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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Kadzar]

Y'know, we could just shoot him...

That's just what he'll be expecting us to do. Let's go with Vactor's plan of pretending to be psychic. It's so counter-intuitive it has to work.

[TolyK]

I looked at that flashing for 2 minutes.
 
...
anyways tell him paradoxically that he just got a 110% FETUS-approved

bullshitting skills

and that he's the new

SPACE Information Minister.

[Rumrusher]

Pretend that he manipulating your body using his mind by standing on your head and spaz out. Clearly the mob would sympathize with the one who was brain probed then made to look like the strawman through out the debate. Worst is that he goes and tries to mimic or prove you wrong. Then start crying these are mutant TQ's they feel compassion for those in tears.

[Siquo]

Clearly, we have found the next IraqiSPACE Information Minister.

Yes... Yeesssss! Offer him yogurt and a job.

[Geen]

Change of plan, don't make his head asplode with bullshit, hire him.

[Armok]

> Go full timecube on hime. Eyearms galore.

[Geen]

DAMMIT! UPDATE! NOW! I'M GOIN' CRAZY!

[Nega]

Quick, get the restraining kit, he's gone Stark Raving Mad!

[peglegpengeuin]

Tell him that the cabal behind the cabal is in fact a multi-dimensional phenomenon created inadvertently by the angels of Shabalash whose limbless overlord trapped himself in a mountain of tear salt, and that reality itself depends on a robotic unicorn god and we're her avatar.

[Geen]

wow. meta. I like it...

[Roboboy33]

roboboy33 has gone stark raving update!

[Cerol Lenslens]

Point out that he is obviously using his psychic powers to come up with the perfect and most convincing rebuttal to your arguments! Every counter-argument he makes and possibly could make is therefore clear proof that he's a plant by the psychic overlords to prevent a leader from arising amongst the mutants!

Should he come up with a counterargument, point it out as demonstrating your previous point by its very existence.

If he keeps trying, use the ultimate debate-winning tactic: Open and close your fingers like a sock puppet while imitating his speech in a high-pitched voice.

[Robocorn]

You're tired of this charade.
Clearly nothing can convince him you're not a psychic.
You note that by noting that he will comment on your "psychic powers",
he will use your notation as evidence of your psychic powers,
in fact, he will note the notation of the notation as proof that you're a "psychic"
and in fact, note the notation thereof of further evidence that you used your "psychic powers" to read his mind.
You note thusly that any preemptive note of "psychic powers" will be used as proof of "psychic powers"
Also that last note of proof of "psychic powers" will be considered evidence of psychic powers.
Also that last note of a note of evidence of "psychic powers" will be considered proof of "psychic powers"
and that any note of a note of a note of proof of "psychic powers" will be considered evidence of of "psychic powers"
et cetera...



The tall Sectoid seems broken, he keeps muttering about psychic powers to himself.



You talk to the crowd now.
You explain that that guy was totally crazy and that there's no such things as psychic overlords and
evil alien cabals and extradimensional space-beasts.
That guy was a lunatic.

Leave him to his insanity and come with you for yogurt.



You win over the crowd.
You head back towards your dormitorium with an indeterminate number of mutants in tow.

You hope TS-419 got everything squared away.


You got the nickel medal of leadership!

DAMMIT! UPDATE! NOW! I'M GOIN' CRAZY!

Yeah, that's the weird thing about the progression of the adventure.
While the art has been improving, my time tends to get worse by each leap.
First panel took me 30 seconds.
Latest panel must have taken me an hour at least.
I won't let art get in the way of regular updates.
(Though according to the mission statement, it is ostensibly the primary purpose of the game.)

[Roboboy33]

That tough guy don look so sure, Eh?

[Roboboy33]

after we get back to our dorm and have finished our yogurt we should make spider-sectoid and hulk-sectoid and any other super-sectoids into a special ops group.