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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[peglegpengeuin]

Ask him what this gun does. If it kills stuff, shoot him in the face.

That would ruin our chances at unlocking the pacifist achievement! Wait, no, TQ-01 punched that one guy a bunch of times. I think the only character eligible for pacifist might be TQ-02. And I like that guy's boots. Still, better to let him die of "natural causes" so we can be warned and won't have to. Also, I'm sure it is our droid buddy causing the ruckus, and not the character we briefly saw in a completely different location being mostly inactive as she waited for us to give the next command.

[QuakeIV]

I think he is Bruce Willis-ing us.  Shoot at a wall to make sure it can actually fire.

[Rumrusher]

Wait until you can see Alpha Rauthaz, then call out that you've captured an officer. This way she'll know it's us, and we'll seem half competent, too. Also don't forget to mention that you've won your first game of spekli, she'll be so proud!

Uhh saying that would lead to a blaster to the face by either Alpha or Delta. Shoot he psychic also why would we endanger our selves even more. Wait TQ-01 just thought that out loud.
WELP so much for our cover, I guess if we find alpha Delta going to use TQ-01 as a meat shield knowing fully well alpha won't shoot the only person who would cooperate into flying the ship well maybe she is crazy.

I doubt he'd try anything, if he did it's either a laser in the back of the head or a mind bullet in the face. And like you said, Alpha wouldn't kill us over a game of spekli, we're too valuable. This will only lead to more wacky hijinks.

it's not alpha I'm worried about it's Delta. he could blaster us in the face or mind bullet to the back of the head or hold us hostage over probing our mind.

 besides the pacifist achievement is really "Batmans rules." achievement which is "Don't kill and strike fear into enemies." so far TQ-01 haven't murder any one yet and shouldn't though this doesn't say for horribly maiming someone to the point of wishing to die but letting them live.

[Robocorn]

So what's this gun do?
Is this a killy gun?





"Yeah, sorry, I'll just hang on to this,
Lectro-blasters are pretty complicated.
Here, if you see any scary people, beat them with this stale baguette."

You got the Stale Baguette

Crustiness +15

[Urist Mcinternetuser]

Use your teeth to measure it's staleness/deadliness.

[Robocorn]

Jebex, that has to be like +2 stale bread
It is completely inedible.
You could totally bludgeon someone into submission with this

[Stone Wera]

Just run. Run away. Deny ever being in the atrium, should Alpha find you. Keep the baguette, though.

[Roboboy33]

The magic baguette.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Our deadliness just went up considerably! Very little can withstand the power of expired baked goods!

The only problem is getting close enough to use it. Obviously, we need to camouflage ourselves!

Apply dirt and random foliage to self. Attempt to fade into the background.

_{(Okay, so I just want to see TQ-01 with a giant flower on his/her head. So sue me.  )}

[peglegpengeuin]

Couldn't he tell that we were making a trap out of the tree? Strategy, man! Though stale bread is a good fall-back weapon when the possibly-run-by-some-ammunition-or-limited-power-source gun runs out of whatever. Plus it doesn't kill - perfect for the Merciful Master achievement.

_{(Okay, so I just want to see TQ-01 with a giant flower on his/her head. So sue me.  )}

That would be funny. I want.

[Geen]

Knock delta out with ze baguette. Loot for the lectro baster.

[Nega]

Knock delta out with ze baguette. Loot for the lectro baster.

[Hitty40]

Proceed to bludgeon the guard in the head with the baguette until his head is crush in. Then name your new weapon Rocky for how lethal it is.

[Rumrusher]

Knock that idea out with ze baguette. Loot for the lecher baster.

Come on let's be professional and not take on a high level official who may have more training than his lacky.

and wear a large flower.

[Hitty40]

+200 to pussyness? Please. Violence is always the answer.