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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Vactor]

be impressed by the mutant's sectoid's obviously exposed genitals

[Rumrusher]

great that punch to the head knock something loose in TQ-42 fragile mind now he thinks he a Young lass from Three's company doing a imitation of a mad scientist. Great he's wesker I thought we would avoid getting Wesker but now I have to shop sunglass trenchcoats and quotes on the Sectoid now hope you all happy.


COMPLETE GLOBAL SECTOIDATION

[Heliman]

Spoiler: Not so fast, Mr. Powers. (click to show/hide)

[Rumrusher]

Spoiler: How about it undying man? Care to die too? (click to show/hide)

[Hubris Incalculable]

Spoiler: How about it undying man? Care to die too? (click to show/hide)

AHH HAIRY MUTANT!

edit: I mean.. good job.

[Heliman]

AHH HAIRY MUTANT!

Why...

Spoiler: Why so serious? (click to show/hide)

[Rexfelum]

Hey everybody, I had a stupid idea and now it's canon.

You're crazy.

Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, ask TQ-42 whether the plan involves any consumption of yogurt.  Either way, encourage TQ-42 to have some first.  Subtly encourage the consumption of more and more until TQ-42 passes out.

Then, discover that ZC-04 has been consuming extra yogurt behind your back.  Discover also that ZC-04 is super-sensitive to the substance, and has likewise passed out.

As such, unintentionally bring about all the necessary conditions for the trans-ethereal communion.

Fade to black.

--Rexfelum

[Rumrusher]

Could we go into

Spoiler: overtime? (click to show/hide)

[Siquo]

Okay, now that you've had all those mental images, you can no longer take TQ-42 serious anymore. Laugh at everything he sais.

[TolyK]

Okay, now that you've had all those mental images, you can no longer take TQ-42 serious anymore. Laugh at everything he sais.

dis eezz wut vi shud du!

[QuakeIV]

Holy shit, guys.

[Robocorn]

TQ-42's theatrics are laughable.
It's hard to continue perceiving him as a threat.
Nonetheless you point him out to ZC-04



ZC-04 leaps into action.
Action citizen's arrest!



The door slams and a cage quickly falls from the ceiling imprisoning ZC-04.
Shouldn't you have seen this thing? Where was the trigger?
TQ-42 is certainly a wily one.



TQ-42 rises and says that he knew you weren't really going to help him.
He'd expected you'd have returned with a droid. He is however pleased
with the current outcome much more than with his imagined one.

He recounts that when you struck him in the face (the second time)
he had an idea regarding the biological media required to maintain the
eldrich radiation. He was suddenly reminded of the great and majestic gorlax,
the source of the ambrosia that keeps sectoid kind running.  Yogurt.
He muses as to whether a Sectoid could be exposed to sufficient radiation
through this medium. He wishes he could show you the world he's seen.



But he only made one batch.
And for now on it will be just desserts for you.

was that a bad enough pun? I'm sure I could have made a point pun like
"He asks you if you get the point of this lecture"
get it point. syringe. I crack myself nobody up

[TolyK]

aaaand that made my week 

[Taricus]

Tip the cage over, He didn't put a floor in it. Also stab him with his own medicine.

[Rumrusher]

he had his hand in that thing the entire time.
TQhris Red4ield punch the box over like it's a boulder. Psi-mind bullet him clearly you had enough rest to build up one bullet.
or in a more crazy illogical means
alpha teleport your self over to TQ-04 and shoot TQ-42 your self seeing you can only be the only insane sectoid around here.
wait he so going to inject him self with this batch it's the only logical way, he has no control over TQ-04 or ZC-04 and only has one batch he's going to wesker up some stuff.