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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Rumrusher]

So we either a. lie and be classed as a indentity stealing traitor and not killing the litheu
b. Lie about killing the litheu(already set in stone by robocorn) when it's really stunned, this being a less lie than the one above we might skate pass this with saying something along the line of "looks like it's stronger than I thought." and be seen as a hero. Use this to Suger coat Delta Blu(if we see him) and maybe gain more access to the rest of the ship than murder lady and fail impersonation act 1#.

Besides we have a medic arm we can use that to raise the dead(well stuff that wasn't alive)... why give folks reason to tell others Delta blu can do that when we should get that glory all to our selves.
also TQ-02 could bwah him self easier to hero role than Delta blu and we don't have to deal with any one who might destroy our claims.
Because we did take down a litheu with a muffin be it a mechanical muffin that jump into it's throat.

[Robocorn]

Yeeess. Lying through omission.
The only kind of lying you could attempt to pull off.
You tell them to move the litheu's body somewhere secure
and to get you a power source.



"Uh, yeah, sure. We usually just throw the bodies away
but I guess we could toss it into some closet or something"

"Why do I always have to touch filthy xenos?"

"Shaddup! Anyway, admiral I think I have a battery in my inventory
that you could have. I won't disobey protocol by asking about
your motives"



"I'll just help them while you do something"

Everything's looking up for old TQ-02
loyal unquestioning servants, a power sword...
-Hey are you missing a tooth? Glox, can you regrow those?
You're gonna have to check with the bio manual
you think you can regrow teeth, or was that thumbs?

This is gonna bug you for so long.

"Hey, is this thing supposed to be turning bla-?"



"-ckGLAAAAGGHH!"

Glox. The Litheu just disarmed one of your servants,



This one's for Tee Pee Nine Zero Nine Nine Seven Six Four Two Sev-"



and kicked the other one's teeth in,



and cold cocked the last one with a severed arm.
This thing just won't let you enjoy your victories.

I kind of hate Paint Tool SAI

[Rumrusher]

So was that a yes to being delta blu or yes as in we took it down?
Because if it's the former kinda glad we I don't have to worry about any one of those guys telling any one else we are delta blu... for they are dead.
edit:Yessss the lie will stay with them to their graves.


mental note see if you can jerry rig that wristband onto your robo arm to add the ability to store/scan folks which means you can clone/alter them, then see if you can scan the litheu.
ask the guard do he has another battery so you can use it to juice up the robo arm to pull a revive on the fellow dead sectoids.

[Evergod41]

There are more pressing matters to attend to right now Rumrusher...

Activate, the Proto-blade.

[Rumrusher]

There are more pressing matters to attend to right now Rumrusher...

Activate, the Proto-blade.

best see if it works fully by using one of the random hats near by.

[Armok]

> Sword it!

[jetex1911]

There are more pressing matters to attend to right now Rumrusher...

Activate, the Proto-blade.

[Orb]

Glox. The Litheu just disarmed one of your servants

This made me laugh so hard.


Anyway. Since we didn't just automatically use our sword on it, I have a feeling this is going to fail, somehow. We'd probably be better off just running.

[Kadzar]

Glox. The Litheu just disarmed one of your servants

This made me laugh so hard.


Anyway. Since we didn't just automatically use our sword on it, I have a feeling this is going to fail, somehow. We'd probably be better off just running.

Nah, I think it just won initiative. Anyway, let's sword it.

[Robocorn]

You've had enough of his thing's crap.
You activate your energy beam sword thing.
A shaft of green energy forms at the killy end.
The beam radiates intense heat which incidentally,
destroys the lighting.

You don't care, it's about time you got grimdark up-in-here.



It quickly drops the arm and grabs at some debris on the floor
you're sure you didn't leave anything dangerous down there
oh right the blade to the sword.



Yep it got the blade.
Holding the tang, it raises the blade to about chest level
and sputters off some weird chattery noise through that goofy grin of its.
This can only mean one thing...
uhh...
and that is?...

We're like soulmates always finishing each other's ... sandwiches.

Did I mention I hate SAI?

[Cerol Lenslens]

Oh look, he wants to be blood brothers!

Too bad our sword cauterizes everything it cuts.

Uh, clearly we need to construct a robot arm for that guy over there, and let that guy get mistaken for Delta Blu, and TQ-02. Of course, we need to deal with this situation first...

[Rumrusher]

Oh god welp time to spend five hours translating litheu dialog into something funny.
Hey Cou said something about Delta?
Wait isn't there a guard still alive could we ask him to translate that for us?(please this be a free action.)

edit: all I got was
"Heh, you not Delta (blu?)
Oh, so, fight hold
[goodbye] TQ-02"
the last part kinda has the '-0' and there a whole chance litheu language has a whole set of grammar difference

Also is Cou licking it's eyes? maybe a piece of muffin still stuck in there.

[Roboboy33]

Slash at the base of the litheus sword.

[BunnyBob77]

Have an epic sword fight with the alien!

[Stone Wera]

Back away quickly, keep facing him, don't let your guard down. If he comes at you, wait for him to swing and then strike at his swording arm. If he has [NO_PAIN] then repeat steps one and two until he's out of things to cut off or dead, whichever's last. If he feel and is writhing on the floor in agony then lop off his other arm, then head.

Safest thing I could think of, then again I don't have much experience in swording aliens so y'know if see any flaws feel free to quotefix them.