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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Hubris Incalculable]

OMEGA PUNICEUS!!!
                    ^ latin for purple.

[Kestrel_6]

OMEGA PUNICEUS!!!
                    ^ latin for purple.

I'm with this guy! Mostly because i made up the character. Mostly

[Hubris Incalculable]

I just thought it made sense that since 'rauthaz' is proto-german for red, and 'blu' is a variant spelling of the engling word, the other colors should be in other languages.

[Geen]

THANK YOU SO MUCH ROBOCORN! YOU ARE NOW 20% COOLER! You, sir, are awesome. I rest my case.

[peglegpengeuin]

Good thing we picked up that sponge lifeform - it cushioned us from the laser. That's definitely what happened. Someday we must make armor from the highly squeaky and not at all stealthy material. Anyway, Alpha needs backup. We don't have anyone good at fighting to back her up with, so let's just send TQ-02 to her aid. And by that, I mean become TQ-02. We might even find Leanne on the way there, somehow.

[Robocorn]

Meanwhile, in the infinite desolation of space you hurtle forth at blasphemous speeds
nearly 6000 times the base speed of light and a quarter of the speed of the fastest
transmissions your empire is capable of transmitting. Nonetheless you hurtle onward
,the breaking waves of the grey tide, ready with your payload of three billion Sectoids,
never to rest until no star goes unclaimed in your empires hands. Bound to your oath to
defend and expand utopia for all Gabronian kind you trek on, elder and xeno be damned
because...

You are Omega Puniceus



Really, it's not that exciting. You've been in the Grey Tide from the beginning, at first
there were alien planets fresh to be fought and plundered for the glory of the empire.
Nowadays it takes weeks to find habitable planets so close to the nucleus. You have to save as
much power as possible to insure that the lasers will have enough juice to raze the planet
of all life. That's why the lights are off. Every little bit helps.

"Admiral, incoming transmission"

Let me guess? a Litheu Threat?

"Nope"

The Elders are protesting our onslaught?

"Negatory"

Uh...Kissoks are pro-threatening our onslaught?

"It's from the homestar"

Oh! really? put it on!



One of your many secretaries puts the transmission up on the big screen.
Some fresh faced biotok admiral from the home system greets you. You remember those days.
Back when psychic power seemed like the way to go, thelytoky was a feasable
choice to make, and you still had all your original limbs because your old ones kept
getting exploded off by space pirates"

"Salutations grey tide admiral! I am Gamma Magenta.
For nearly two hundred years Alpha Rauthaz has devalued gabronian life
and threatened the stability of utopia. So anyway, we're having a coup d'état.
on a completely different note, we might want one of you grey tide cyborg guys to
do this Protocol of Arbitration thing with the elder species. After we kill Rauthaz,
we're thinking of forming a party. Maybe we'll form the party during a party. It'll be like
a party-party. You'll love it. It will be great. Anyway, show up for the rehearsal at
zerblex-14 on 1-1-20457 we're going to take the poison gas out of the walls.
RSVP I hope to see you there!"
 

Even relativistically, that was over ten months ago.



"Admiral! What's wrong"

You got invited to a partyparty

"Admiral! you wipe those tears this instant! you're going to short out!"

Nobody's ever been that kind to you.

"Admiral"



BOOOSH!!

You died happy

You are now TQ-02


There once was a Sectoid named two
Of luck and right arms he had few.
From danger and strife
he ran fro his life
and now he's stuck 'neath a litheu

Nope, I'm not doing another poetic update thing

THANK YOU SO MUCH ROBOCORN! YOU ARE NOW 20% COOLER! You, sir, are awesome. I rest my case.

Heh, I'm glad you're happy. I still have trouble believing that I've been getting more cool since the last thing I did
keeps spawning new legendary stories to the point that they're working on new criteria to keep them out.

[peglegpengeuin]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Take the gun, and fuse it with out mechanical arm. Gun arm.

Also, we must rescue the choking killing machine litheu. Surely our highly violent friend is capable of gratitude. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! Wait, god no. That would get us killed very fast.

Also, random thought - what if litheus naturally judge the moods of creatures by their color, and ours is attacking us because it thinks our mood is whatever makes a litheu gray?

[Rumrusher]

wait a minute something not right
let me fix it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Meanwhile, in the infinite desolation of space you hurtle forth at blasphemous speeds
nearly 6000 times the base speed of light and a quarter of the speed of the fastest
transmissions your empire is capable of transmitting. Nonetheless you hurtle onward
,the breaking waves of the grey tide, ready with your payload of three billion Sectoids,
never to rest until no star goes unclaimed in your empires hands. Bound to your oath to
defend and expand utopia for all Gabronian kind you trek on, elder and xeno be damned
because...

You are Omega Puniceus



Really, it's not that exciting. You've been in the Grey Tide from the beginning, at first
there were alien planets fresh to be fought and plundered for the glory of the empire.
Nowadays it takes weeks to find habitable planets so close to the nucleus. You have to save as
much power as possible to insure that the lasers will have enough juice to raze the planet
of all life. That's why the lights are off. Every little bit helps.

