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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[QuakeIV]

Muffinchinegun!

[Yoink]

Nonono, make a bigger muffin. And fire it from a muffinzooka.
Seriously, I think I need to read the rest of this thread, this is awesome!

[Cerol Lenslens]

Muffinchinegun!

We need to see if he'll change color each time he gets bonked! For SCIENCE!

[Stone Wera]

With any luck we'll be able to fire the muffins rapidly enough to display all colors of the color spectrum on his body at once.

[peglegpengeuin]

Shoot muffin at self so it doesn't feel alone in being hit in the face by a muffin. Then show it how one eats a face muffin.

[Armok]

> Ship systems: automatically switch to less highteach temperature management to prevent catastrophic overheating

> Giganormus radiator fins: shot out and destroy lots of valuable stuff in a complete disaster.

[Robocorn]

It's color seems pretty consistent through all these muffins.
Some sort of dark gray. Maybe it just needs more muffins.



Hey' it's coming over here.
The alien doesn't have the same smile as before.
It seems kind of intimidating actually.
Maybe it just needs some instruction.



You gesture to the delicious muffin.
You do your best pantomime of delicious.
It is not a very good pantomime.



You proceed to demonstrate the proper use of a muffin.
You cram the whole thing into your mouth.
You make your best efforts to nonverbally emphasize it's taste.
Even if it is kind of stale.



You present the alien with a fresh muffin to try it on its own.



TQ-02 is hit with the Tungsten Carbide Sabre in the Upper Right Arm
TQ-02's Upper Right Arm is Severed.
The Severed body part sails away in a bloody arc



Then the alien kicks you into a wall.
Then it walks back to that vent,
Leaving you behind.



You can't feel your right arm. You're losing a lot of blood.
The blood won't stop, you don't know what to do.
You don't know anything about medicine.
You're going to have to do something fast.
Boy is it getting cold?
Really cold...

Severing limbs is the best part of being a game master.

[Taricus]

Cauterize wound with a muffin.

[TolyK]

RUN LIKE HELL.
While

Cauterize wound with a muffin.

[QuakeIV]

Well, looks like we lost #2.

Dramatic bleedout scene while 02 (its tq-02 here right?) fruitlessly attempts to halt the bleeding and finally falls unconcious.

Then be TQ-01.

[Geen]

Activate the total Muffinationator, creating a new arm out of muffins.
EDIT: OR, activate self-destruct system, blowing both you and the alien all the way to hell.
EDIT2: OR, cry for help and apologize to the alien, and offer to help it.


Holy S***, we actually payed for our actions. See ya in hell, TQ-02. If you die, that is.
Methinks this calls for more muffins.

[Taricus]

WE SHALL NOT LOSE THE GOD OF BAKED GOODS!

[Geen]

^agreed

[Rumrusher]

wow come back and see TQ-02 screwed the only way he could survive is if
A) The suit auto repairs, and gives him a robotic arm
B) Some sectoid/Klaxon performs medical care.
C) Tearmok heals his arm.
D) or muffins gives +1 in health and TQ-02 should continue to eat
E) Muffins soak in his blood acts like stem cells and start regrowing his arm back.

god dang it we have a mood swinging alien who probably going to die in the vent if Alpha gets her way.
just to be clear is
so red happy,
ochre confused (worry?)
green shock,
black flipping PISSED OFFannoyed "WHY DID YOU THROW that muffin into my face god It's in my eyes you bastard"?

The Muffins have enter the Klaxon's blood stream(through the eyes) causing the emotional levels to shift to a whitish red. TQ-02 blacks out from blood lost in a dramatic fashion.

[Geen]

MUFFINS FOR THE MUFFIN GOD!  MORE MUFFINS FOR MUFFMOK!