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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[AntiAntiMatter]

Leave Alpha to her fate. Escape with TQ-01!

[Robocorn]

You insist that TQ-01 must be healed He's in poor health

He insists he's fine to return to his dormitorium.



TQ-01 thinks you should put him down and
try to get away as soon as possible in case more droids come.
You're slightly touched that he still feels responsible for you in his condition.

You regretfully comply with his demands and -no wait-



TQ-01 has always been responsible for you in spite of your
chronic bouts or incompetence. It is time for you to return the
favor to him.



He's in good hands now. Your hands
Your hands that built this port-o-bunker
Which will carry you both to freedom.



Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh





Wait, where were you escaping to again?

[Siquo]

Get ye to a ship! After all, you already have a pilot! True Freedom is in [cue echo] Outer Space....

[Armok]

> Yea! To the docks! Ocean ships and space ships are almost the same thing right?

[AntiAntiMatter]

Go to the headquarters of the planet and take over. Destroy the shadowy rulers and grant civil rights to mutants.

[Taricus]

Head to the docks in a most property damaging way

[Johnfalcon99977]

Head to the docks in a most property damaging way

[Phantom]

I just noticed how many similarities this thing had with Paranoia when I saw the thread on Paranoia itself.


Clones? Check.
Assigned Numbers? Check.
Caste System? Check.
Intolerance of Mutations? Check.
Shadowy organizations? Check.
Robots? Check.

[Robocorn]

Oh, right that makes sense, to the spaceport.
Droids are afraid of space, and therefore cannot reach your brains there.



Just gottaq make a turn here and you're on the fast track away from the centrifuge
to the outermost edge of the occupation ring.

This whole navigation thing has been going swimmingly
if TQ-01 isn't up for it you're sure you could pilot the ship.



TQ-01 assures you that he is completely better and entirely up for piloting any kind of ship right now.

You are somewhat reassured.



TQ-01 spots something up ahead.



Oh no! A droid! It will surely put a stop to your dubiously legal wheelcraft unless you think of something fast.

I just noticed how many similarities this thing had with Paranoia when I saw the thread on Paranoia itself.

Clones? Check.
Assigned Numbers? Check.
Caste System? Check.
Intolerance of Mutations? Check.
Shadowy organizations? Check.
Robots? Check.

Damn, now I want to figure out what paranoia is.

[Tarran]

RAMMING SPEED!

[Ricky]

You just knocked over a whole bunch of paint cans, TQ 01, prepare to splatter the Droid with paint!

[Phantom]

I just noticed how many similarities this thing had with Paranoia when I saw the thread on Paranoia itself.

Clones? Check.
Assigned Numbers? Check.
Caste System? Check.
Intolerance of Mutations? Check.
Shadowy organizations? Check.
Robots? Check.

Damn, now I want to figure out what paranoia is.

PHANTOM PROTOCOL X1.
-POSSIBILITY OF SARCASM: 99%
-POSSIBILITY OF COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR: .5%
-POSSIBILITY OF ILLUMINATI MEMBER: .5%

SHOULD THIRD BE POSSIBLE: WELCOME TO THE BROTHERHOOD, ROB-O-COR. PLEASE AVOID THE TROUBLESHOOTERS AND INTSEC AGENTS. HAVE A NICE DAY, PLEASE AVOID THE ZAPS.

[Taricus]

CCHHHAARRRGGGEEE!!!

[TolyK]

CCHHHAARRRGGGEEE!!!

[Robocorn]

TQ-01 has the can





Huh?





TQ-01 seems to have a problem with the outcome of this plan.

You don't see what the problem is, the droid is no longer in your way.



Wait, now you see the problem.

What do you do?