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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Rumrusher]

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only alpha and her royal blood could play an ocarina with one hand.

Alpha play the Song of Med room on the Ocarina to warp your self to the med bay.

[Robocorn]

"Hey Meat, does anyone really care about you?
Does anyone like you enough to take a blaster bolt for you?
Are you loved Meat?"

This is incredibly creepy
Your meatshield seems too frightened to respond.



You suppose if nobody cares about him anyway you might as well not.
You hurl him in front of the cleaning wheelie or whatever that thing is called.



The meatshielfd lands with a snap,
Damn, it looks like you've broken his neck.
Guess you'll need another one.

The janitorial engineer immediately surrenders.
you think you recognize this one.
TP-40...3... there are a lot of numbers, but you're sure this is the same one.
She does seem to be in the perfect position to become your new hostage.

You can think of a few ways to make use of this.



You and your hostage clean up the hall and close the door.
It will be forever until anyone realizes that those guards are dead.
By that point it won't matter about the room of corpses.

[TherosPherae]

Drive like the wind towards the medbay.

[Rexfelum]

No, any medical facilities will have an undefined number of Sectoids in them.  Evidence suggests we can only efficiently take on one Sectoid at a time, and we have to get seriously creative to handle more than one without any Psy points.  Thus, minimize encounters.

Our residence will not have so many Sectoids.  In fact, because of the absurd security measures we (obviously) put in, it should have none, not even the requisite gloating usurper drinking our wine and scratching up our pool table.  Thus, go to residence.

Unless a perusal of the mental map reveals other features of these two alternative routes (med bay versus residence) that bias the other way around.  I still can't see the thing over here, but it sure didn't have medical facilities at the time it was posted.

--Rexfelum

[TolyK]

^ agreed 110%

[Siquo]

Nothing of the sort, we need to cut at the head. To the bridge!

[Rexfelum]

Partly adding a comment I forgot, partly rescuing this from page 3.

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Dang, nice one.  What exactly was used to cover up the rightmost Sectoid's head injury?  Masking tape?

--Rexfelum

P.S.: According to that same post I keep linking and keeps not displaying its images for me, it's the flight deck and not the bridge.  And I would rather have some Psy points before getting to the flight deck.  And our residence is basically on the way to the flight deck, so Psiotonin injections at the residence it shall be.  Though it would be nice if this could be faster.  Where are those System Shock 2 Value-Rep machines when you really need hypos??

[Robocorn]

So, you're off in the direction of the main service elevator for this sector
Which, hopefully will give you more access to the other parts of the ship, such as your horde
and living space, and the flight deck for the starship.

But first you have to get there.

Glox is this wheelie thing ever slow, even when it isn't cleaning.
You could probably walk faster but that might affect your stealth.
TP-40somethingorother better not be protesting by a reduction of your speed.
You ask the janitor if she knows you can kill her right now.
"Wouldn't even hesitate.
At this range nearly 100% lethal.
One shot.
Just one.
Hear that TP-somethingface?
You tubespawned pile of biowaste.
You could show some urgency
you might not live to see your next MCP
How about some terror?
fear?
Alertness?
You saw what happened to the others.
You think you could speed this up
Before I blow your brains onto the ceiling
I'm only threatening your life
You don't have to do it.
Just saying."
The janitor remains silent.
"You're really no fun TP-*mumble*"
You just hang tight for a while and plot your next move.

So, like most Wednesdays I was busy a lot. So I reward you all by stalling a bunch.
Though I did replace that inexplicably broken map image, maybe that will have an affect on the destination that you wind up going to.

[Rumrusher]

pull a space station 13 and call this a revolution flash the janitor

[Stone Wera]

We can assume TP is a mute. We'll communicate in Morse Code with blinks and winks, blinks being dots, and winks being dashes.

[QuakeIV]

Mutes can still understand whats being said on average.

If she doesen't speed up she is of so use.  Blow her brains out and advance on foot.

[noah22223]

Convert the Janitorial Worker.
make her your 2nd in command.

[Rumrusher]

Convert the Janitorial Worker.
make her your 2nd in command.

This, any one who has a snazzy head band should be spared of having their brains blown out.

[Meanmelter]

I just read so many pages. I have one thing to say.

When we first saw 666, this was me.

>Get off the janitor thingy, just keep walking.

[Geen]

Blow head off, take the wheel.