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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Ochita]

Then again, they have no reason not to..

I think that really, its our own choice to call it a he/she/it/ze

[Armok]

they have the reason of extra anatomy being bulky, and statistical improbability of random anatomy corresponding to human associations.

[jetex1911]

Wait... it turns out that Cupcake is taking over the Alien's mind! You have just created a powerful friend! Yay!

[Geen]

Inside of robocupcake...
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Microsoft RoboCupcake 2011
Initializing...
Opening program kill_alien...

[peglegpengeuin]

Relax, guys. Cupcake's coming out, one way or another.

[Iituem]

Use the mini-shotgun that's hidden in TQ's arm and blow that son of a bitche's face off.

Or, you know, the commando's blaster.  That didn't stop being a thing that exists or anything.

[Rumrusher]

Aren't litheu's nonexistent on the radar of the ship crew even if this one murder one guard and grab access to the ship weapons supply would just mean there a small case of death roaming around and every one just being a little observant. besides the time TQ-02 was knock out and the time he was building his arm could have lead to alpha resting using psi to teleport into the armory stealth kill any additional guards inside and loot the place, I bet she also left a poison bomb in there to be trigger when the door is open for stopping any unarmed folks from trying to equip.
Here me out what if way back in the first appearance the litheu stop and saw a warning about unsual rise in temperature which is a result of either a explosion or a room being pump with fumes,
figures some one else is going to suicide bomb the entire ship and goes Jane McClane and crawl through the vent the lost of the arm was from horribly piss off McClane in the middle of a crisis.
So after quietly murdering the guard Cou McClane trys to make a deal with the stupid side kick because the ship going to be pumped with toxic fumes and every one but alpha going to die.
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Well never mind looks like we traded cupcake for a emotional "pimple on the back of the ship." hopefully with irresponsibility and brush off threat these two can take over the ship.
Fast friends indeed.

Are any of the aliens in this game not androgynous?

TQ-03 she had that eyelash thing that sent her to mutant island. I guess her and alpha but some people usually know that or keep up with the wordings.
oh and
Make another muffin as sign of friendship.Fast Friends

[Andux]

Go go gadget Heimlich maneuver! We can rescue our muffiny friend and finally get on the alien's good side by saving it from choking.
Or just piss it off more with our unwarranted assumptions about its biology; whichever.

[Ricky]

> We must quickly create new cupcakes with our Vizu-Arm. Sir Jonathon might like them!

[Rumrusher]

Any one pictured Zatanna more so than a gentlemen when the top hat landed on Cou's head?

Wait Cou has a love of muffins could this be TQ-02 Soul mate?

^{_{crazy if this is true.}}
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Sectoid space ships/stations are constantly clean there no way foreign germs could pick up or grow in their Bacteriophobia life styles, that and the alien would more likely infect TQ-02 given it's an unknown intruder though it is a litheu so the diseases it carries must not even be worth caring about next to the biological warfare alpha doing behind the scenes.

[Stone Wera]

Cupcake's been crawling along the ground with his stubby little robot appendages this whole time, covering himself in a plethora of germs foreign to the chameleon bastard's body. Our furry friend isn't long for this world, buy yourself time until it inevitably keels over/kicks the bucket/croaks.

[Rumrusher]

Cupcake's mechanical parts gets hock out hitting TQ-02 in the face causing him to black out in the last TQ-02 sees before the blackout is a concern Litheu. We jump over where we left off with TQ-01.

[Rexfelum]

I have questions:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

. . .

What is flying off of that thing's head?  Feathers?  Scales?  Petals?  Gummy snack slices?

Good thing the commando is dead.  'Cause, man!  You're slayin' 'em!

500 Zemblax for pun

And are Zemblax good or bad?

--Rexfelum

[Robocorn]

The beast callously swallows Cupcake whole.
You are helpless to stop it as it slithers down
the litheu's throat.



Noo! Cupcake!
This will not be tolerated!
Vengeance will be yours!



The litheu begins flashing and behaving erratically.
Serves it right to eat Cupcake.
Makes you glad you didn't eat it.



In it's altered state it seems to have lost some coordination.
It drops you to the floor.
Your revenge is at hand.



You see it. The Tix.
When you get it you'll fill the monster with so many holes that
cupcake will be able to jump out.
You just need to get over there before it notices.



You try to get to the..
Ack!
The litheu has lost balance and is falling towards you.
You've got to get awa-!



The litheu falls on you.
The impact of a creature with three times your mass falling on you
renders you unconscious. As if you would be able to do anything
if you were.

You are TQ-01



An hour ago, you woke from your sleep tube ready to be a pilot.
half an hour ago you saved your friend from being reformatted by a droid.
about five minutes ago you snuck onto a  ship in an attempt to avoid being murdered by a psychic.
You've been beating this security guard senseless for maybe forty seconds.
(Serves him right for trying to beat you with northern Dressilz style)
You have a feeling that this is going to be a long MCP.

It would be nice if this guard would just give up.

You know when you spend an disproportionately long amount of time on something and you turn out to not like it but you've spent too much time on it to give up? That's how I feel about that gif.

I have questions:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

. . .

What is flying off of that thing's head?  Feathers?  Scales?  Petals?  Gummy snack slices?

Good thing the commando is dead.  'Cause, man!  You're slayin' 'em!

500 Zemblax for pun

And are Zemblax good or bad?

--Rexfelum

A. Feathers, but TQ-02 wouldn't identify them as such because there are no feathered organisms on any of the GAbronian colonized systems and he's not a xenobiologist.

B. Zemblax are what I give people when they recognize my smartassery, We could create a complex metagame about them, or they could be a one off joke. I don't really care either way.

[peglegpengeuin]

How much zemblax for a new character slot?