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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Cerol Lenslens]

Let's face it: Our mutants are no X-Sectoids. They're not taking down any Sentinel droids, pirated or not. Not right now, anyways. Maybe later, when they've been trained in our holographic Peril Simulator Cubicle and turned into a cohesive team, but right now they're still just a scared crowd of spindly oh-so-fragile fleshbags.

We need to buy them that time. Go peacefully, and consider what terms you want to suggest for your surrender. Perhaps think about convincing the droids to turn the complex into a starship. How can they go a-pirating if there's no ship?

And if the droids reject this on the grounds that they won't go into space, well, you're on an island. Convince them to build boats and go out to sea. Once they're gone, go back to your plan of getting into space. In such a case, convince the mutants that the droid crackdown was 'The Man' coming down on them, and that if they don't help you get everyone into space they'll be sitting ducks for the next government-directed mutant-quashing.

[Armok]

> Act cool

[TolyK]

> Act cool

This.

[rarborman]

Calm down, stop all this stupid violence attempts and be begrudgingly taken to the cap'm...

Cap'm turn out to not be a droid but the Central Agent Process Manager for the island complex, locked away in a secure location, that has been ripped open by the droidspirates...
_{And have conveniently placed shutdown switch in plain view.}

[Stone Wera]

Your options are pretty limited. There might be hope yet, if you can manage to seduce the captain, but that's next to impossible. Although that's no reason not to try.

Yes! Attempt to seduce the most likely robotic captain.

Implying I didn't know the captain's a robot.

It's a robot, but it's a robot that thinks it's a pirate, and pirates love wenches. But like I said, it'll more than likely fail horribly. But an insane idea is better than no idea.

Cap'm turn out to not be a droid but the Central Agent Process Manager for the island complex, locked away in a secure location, that has been ripped open by the droidspirates...
_{And have conveniently placed shutdown switch in plain view.}

Unless this, but that's just plain silly.

[Robocorn]

You try to act cool in the face of this unprecedented and compromising position.
It works a little better after you light up a smokestick.
You're still a little on edge though.

"Oy, Butterfly Kisses, we ain't got all day for ye to be puffin' on that.
haul your squishy gray carcass with me to the cap'm"

You acquiesce.



The droid leads you down the hall past the mangled bodies of
your collaborators, some dead, others injured. The corridor fills with the
terrifying din of dozens of clanking droid legs mixed with the blood curdling
terror-shrieks of your unprepared revolutionary militia as they incur the wrath of the droids.
Occasionally you make out the electric bang of 00AEEF's plasma gun firing over
the crowd at the mechanized horde of buccaneers.
You scarcely manage to keep your cool throughout the turmoil unfolding around you.



The chaos is scarcely less in your twenty five minute walk to the lower core of tower 3.
The droids roam throughout every hall, pillaging dormitoria of the inhabiting mutants,
many of which are invalid and utterly incapable of resisting.
The mayhem is so senseless that you nearly suspect it of being a ruse to
horrify you. Even if it were it would do little to ease your nerves.
You maintain your resolve.

Eventually, at the lowest level of the central elevator, the droid presents to you a great vaulted door.



"Aye, Butterfly Kisses, 'ere's the cap'm's quarters.
Cap'm says he'll humour yer request for parley.
Ye shan't get another chance ye vile urchin.
Be on yer best behaviour."

The myriad locking mechanisms undo themselves as if of their own volition.

"And rememb'r, if ye try any funny stuff with the cap'm I'll be out 'ere to have ye dismember'd"



The vault is a dark room illuminated only by several sensor spheres, and a number of monitors.
a simple expressive face glows orange below the main screen, its imitation eyes aimed at you.
A considerably more organic sounding voice echoes from all corners of the vault, across the servers and
cables.

"Avast! TQ-03 from north sector 11295, resident for 436 MCPs on me island, and treacherous slavedriver
and brainwasher of droid and mutant alike. Come to do the right thing and negotiate your surrender in the ancient art of parley at long last?"

BOSS FIGHT NEGOTIATION!
And this time it's personal.

Man, I wish I was any good at writing.
This might turn out less disappointing.

[Roboboy33]

Arg matey! Perhaps ye and I can work as a team! Arg!
[/piratefail]

[Qloos]

"Our surrender is unconditional"
*pause to take a puff, (or two) of smoke stick*
"On the condition that you don't sink the ship we're both on."

[Armok]

"Our surrender is unconditional"
*pause to take a puff, (or two) of smoke stick*
"On the condition that you don't sink the ship we're both on."

This

[BunnyBob77]

Ask them if they would like to help you.  Tell them that once you overthrow the oppressive government, they'll be free to sail however many seas there are on this planet.  Also ask them if they could please stop killing our soldiers while we're in a parley.

[Siquo]

Okay. We're in the nerve center of all security on the island. All droids, although they act independently, listen to the commands issued from here.
THINK OF A PLAN!

[QuakeIV]

THINK OF A PLAN!

Anyhow;

As soon as the door closes shoot the fuck out of the entire room with a gun you totally had the entire time.

[rarborman]

Negotiate the cessation of hostilities, for the surrender of captive droids... and inquire as to lifting the blockade of the visu-screens... but never surrender, as your rebellion is for mutants against the oppressive government not the droids.

[Siquo]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

THINK OF A PLAN!

I'm metagaming. I'm telling you guys what to suggest

[Kadzar]

Your options are pretty limited. There might be hope yet, if you can manage to seduce the captain, but that's next to impossible. Although that's no reason not to try.

Yes! Attempt to seduce the most likely robotic captain.

I still stand by this idea.