Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

0 (0%)

WWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYY

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Robocorn]

You flee at the maximum possible speed that your legs can carry you.



You know of a relatively nearby droid depot where the security droids dwell.
You're sure you can put enough distance between yourself and the horror
to afford you enough time to enlist the droids' help.



Exhausted, you and ZC-04 arrive at the depot, there are few signs indicating
the yogurty horror is in pursuit. Surely the droids' strength and lack of mercy
will aid them in the swift annihilation of the creature.



You plead to them for assitance in exterminating TQ-42 who has become
a disturbing and dangerous abomination and violated many laws to do so.



The droid places its cold steel pincers on your shoulders gingerly.

"Tee-Kyu-Zero-For I encourage you to relax.
We will see to it that your problems are resolved shortly.
Your safety is in good claws now."

This is somewhat reassuring.

"Your cooperation is appreciated,
responsibility modification will be scheduled shortly."



Wait, what?!

"You shouldn't struggle Tee-Kyu-Zero-For.
your kind wear out as all do and occasionally require a hard reboot.
You will be far less likely to assault and tell flagrant lies about your co-workers
as TQ-42 warned us you were going to several minutes ago."

No, No No.

"You should be thankful that you had a friend so concerned with your well being as to
proscribe this for you."



"You'll be glad it happened when it's through.
Your old mind was broken, your new one will be better"

No, you have to find some way out of this.
You Have to.

You are now TQ-666



Crying for ages
Tee Kyu six six six remains
Beneath his own tears

Most depressing cliff hanger ever? I'll always think of Impact sans as an evil font.

[Andux]

We still need to give ZC-04 her official job assignment. I suggest droid repair technician; maybe she can shut them down for routine maintainence.

[Siquo]

Your cliffhangers are great. "Either torn asunder by an eldritch abomination or about to be lobotomised by a droid" counts as quite the cliffhanger.

Andux, we're no longer TQ-04. We're now Tearmok (aka TQ-666, aka Hai-Kyu-six-six-six).


> Open your eyes.

[Cerol Lenslens]

We still need to give ZC-04 her official job assignment. I suggest droid repair technician; maybe she can shut them down for routine maintainence.

This, when we get back to TQ-04.

As for TQ-666, since you had to crawl like an inchworm before, it seems only fitting that you Hatch from thy sodium chrysalis as a new sectoid!

[Armok]

[SONG]
Six six six you gotta stand up tall,
learn you face your fears!
You'll see that they can't hurt you
just laugh to make them disapeeeeeaaar!!!

HA HA HA!

Sooooo, smile at the salty
thehehe at the tentacles
entertainment at the eldrich
beam at the bizare

And tell that big dumb scary pile to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... HAHAHAHA...heh...

LAAAAAUGH!
[/SONG]

[Hubris Incalculable]

Tee Queue Triple Six
No longer caterpillar
Sprout your wings and fly

[Siquo]

Open your eyes, open your mind
proud like a god don't pretend to be blind
trapped in yourself, break out instead
beat the machine that works in your head

[Rumrusher]

Open your eyes to watch the latest MLE:SiM "My Little Elves: Salt is Magic".
oh and yeah teleport TQ-04 and ZC-04 to your realm.

[rarborman]

Snap out of it, you sniveling freak.

[Rexfelum]

Wow, TQ-666 seems to inspire people to song.  Or cynicism.

Anyway, become aware of noises within the salt, such as those that may have been generated by a dreaming visitor.

--Rexfelum

[Andux]

All that crying has left you dehydrated; try to manifest a refreshing beverage -- something with electrolytes. You'll want a big cup, with a bendy straw.

And then this:

become aware of noises within the salt, such as those that may have been generated by a dreaming visitor

[AntiAntiMatter]

Free yourself from your crystalline prison. Take control of this world.

[Vactor]

Interesting to note that sectoid's fastest speed is apparently achieved via power-walking.

[Siquo]

Interesting to note that sectoid's fastest speed is apparently achieved via power-walking.

They evolved beyond running.

[QuakeIV]

All that crying has left you dehydrated; try to manifest a refreshing beverage -- something with electrolytes. You'll want a big cup, with a bendy straw.

And then this:

become aware of noises within the salt, such as those that may have been generated by a dreaming visitor

This sounds like a good idea, best way to get things moving yet.