys the outdoors. he looks distant when he is thinking of something. he needs computers to get through the working day.

A medium sized creature prone to great ambition.
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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2011, 10:04:42 am »

iEpinephrine has been fine lately.  He made a friend recently.  He has been woken by noise.  He has been satisfied at work lately.  He has had trouble finding work this season.  He admired a completely sublime Dwarf Fortress lately.  He admired a fine computer lately.
He is a faithful worshipper of needless philisophical debates.
He is a citizen of Melbourne.  He is a member of Victoria University.  He is a member of Prahran Taekwondo Club.
He is twenty-four years old, born on the twenty-seventh of Obsidian.
He is extremely agile and slow to tire, but is susceptible to disease.
iEpinephrine likes obsidian, steel, and goth girls for their unusual interests.
When possible, he prefers to consume cow meat and Longland beer.  He absolutely detests creepy crawlies.
He has a good intellect and good creativity, but a poor ability to manage or understand social relationships.
He is very active.  He can easily become absorbed in art and the beauty of the natural world. He is put off by authority and tradition. He is not straightforward when dealing with others.  He has a good awareness of his own emotions.

A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.
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iceball3

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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2011, 03:51:11 pm »

Iceball3 like computers, music, , and cats for their aloofness. He is detested by flies. When he gets scared, he goes into a physical breakdown. He is 14 years old.
He is slightly weak, he is slightly agile, and he has an iron will. He is very quick to tire.
He is an atheist.
He has a good knack for music, he has a way of words. He has an abysmal memory. He has a clouded sense of empathy. He is socially crippled. He has an amazing analytical ability.
His hair is very dark brown and short. He has a wide stature, but is relatively thin. His skin is grayish almond. His eyes are very dark brown. His mustache is left untended to. His eyebrows are thick and connected. his short nose is slightly upturned.
Iceball, I think you might be me from 4 years in the past. Done any time-traveling recently?
I dunno. Have you ever done any time traveling?
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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2011, 03:59:14 pm »

This is MonkeyHead,

A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.

He has a muscular frame that is covered in a layer of fat . He has closely shaven hair. His eyes are black. His skin in pale. His head bears a long straight scar.

He is strong and almost never sick, but has a short attention span.

MonkeyHead likes Silver, axes, beds, the color red, and gorillas for their strength. When possible he prefers to consume cherry coke and indian food. He absolutely detests surgury and needles.

He has a high intelligence, very good analytical abilites, and an ability to work with numbers, but no musical talent what so ever, very poor vision, and is in a constant state of internal rage.

He is prone to procrastination. He can handle stress. He does not activley seek out freindships. He finds helping others an unneccecary burden. He needs the internet to get through the working day.

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« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2011, 04:21:18 pm »

His common sense is missing.
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Re: What's your dwarfy profile?
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2011, 10:40:54 pm »

AWellTrainedFerret has withdrawn from society.
AWellTrainedFerret has claimed a Laptop and PerfectWorldDF.

AWellTrainedFerret is sketching a picture of an embark site that has
...magma...tall...
...water...falling...
...stone...flux...
...trees...sinister...
...sand...
...stone...sedimentary...

He's been in the workshop for 2 weeks now. No sleep, food, or drink. I don't think he's gonna stay sane much longer.
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Yiab

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« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2011, 04:08:09 am »

Yiab has been withdrawn lately. He talked with a friend lately. He became frustrated with a Dwarf Fortress Bug recently. He failed to procrastinate recently.
He is a worshipper of Godel and a faithful worshipper of Turing.
He is a citizen of Canadia. He is a member of The Implied Self-Reference.
He is twenty-eight years old born on the 16th of Galena in the year 1982.
His bushy beard is unkempt. His long, brown hair is mostly absent. He wears thin glasses. He has a booming voice when he wants to. His laughter is infectious.
Yiab likes black bronze, pitchblende, cobaltite, the color royal purple, computers, ancient technology, trenchcoats and dogs for their sanity. When possible he likes to consume chicken meat in teriyaki sauce, and coke zero. He absolutely detests willful ignorance.
He has a powerful intellect and the patience of a saint, but he has an erratic memory, a poor ability with social relationships, poor focus, and very little natural ability with art.
He enjoys the company of others. He is not very active. He is trusting. He is immodest. He prefers not to be outdoors at the same time as the accursed day star. He distrusts tradition. He pathologically avoids physical conflict. He pathologically seeks out intellectual conflict. He has a warped sense of self. He procrastinates endlessly, by putting off his procrastination until later and doing something fun instead.

A short, nerdy creature fond of drink and deduction.
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« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2011, 04:58:01 am »

Buckets has been content lately. He watched movies at work lately. He read a finely crafted book recently.

He is a worshipper of the Lord and Lady.

He is a citizen of New Zealand.

He is 25, born on the seventh of September 1985.

His thick, dark brown hair is thining. His long brown goatee is gathered in rubber bands. He wears black clothes. He is incredibly tall.

Buckets likes silver, trees, cats for thier aloofness, computers, and games for thier entertainment. When possible he likes to consume beer, menthole cigarettes, and cigars. He hates Gossips.

He has a poor intellect but great creativity, he has a terrible memory, a great coding and rigging ability, poor concentration, and a great natural baking ability.
He enjoys the company of others. He is untrusting. He is immodest. He enjoys the gym.

A lanky, geeky creature fond of drink and shenanigans.
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