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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Rexfelum]

Okay, I'll address Robocorn in a moment, but I started this post talking about plot suggestions.  I'm concerned that any comments I make are too late (no kidding, the update has already been drawn), but too many of these suggestions overlooked the fact that the hostage is going to be dead in a matter of seconds.  Or, more accurately, agonizingly crippled and doomed to death.  That droid is communicating about as plainly as it can, and what it's telling us is pain comes on swift feet.

When forward momentum fails, the only way out of a situation is sideways.  In this case, the only one I see is communicating with the attacking droid.  Heck, I dunno, maybe offering ourself up as a hostage instead.

Now, zemblax.

Ahhhhh, tasty zemblax.  Or, um, maybe zemblax is tasty.  Is zemblax tasty?  It apparently comes in a jar, and unfortunately I'm now thinking of ingesting moisturizing cream.  I would like to request a depiction of zemblax as a baked good or other less-unappetizing product.  Cookies, perhaps.  Croissants?

--Rexfelum

[Kadzar]

I don't have any zemblax, but I'd like you to draw a picture of zemblax as a form of currency. I will then use that zemblax to pay you for drawing the zemblax in the first place.

[Rexfelum]

. . . If that doesn't earn you some zemblax, it will at least create a lovely paradox.  Great job!

Now we have two people each requesting visual depictions of zemblax.  NEXT?

--Rexfelum

[TolyK]

Electrons.

[Geen]

I imagine them as something like paranoia's plasticreds.

[Robocorn]

Now, zemblax.

Ahhhhh, tasty zemblax.  Or, um, maybe zemblax is tasty.  Is zemblax tasty?  It apparently comes in a jar, and unfortunately I'm now thinking of ingesting moisturizing cream.  I would like to request a depiction of zemblax as a baked good or other less-unappetizing product.  Cookies, perhaps.  Croissants?

--Rexfelum

-50 Zemblax
Well, here's a bunch of drawings of zemblax-like foods the only really consistent thing abut them is they have a weird green color.
I did cookies and stuff, a croissant was too hard to draw wit the mouse.
I've always thought of it as a jar kind of abstraction though.

I don't have any zemblax, but I'd like you to draw a picture of zemblax as a form of currency. I will then use that zemblax to pay you for drawing the zemblax in the first place.

This is a picture of zemblax as a form of currency.
I'll award you this one and one third zemblax for your weird paradoxical request.
You can just keep it, really.

Any relevant requests or questions?

[USEC_OFFICER]

I've always thought of it as a jar kind of abstraction though.

I thought that the jar was just a holder for the zemblax, like those ones that you see marked DONATIONS or NEED MONEY or SWEAR JAR. Stuff like that.

[Armok]

I request a drawing of the set of all sets that do not contain themselves.

[Rumrusher]

I'm contempt at having robocorn poor Zemblax on his head or
picture of TQ-04 as Magneto,  SC-412 as Chris and 00EEFF repainted in sentinel colors, facing off
TQ-02 dress up as Spencer, Leeyanna as Shuma and alpha Strider.
aka draw the cast as Ultimate Marvel vs capcom 3.

[Geen]

I request a freakin' update.

[Orb]

Whelp, I drew up the update, but it would appear that the library is closed during the weekend and I cannot scan it.

Unless you can magically make the library open Geen, or provide Robocorn a scanner by tonight, you'll have to wait.

[Rexfelum]

I have 2450 zemblax.
Roboboy33 has 1000 zemblax.
Andux has 2500 zemblax.
Iituem has 2000 zemblax.
Kadzar has 1 1/3 zemblax.

People making requests who do not currently have zemblax are advised to latch on like a lamprey and drain zemblax from other forum members who do.

And I request an anti-forum-member-lamprey-style-latching shield.

--Rexfelum

[Hitty40]

Attach to Rexfelum before he gets a anti-forum-member-lamprey-style-latching shield.

[Geen]

Start leeching of Rexfelum like a metroid.
EDIT: DO NOT WORRY, MECHANICAL HORNED QUADRUPED, CTHULHU WILL EXTRACT VENGEANCE FROM THESE BOOK-FOLK.

[BunnyBob77]

Ive got 300, so draw TQ-1 riding a robotic unicorn.