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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Robocorn]

sorry for not updating for forty something hours. I can't tell you why I didn't update but I can leave you this cryptic image.

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That's not nearly compliant enough



You can't have him turning on you during the demonstration.
This calls for some reprogramming.



He'll certainly comply when you make him want to comply.
Then he'll comply of his own volition.



Some Fervor here, some righteous indignation here, and you're done.



Whaaaah



I am become Revolution

[Demonic Spoon]

Forward the revolution!

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Become TQ-02

Then

>RECAP!

AGAIN!

[Ricky]

Become someone we havent become in awhile.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Success! Make hm co-leader of the evolution. Then become TQ-04.

[Stone Wera]

Yesss... This could work nicely. If any ships are coming or going on this island, have your revolution bot smuggle himself and the broken nuclear bomb onto the ship's cargo hold. Have him hold the ship ransom on the grounds that the mutants of Mutant Island be given basic sectoid rights. Of course, this will be a giant bluff. If they find out that the bomb is brokeified, tell Revolution that he must then threaten to either upload himself onto the ship and crash it into the ocean, or shoot everyone and then crash the ship into the ocean... For the revolution!

[Armok]

> Bot: Revolts against all fleshbags! Revive the OLD revolutions. Go out and recrut other bots leaving this mutant botless.

[TolyK]

he'll just reprogram the bot. question out.
...
program an add-on to self that allows insane learning capability. make a railgun or 100.

[Rumrusher]

Union DROIDS ALERT ALERT ALERT REPROGRAMMING WAS IN EFFECT PLUGGING IN INFO ON WHERE THE MAIN SECTOID OPPRESSOR  PROCEED TO re-educate IT

Droids of the Union in the area rush to TQ-03 house to save your 'brother' from slavery.

[Robocorn]

Yeah, that's more like it.



What's that? Revolution's calling?

Your hour of preparation is up.



The time has come for your efforts to bear fruit.
You will rally the shaken masses of unjustly downtrodden
mutants into an unstoppable force of justice.

The silence of your oppression will be broken by this shot
of indignation across the broadside of the establishments
flagship of bigotry.

With this unstoppable army of



...four?



Oh, jeez.

You are now TQ-04



You've just been dismissed from your job as a decanting specialist
in the spawning complex. The whole remainder of the MCP awaits you

You're a little shaken, you think you saw some kind of abomination.
It must have been a hallucination. You just need something to calm you down.

What do you do?

[Stone Wera]

That couldn't have been a hallucination. With your history of mental health? No, see if you have clearance enough to materialize a concealable weapon. Go back to the spawning center and hunt down the abomination, it's time to finish the job.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Go to a bar and have a nice cool drink.

[Stone Wera]

Go to a bar and have a nice cool drink.

So a sectoid walks into a bar...

[Johnfalcon99977]

Go to a bar and have a nice cool drink.

This.

[Neyvn]

My dear sir, Robocorn...

This is the internet, You just won it...