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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Furtuka]

eject junk stuff as decoy/shield

[techno65535]

Try doing a hammerhead manoeuvre. When that fails, because spacecraft can't stall like an air plane, use Kirk's method of beating the Kobayashi Maru to pass the exam.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Try doing a hammerhead manoeuvre. When that fails, because spacecraft can't stall like an air plane, use Kirk's method of beating the Kobayashi Maru to pass the exam.

This.

(Also, posting to watch.)

[Armok]

> Do all of the above. You got that giant head for a REASON.

[Robocorn]

Time to be awesome


So

Fucking

Awesome

Woo



Fuck Yes

Self esteem +125





Some gloating may be in order

Establishing connection...

Connection established

"Hey, you. In the  big green peace of shit"



"Who do you think you're messing with? Some nobody novice pilot?
No, It's The great TQ 01. Tremble in fear at my infamy.
If you ask really nicely I'll let you fly off to wherever you got
those ugly junkpiles without having to fight me"
"act quickly, the offer isn't around forever"

"While you were doing all of those ridiculous astrobatics, my companions
went off to engage and plunder your unguarded colony"



"eh?"

-150 self esteem
Power is at 19%

[Furtuka]

wipe tear out of eye from final panel

[Robocorn]

you think you got it

[Furtuka]

shoot him in the face and run back to the colony

[Armok]

Just kill the bastard instantly

[Phantom]

Do a fucking HAMMERHEAD maneuver in his face and burn him into photon particles. After that, waste the last of your Elerium to go after the rest of those motherfuckers while listening to awesome music and doing awesome maneuvers.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Do a fucking Split-s maneuver in his face and burn him into photon particles. After that, waste the last of your Elerium to go after the rest of those motherfuckers while listening to awesome music and doing awesome maneuvers.

Liberal amounts of head-banging might be in order. (Don't actually bang your head on anything though, just the air.)

[Ricky]

bluff your way out of this. tell them that you're the scout ship. the base now knows exactly how much firepower they will need. you've also told them to apply firepower liberally.

[Robocorn]

This just got serious.

This calls for some kind of badass theme



Click



Now for your finishing move



Zero-G Jackhammerhead!




Warning!
 Scout in critical condition!
Power cells at 6%
Starbort engine missing,
power cells approaching meltdown
Heatsink 2 deactivated
25.3 minutes to overheat
Aft engine 2 missing
Oxygen filters 1 and 3 offline. with containment tank leaking
4.28 minutes of oxygen remaining
It is requested that you dock immediately



Dock immediately



Dock immediately




You're flying backwards in an uncorrectable roll,
your engine is missing and your ship is quickly running out of power
Your ship is on a collision course with the planet
and are only seconds from intercepting the ships
Iron savior is starting to sound a little sarcastic

What do you do?

[Ricky]

crawl into your escape pod!

[rarborman]

crawl into your escape pod!

No, if there is an escape pod shoot it at one ship and smash into the other if possible.