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[Johnfalcon99977]

>Buy out rival company. Have rival CEO excuted, because you can.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

>Make rival CEO into lavatory cleaner instead.
Don't provide any cleaning apparatus.

[Glacies]

Consult a therapist.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Be a Dick. Wait for so-called superheros to try and stop you, then publicly excute them.

Also

>Buy thousands of third-world countries.

[Javarock]

You sit still on your chair considering what to do next... Then an idea hits you to use vast wealth to build a massive arsenal and a cool suit of armor and become a superhero/villain You stumble over the idea then you consider it more deeply, Why would you need a suit when you have a giant five eyed four armed mutant named Jimmy, Better yet why would you need it when you a full bullet proof armour under your bussiness suit, You were prepared beacuse you had made MANY enemys over the years. And besides suits are awesome.

Then Following the same lines you consider you previous chat with Davidson Eraser... You wonder to yourself why you have let his company exist for so long... You could easily buy it out...
Suddenly you pick up your phone acting on impulse

Receptionist: W-w-what an I do for you sir?

Johnathan: Get in contact with Davidson Eraser, Then bring him to my office...

Recpetionist: For what sir?

Johnathan: A bussiness proposal....

Receptionist: Yes Sir....

You wait for awhail paceing infront of your desk as two of your body guards and Davidson enter the room



You sit still in front of your desk, Your right hand in your pocket

Johnathan: Hello, Davidson

Davidson: Johnathan.... Why did you invite me here?

Johnathan: Well I have a bussiness proposal for you...

Davidson:... Alright... What is it

Johnathan: I can't help noticeing your bussiness is second to mine.

Davidson: ...Yes...

Johnathan: So I have been thinking of answers to this delima and came to a conclusion.

Davidson: Whitch is....

Johnathan: Lets see, You get two options.... You Quit your bussiness sending your bussiness to hell, And all of those who worked under you into un-employment or you die, And this all still happens.

Davidson: Die?... You will never kill me!

You pull out your pistol, Your CM901 will not arrive untill tommrow and you point it at his head, Your body guards smile at each other stupidly as they watch the unfolding drama

Davidson:w-w-wait.... Im sure we can come to an agreement.

Johnathan: No, Your intent is already revealed to me and im sure you would just stab me in the back... I didn't get to the top by being stupid Davidson...

Davidson: D-d-don't kill me.... I have a family

Johnathan: You do?, Oh you must not have realized I sent Jimmy to meet with them....

Davidsons eyes go wide as he stares at you

Davidson: You... You... Monster....

Johnathan: No... I'm afraid you will be the monster... After I kill you I will have my scientists reconstruct your body artifically... To be my lavatory cleaner...

Davidson:You... wouldn't....

Johnathan: Really?, Im afraid I would.

You clutch the trigger suddenly pulling it a "Boom" is heard as the bullet flys into the head of Davidson, his body hits the floor with a thump. You stare at his corpse the blood started oozeing out from the wound and gathering in a pool, Turning his blond hair into orange as it meet with it. You take satisfaction, Then turn your attention to the Body guards

Johnnathan: What are you doing?, Go back to your posts.

They leave quickly fearing your wraith, Scurrying like ants. You return to your seat and takeing in the scene


((The red around his head is the blood pool))

You quickly grab your phone and dial in your receptionist.

Receptionist: What can I do for you, Sir?

Johnathan: Send someone to grab the body in my room and bring it to our scientists to reconstruct it.

Receptionist: Anything else?

Johnathan: Yes... Send a janitor with them to clean up this bloody mess, So it never gets a chance to get on my shoes.

You hang up the phone and take joy in stareing at Davidsons corpse...

((Sorry, Still have quite a few commands to do, Consulting a Therapist, Buying Third world countrys Dual Personalitys, And Being a dick by publically killing a superhero))

[Phantom]

You are suddenly compelled to make a Sentient Lizard race to populate Alpha Centari. Good business partners if you support them.

[Strife26]

Stop and donate a large sum of money to charity.

[forsaken1111]

And then, just as the charity administrators are amazed at the large donation, plant evidence of that charity's corruption and forward all information to the news media to publicly humiliate them and freeze their assets.

[Glacies]

Then absorb the charity and use it to improve the infrastructure of your newly bought third world nations so you can industrialize and educate them, thus futhering your power. And start working on an immortality project. And for the love of good stop showing off your power in silly and murderous ways like that. You're going to have to have your receptionist and guards replaced or mind-wiped somehow.

[Javarock]

Then absorb the charity and use it to improve the infrastructure of your newly bought third world nations so you can industrialize and educate them, thus futhering your power. And start working on an immortality project. And for the love of good stop showing off your power in silly and murderous ways like that. You're going to have to have your receptionist and guards replaced or mind-wiped somehow.

The only form of "Mind Whip" Jonanathan Bookpeeper belives in is a bullet to the head. Hes a corroupt bussiness man whos trying to devlop himself into a godlike figure, He considers all others beneath him. Obviously he has no family beacuse to him there just ants waiting to be crushed by his god-like foot. At least thats what it seems the plots devloping to.

[Glacies]

His successes imply either that A: He's smart enough to properly run a business and, ergo; not stupid enough to do crap like he's doing, or more likely B: The luckiest man on earth.

But I don't want to be the stop-having-fun-guy so ignore my pedantry if it makes the game more fun.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I still say,

>Buy thousands of third-world counties.

Edit: So how much longer before we get arrested for thousands of crimnal acts?

[sonerohi]

Rebrand to Lil Cal Industries.

[Javarock]

I still say,

>Buy thousands of third-world counties

Edit: So how much longer before we get arrested for thousands of crimnal acts?

The goverments in a state of deep depression, Yet somehow you rose above that ergo, They really don't have enough power to stop you...
But, im pretty sure that if this keeps up the "People" are going to unify againsit us but then they can just meet Jimmy.

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His successes imply either that A: He's smart enough to properly run a business and, ergo; not stupid enough to do crap like he's doing, or more likely B: The luckiest man on earth.

But I don't want to be the stop-having-fun-guy so ignore my pedantry if it makes the game more fun.

He was once upon a time a briallant bussiness man, In that time he wouldn't of thought of half the crap hes done already, But he went corroupt and mad with power.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Purchase all other companies, then purchase China, then all the third-world countries you can.

EDIT:Scratch that. China is the long-term goal. Buy all other companies and countries first. In the meantime, start mass-producing the laughing clown and distribute them across the world.