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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Geen]

If you will excuse me, I'm off to blow my ears off. Goodbye.

[Darvi]

Bit too ear-ly for that I'm afraid.

Now excuse me, I must go ask Sheb if I can use his personal text.

[Geen]

I think I'm going insane faster than I would from C'thulu.

[Rumrusher]

hopefully the arm you made is detachable and quickly remove it to show it's back scratching purposes.
I new we should have added a cloaking device first before making the arm for this occasion.

Hopefully that arm shoots out healing and you can be Sectoid jesus.

[Geen]

NO! Not a heathen sectoid-Jesus, a godly sectoid-C'thulu!
BECOME TQ-C'thulu!

[peglegpengeuin]

Cloaking devices are no good. Sectoids have natural infrared vision. If they see us vanish, they're sure to activate it.

[Geen]

DAMMIT ROBOCORN UPDATE! BECAUSE I FEEL F***ING IMPATIENT!

[magmaholic]

DAMMIT ROBOCORN UPDATE! BECAUSE I FEEL F***ING IMPATIENT!

SAVE US PURPLEATOMICMONKEYSOFDOOM!!!!!!!
Robocorn is not a machine.
HE IS A PLANT-CYBORG DAMMIT!
like GLaDOS in a potato.

[Rumrusher]

okay first dismantle the arm from your socket and toss it into the trash.
second remote control the arm (using the chip you implanted into the shoulder) and cloak it their second vision can't pick up that arm due to it doesn't give out heat. once they stop looking at you control the arm to hack the ship computers.
in means of faking a high official command to releasing your self.


if any of this doesn't work then

pray the lithea secretly loves you(have a thing for one organic arm men) and breaks you free out of this mess.
or
Pray TQ-01 talk himself into running the ship.
or
roll up into a ball and sob over the sudden peer pressure and fear of losing an arm again.

also isn't robocorn a robot unicorn? so I guess a plant cyborg unicorn

[magmaholic]

Er,i meant corn,as.....
corn,yes.
not unicorn.

[peglegpengeuin]

Anyway, none of this will work. We should just ask them what we did wrong.

[magmaholic]

Anyway, none of this will work. We should just ask them what we did wrong.

yup
no meaningless violence.

[Geen]

What?
NO UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE?!
BUT...
THIS IS BAY12!

[Rumrusher]

no we are in the MEDICAL BAY which is BAY 13 BAY 12 is the Armory

[Roboboy33]

I NEED UPDAAAATEEE!!!