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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Rumrusher]

no, but while we are alpha can I spend 50 zemblaxs to mind blast Delta blu into another comic(*Cough*goblinraidone*Cough*)?

[QuakeIV]

Stammer incoherently about units and numbers in an attempt to convince him to forget about the whole unit thing.

[mrtspence]

Just made it to here. Gotta say, this has been 200+ pages of the most entertainment I've ever seen on a forum. Keep up the awesome work!

[Roboboy33]

Ask the fat guy what that explosion was. Its the only retarted logical thing to do.

[Rumrusher]

wait what fat guy?wait
aren't we playing as Alpha? you mean the janitor well, the scene should be
Characters: janitor, Alpha*, unknown person in the area,
Setting: in the hallway with tons of chems and bionades.
Motive: get back to your old seat of power.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Inform him that your name is TQ-19408605. Quickly and discretely examine your uniform for any sort of patch or something that might inform you of TQ-19408605's division. 

You might also want to mention that you're currently unarmed, and should probably head to the armory, so you'll be more help fighting off the invaders.  If he lets you leave, go find Leeanne!

[peglegpengeuin]

If only we still had our crown, we'd be able to log onto spekli-online with it to reassure ourself that we're still on the top of the leaderboard. Wait, when they removed us from the government... no, they couldn't have. That would be too low.

Oh wait, you want a suggestion? I forget what we're doing. Reminder please?

[Kestrel_6]

Inform him that your name is TQ-19408605. Quickly and discretely examine your uniform for any sort of patch or something that might inform you of TQ-19408605's division. 

You might also want to mention that you're currently unarmed, and should probably head to the armory, so you'll be more help fighting off the invaders.  If he lets you leave, go find Leeanne!

This

[Robocorn]

You're TQ-19408605 of division uh Alpha *mumble* Charlie *mumble*
three...four....twelvedy-two *mumble*...
You won't be of any help anyway you're unarmed.



"You know what, I don't even care what unit you're in.
You can be in whatever unit you want.
Just take this Lectro-blaster and come with me.
As dull as you are a second pair of eyes can't do any harm."

You get the Lectro-blaster.



The guy in the dress leads you closer to the point of the explosion.
Sour fog permeates the site.

You begin to wonder what you're doing here.
You think you were trying to meet with Alpha Rauthaz on the control deck....
which you needed to do to pilot the ship...
so Alpha Rauthaz would let you escape on it....
So TQ-02 would avoid being modified for his irresponsibility....
which you suppose you do because you care about him.
If Alpha Rauthaz caused the explosion you might be on your way to step one.

Do you know what caused this explosion impaled skulllEEAAUUGH?!

You hope TQ-02's still in one piece wherever he is.

Final projects are the bane of regular updates.

no, but while we are alpha can I spend 50 zemblaxs to mind blast Delta blu into another comic(*Cough*goblinraidone*Cough*)?

Sorry, that might be a little bit of a stretch.

[Kestrel_6]

Shoot the warlord, and head to the Control Deck

[Qloos]

Shoot the warlord, and head to the Control Deck

Lectro-blaster

I have done serious research into Robocorns fiendish future plans for this item.  Behold:
http://www.lectroengineering.com/
Obviously this weapon inserts plastic implants under the victims skin.  I suspect a nose lift will result upon our firing on the captain.

[Stone Wera]

Wait until you can see Alpha Rauthaz, then call out that you've captured an officer. This way she'll know it's us, and we'll seem half competent, too. Also don't forget to mention that you've won your first game of spekli, she'll be so proud!

[Rumrusher]

Wait until you can see Alpha Rauthaz, then call out that you've captured an officer. This way she'll know it's us, and we'll seem half competent, too. Also don't forget to mention that you've won your first game of spekli, she'll be so proud!

Uhh saying that would lead to a blaster to the face by either Alpha or Delta. Shoot he psychic also why would we endanger our selves even more. Wait TQ-01 just thought that out loud.
WELP so much for our cover, I guess if we find alpha Delta going to use TQ-01 as a meat shield knowing fully well alpha won't shoot the only person who would cooperate into flying the ship well maybe she is crazy.

[Stone Wera]

Wait until you can see Alpha Rauthaz, then call out that you've captured an officer. This way she'll know it's us, and we'll seem half competent, too. Also don't forget to mention that you've won your first game of spekli, she'll be so proud!

Uhh saying that would lead to a blaster to the face by either Alpha or Delta. Shoot he psychic also why would we endanger our selves even more. Wait TQ-01 just thought that out loud.
WELP so much for our cover, I guess if we find alpha Delta going to use TQ-01 as a meat shield knowing fully well alpha won't shoot the only person who would cooperate into flying the ship well maybe she is crazy.

I doubt he'd try anything, if he did it's either a laser in the back of the head or a mind bullet in the face. And like you said, Alpha wouldn't kill us over a game of spekli, we're too valuable. This will only lead to more wacky hijinks.

[Geen]

Ask him what this gun does. If it kills stuff, shoot him in the face.