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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[rarborman]

Its pretty, wear it as a drink hat.

[Rexfelum]

You can't eat that yourself, so offer to share it with TQ-05.

Beaten to the punch by an edit.

Yes.  The only course of action is to bond frater-soror-asparternally with your counterpart.

Seriously, if left alone, that thing could eat you.  You know, if it were an abomination like what you saw a short while ago.  Stop thinking about it.

--Rexfelum

[Rexfelum]

Oops, either a typo or a continuity error.

Recently:

Unfortunately you don't remember any of the names of the things you liked
the last time you were here was 3 years ago with TQ-02, he got something that
looked nice. He always said his favorite was the Gran Mungo.

But earlier:

"Hey TQ-05! Seen TQ-02 or 01 recently? They've been ignoring my calls for a while. Anyway, how's TQ-∞ doing?"

. . .

She says they live on a space station orbiting a nearby star 58 lightyears away.
Unless they got access to one of the FTL transmitters by gaining prime sponsorship
you probably won't be receiving many transmissions considering they left 4 years ago.
She thinks that 02 was training to be an engineer and 01 to be a pilot.
Who knows, they might be getting sponsorship now.

I was looking through older posts, you see, because I wanted to find out if there were any discussion of lactose intolerance.  Say, among grayer-colored individuals.  Like TQ-05.  Before TQ-04 offers her the yogurt of doom.

--Rexfelum

[Stone Wera]

I was looking through older posts, you see, because I wanted to find out if there were any discussion of lactose intolerance.  Say, among grayer-colored individuals.  Like TQ-05.  Before TQ-04 offers her the yogurt of doom.

That seems very unlikely. I don't think lactose intolerance would be limited to one ethnicity. Also, s/he's in a yogurt bar, I doubt s/he's lactose intolerant.

[Ricky]

The first thing i thought of after seeing the drink.
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TQ- 04 and TQ- 05> do this   V
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MForGgmNPXc&feature=related

[Robocorn]

There's no way that you can consume this thing alone.
Either TQ-02 was playing a prank on you or
he is incredibly irresponsible with his consumptions.

Really, how are you going to eat this? That straw taunts you
with the implication you are to use suction to transport this
goliath dessert from its bowl.



You wave to get TQ-05's attention, she'll be able to help you
with this yogurty monstrosity. She seems knowledgeable.
 


TQ-05 comes over to marvel at the Gran Mungo in all its glory.
Having not seen you visit a vendor outlet in many a year she
finds herself astounded at your choice of comestible.

You explain the improbability of you being able to eat this thing
by yourself, if at all. With a straw of all things.



TQ-05 is prepared, she has in her possession two food shovels
which she explains will assist with your consumption.
She is more than willing to help you with your consumption.
The Gran Mungo looks tasty.



You dine, you dine like you've never dined before.
For all of the dinners you've missed over the years
you dine.



You don't know why you didn't dine more often.
Eating a quarter of your body mass in yogurt has made you completely
forget whatever it was that made you take the day off.
You should make a habit of eating for pleasure more often.
You forget why you stoppe-





Ungh, what happened.



This is a little unexpected. Stupid Gran Mungo.

What do you do now?

[Furtuka]

seek out tq 666

[Darvi]

Omnomnomnom.

>You've obviously just had a heart(do sectoids have those) attack and having a NDE. Check for winged humanoids beyond the light, but don't get too close, or you'll leave the mortal world behind you forever.

[Siquo]

> Look around for a salt pillar. Lick it, for you need salt after sweet. Don't ask why, must be something aspartamy.

[Stone Wera]

Try to interact with the eye, TQ-666 might have linked with it to observe the world around him without having to leave his halite cocoon.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Wander around looking for someone to help you out of this place.

[Doret]

Insist that this is a dream and attempt to control this "dream".

Gain Lucid Dreaming skill.

[Stone Wera]

Also, permission to make this my new avatar?

[Armok]

THIS IS F***ING AMAZING?!?! HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE ALIENS EATING ICE CREAM AWESOME AND EPIC?!?

[QuakeIV]

This is an amusing result.