I new it was going to happen.
Vengeance is yours
You'll kill the irresponsible first, with any luck the other one will be watching
so he can die in sorrow as well as agony. Jeez you love revenge
But first this stupid mechanical box.
You extract the awestruck Sectoid. It seems your intuition
was correct once again. You'll show him a way to remove the
circlet without using your hands. It might be messy though.
You relish this moment. You want the Sectoid to
be acquainted with the reality that your most
fleeting whim can rend his atoms apart and he is
helpless. You want him to regret his insolence with
every fibre of his weak and pathetic mass-produced
being. This sniveling pile of protoplasm will have the
image of your grin burned into his very consciousness
until every synapse fires fear, then you will systematically
break every bone one by one until the Sectoid is left a
groveling pile. You'll take his sight, puncture his hearing membrane
disconnect his nerve endings from the tips of his fingers to
his spine leaving only enough autonomy to grovel and plea for death
and apologize for his insolence. Then, and only after
a proper apology will you grant the worm an end to his well
earned suffering. Then you'll find his friend an-
Another Sectoid interrupts you.
She wants you to wrap up this "thing"
so she can finish unloading the last ship
and take the rest of the MCP off.
She can retire early.
Wait? Last ship. Magenta said yours was- and- hundreds of years-
Shit Shit Shit Shit.
You are now TQ-02You were just torn from your port-o-bunker and levitated around
by that scary person, who then tried to have a floating staring contest
with you before she killed TQ-30 and flew off. TQ-01 is still unconscious
and Leeanne is still broken on the floor. Nothing makes sense anymore
and you just want this MCP to end without anyone else dying.
RIP. TQ-30
No longer will we be regaled with the adventures of an alien teamster.
For her, the story has ended.