"Admiral, incoming transmission"

Let me guess? a Litheu Threat?

"Nope"

The Elders are protesting our onslaught?

"Negatory"

Uh...Kissoks are pro-threatening our onslaught?

"It's from the homestar"

Oh! really? put it on!



One of your many secretaries puts the transmission up on the big screen.
Some fresh faced biotok admiral from the home system greets you. You remember those days.
Back when psychic power seemed like the way to go, thelytoky was a feasable
choice to make, and you still had all your original limbs because your old ones kept
getting exploded off by space pirates"

"Salutations grey tide admiral! I am Gamma Magenta.
For nearly two hundred years Alpha Rauthaz has devalued gabronian life
and threatened the stability of utopia. So anyway, we're having a coup d'état.
on a completely different note, we might want one of you grey tide cyborg guys to
do this Protocol of Arbitration thing with the elder species. After we kill Rauthaz,
we're thinking of forming a party. Maybe we'll form the party during a party. It'll be like
a party-party. You'll love it. It will be great. Anyway, show up for the rehearsal at
zerblex-14 on 1-1-20457 we're going to take the poison gas out of the walls.
RSVP I hope to see you there!"
 

Even relativistically, that was over ten months ago.



"Admiral! What's wrong"

You got invited to a partyparty

"Admiral! you wipe those tears this instant! you're going to short out!"

Nobody's ever been that kind to you.

"Admiral"



BOOOSH!!

You died happy

You are now TQ-02


There once was a Sectoid named two
Of luck and right arms he had few.
From danger and strife
he ran fro his life
and now he's stuck 'neath a litheu

Nope, I'm not doing another poetic update thing

THANK YOU SO MUCH ROBOCORN! YOU ARE NOW 20% COOLER! You, sir, are awesome. I rest my case.

Heh, I'm glad you're happy. I still have trouble believing that I've been getting more cool since the last thing I did
keeps spawning new legendary stories to the point that they're working on new criteria to keep them out.

there.

So TQ-01 not learning from the last time delta pointed at him with his arm cannon got his leg blasted off instead of just sitting back and watch either alpha or delta fight each other or just walking away.
So no one walk by and saw a litheu and a sectoid with hats pass out next to the armory the whole time?
Or they did but decided to take pictures and place it on the net?

[Armok]

While that intermission was awesome, can someone tell what prompted it?

Also, that last pic looks like unfortunate implications. O_O

[Rexfelum]

While that intermission was awesome, can someone tell what prompted it?

Wow.  Step away for a few days, and the illustrious admiral Delta Blu re-enters the plot.  With weaponry and a baguette (read: with weaponry).

(Since we also have Gamma Magenta somewhere else in the universe, I'm wondering which other Greek letter personalities we will meet on this adventure.)

Become Omega Purple, that guy that is somehow overlooked by the story

I was figuring we'd get somebody "Beta" before we hit that point.

Also, "Omega" is probably the secret alter-ego of TQ-666.

This would be a PERFECT time for Omega Purple, the Loyalist to Alpha, to turn up. With a... Plasma finger?

OMEGA PUNICEUS!!!
                    ^ latin for purple.

I'm with this guy! Mostly because i made up the character. Mostly

I just thought it made sense that since 'rauthaz' is proto-german for red, and 'blu' is a variant spelling of the engling word, the other colors should be in other languages.

You are Omega Puniceus

Yes.

Anyway, TQ-02 should carefully reprogram that mechanical arm to execute a sudden jolt of force, propelling the toppled twosome (or dropped duo, or prone pair) apart.  This is clearly possible without much ability to move, and won't hurt a bit.

--Rexfelum

[Geen]

I really don't think we should try to kill it. It's more or less Cyborg Ninja (Grey Fox, not Raiden, he was lame) from MGS. Anything short of a giant robot impaling it won't leave a scratch. It will survive swallowing a f*cking landmine, and come back as a cyborg.

[King_of_the_weasels]

I'd watch it just to heckle you, and ask really tough questions.

Spoiler: ♥~~boku no mahou itachi-ou-kun supa love~~♥ (click to show/hide)

Yeah, I'll c-come. b-but not because I l-like you or anything

I'm pretty terrible.

Oh god I nearly choked to death from laughing, But I'm not a red head, I'm just really bad at representing my hair color in single color form.  Since I'm Dirty blond extra dirty.

[Evergod41]

Oh god I nearly choked to death from laughing, But I'm not a red head, I'm just really bad at representing my hair color in single color form.  Since I'm Dirty blond extra dirty.

Then you should be using yellows, and not oranges... because orange implies some sort of reddish hue.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Oh god I nearly choked to death from laughing, But I'm not a red head, I'm just really bad at representing my hair color in single color form.  Since I'm Dirty blond extra dirty.

Then you should be using yellows, and not oranges... because orange implies some sort of reddish hue.

ACTUALLY I should be using browns.  You know what I'll just change it.  Let's stop talking about my hair.

[Rumrusher]

check how long you was out and if they didn't just move the both of you to a cell.
Chances are they more likely done so.
I'm still placing money on this ship storing Alien slaves for a market.