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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Stone Wera]

Kick the syringe from his hand. Snatch the gorlax doll from his hands, in case he has anything up his sleeve.

[Rexfelum]

The syringe animation is freaky.  Also, the revelation that the gorlax species is somehow responsible for yogurt is freaky.  Altogether, this story is getting sufficiently freaky.

Unfortunately, it is not obvious if TQ-42 intends to inject himself or ZC-04.  What's more clear is that some form of surprise assault will befall TQ-04 if he interferes.  Scan the ceiling, floor, and nearby suspicious surfaces for remaining traps.  Then interfere.

--Rexfelum

[AntiAntiMatter]

Check for further traps, then disarm and incapacitate TQ-42.

[Rumrusher]

he was playing with his Gorlax doll... wait he poke a hole in his gorlax doll Man he must be that into Aliens.

Check for further traps, then disarm and Decapitate TQ-42.

[Heliman]

This is just me thinking to myself, but it would probably be better to spoiler fan stuff with images like this so we don't get confused between the fan stuff and the actual stuff robo corn makes, It's hell for someone who reads through all of this in one go.

[Rumrusher]

Okay, now that you've had all those mental images, you can no longer take TQ-42 serious anymore. Laugh at everything he sais.

Spoiler: Let us dance! (click to show/hide)

[Robocorn]

You try with all your might to budge the cage.
It refuses to yield. Decades of working in a relativelyn
on athletic position have left you far too weak to properly
move the box.



TQ-42 menaces you with his syringe.
He seems to forget that he too is a weak spawn farmer.



You grab his syringe hand an tackle him to the ground.
He may be an even match but you're determination givesyo
u the upper hand.



You force the needle to his throat.
He winces as the yogurt is injected into his blood stream.
He ceases his struggle and goes limp soon after.
He'll probably be poisoned and die from the contamination.



Suddenly you see his muscles contract at once and the
veins in his face engorge with blood. He lets out a sound
part way between a gasp and a shriek and
begins to convulse violently.

what do you do?

I was originally going to make it a gif but it looked awful and was more comical than gruesome I'll slap it under a spoiler for all Rumrusher to enjoy.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Darvi]

NIGHTMARE FUEL AHOI!

[noah22223]

NIGHTMARE FUEL AHOI!

[Heliman]

He's gonna blow! Use the box as cover, fluid looks like it's about to spray.

[Armok]

> RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

[Andux]

He's gonna blow! Use the box as cover, fluid looks like it's about to spray.

That, or he's about to turn into some sort of extradimensional freakazoid, in which case we should quickly coordinate with ZC-04 to flip the box, perhaps using the air-holes for leverage; you can't deal with a hostile yoggurth on your own.

[Rexfelum]

yoggurth

That is horrifying.  And appropriate.  Horrifyingly appropriate.

Yes, coordinate with ZC-04 to flip the box.  ZC-04 probably has a high "Leverage" statistic.  (The statistic seems to be called Leverage, not Strength.)  If need be, use yourself as a fulcrum by crouching at the side of the box, and allow ZC-04 to tip it against you, long enough for her to crawl out from under it.  (That would prevent it from just sliding along the ground, you see.)

--Rexfelum

[QuakeIV]

Stomp on his neck and take cover when that fails to kill him!

[Rexfelum]

Also, I updated my guide thingy.  I wouldn't call that particularly noteworthy at this time, except that by my count we are up to 965 images (including repeat images and the destruction of massive regions of the world in the name of yogurt) in the story.  The epic 1000th image whatsit looms on the horizon, however the measure.  That's when we get an FMV, right?

--Rexfelum