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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Hitty40]

Mention everyone traveling to outer space soon where robots cannot go

Tell the tall, lanky Sectoid that you have yogurt, and it can cure everyone's mutation.

NO! Don't lie they will destroy us

Walk up to the tall, lanky Sectoid, bring him down to his knees and chew him out.

[Roboboy33]

start a yogurt fight. yogurt always wins

[Geen]

Say he's a secret agent for the anti mutant oppressors, the rock-and-fetus bands.

[Rumrusher]

Mention everyone traveling to outer space soon where robots cannot go

Tell the tall, lanky Sectoid that you have yogurt, and it can cure everyone's mutation.

NO! Don't lie they will destroy us

This is also immoral given some mutants also like their mutations and will rally against you.
Tell them you have yogurt is good enough
Wait a minute is that sectoid the result of a Litheu feather falling into a clone vat?

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[Stone Wera]

Say he's a secret agent for the anti mutant oppressors, the rock-and-fetus bands.

[Rumrusher]

Say he's a secret agent for the anti mutant oppressors, the rock-and-fetus bands.

who the litheu + sectoid love child or the one who made the song to begin with?

[Cerol Lenslens]

Come up with an even more preposterous conspiracy theory to persuade the masses.

Something about a secret shadow government of psychics trying to keep the mutants down (possibly using fetus-rock earworms to pacify them) to prevent them from acquiring superpowers that could threaten the psychics' monopoly of pure power. Of course, nobody sane would believe that, but these guys are clearly out of touch with reality.

And to get our mutants to angrily march on the centers of government, we should tell them that this mysterious group of shadowy sectoids are weak from some sort of coup, and the time to retaliate is now! S.P.A.C.E. needs to go on some sort of voyage or something! While wearing those symbols we painted on! This'd make a great propaganda story. We'll call it 'Mutant Uprising, Daubed-Symbol Quest'! (MUDSQ for short.)

[Urist Mcinternetuser]

I just finished reading through this. Now begins the daunting task of having to wait for updates.
shivers

[Nega]

I just finished reading through this. Now begins the daunting task of having to wait for updates.
shivers

It's all fun and games until you reach the latest update.

[Robocorn]

You counter with equal nonsense.
You claim it is he who is attempting to counter your aide by sowing doubt in order
to further torture the mutant populace with the song he collaborated to produce.
You accuse him of being in cahoots with a shadowy cabal of psychics that secretly
run the Gabronian Empire and seek to keep the mutants down and prevent them from challenging
the psychic overlords with equalivalent superpowers.

Your conjecture lacks so much credibility that your incredibility meter fills to match his. You are on equal footing on the battlefield of insane lies, but now the ball is in his court.



He begins by taking offense with your insinuation that he collaborated to produce the fetus music.
He claims he only listens to obscure MIDI-tin artists that you probably have never heard of.
He was enjoying a new demo by an obscure artist when his vizu-screen went green.

He notes that you seem to know a lot about the secret evil cabal for a civilian.
A little too much. You could easily be a member yourself in a poor disguise.
Those few scant eye hairs fool no one. You are no mutant, but a psychic in disguise
here to begin a murdering spree with your mind powers.

That was so stupid, his incredibility meter jumps almost twice the length.
He is clearly a master of vapid conspiracy theories.

[Insert political commentary/flamebait here]

I just finished reading through this. Now begins the daunting task of having to wait for updates.
shivers

Come on, it can't be that bad. I update almost every day.
You can be disappointed on a daily basis.

I never get tired of spamming For all Tin into irrelevant parts of the story. It connects all the stray threads together like a big sticky noodle of terribleness.
I swear, if For all Tin actually gets 500 views I'll write a real song with actual instruments and not terrible production.

[NoahTophatz]

Challenge him about naming the artists name

[TolyK]

Challenge him about naming the artists name

...
this.

[Rumrusher]

He a hipster there you win. throw some deep rimmed glasses on him. It's so completely stupid you win.

[Siquo]

Oh yeah, time to get populist fact-free ad hom on his ass. He's tall and listens to eclectic shit, put in him in the "arrogant ivory tower" category, that he feels better than the rest here. You are, after all, just one of them, saying what they've all been thinking. Also, yogurt.

[Armok]

> use the same psychological skills that let you make catchy music to make a catchy conspiracy meme.